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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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HaloHero65
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Lucas oh Lucas what a silly tiny manchild
I'm certain that Lucas is just a few moments away from a zoomer bae at any given time he just wants to save some for everyone else!.
His content has notably increased in volume while his zoomer hunts have decreased, side affect of medication or is he finally surrendering to forever being a bumcel? Possibly both?
I'm sure constant failure on literally all his goals bothers him yet he continues to chug on. The voices Lucas has been hearing is the slow slip of his worm eaten brain trying to scream something isn't right about literally everything he does yet they cannot hold the stupid.
If I was to guess (I don't want to because Lucas is retarded and I'll be wrong) we are experiencing the final act of Lucas's shit opera. his medical issues are worse than ever judging from the photos around the time of the LA catfish saga he's already experienced nerve damage from sleeping on the spokane streets and thats a slow downfall to death with super MRSAbetes. He's maybe got 1 more winter in the streets before the grab bag of ailments does him in and hopefully the coroner's got Vicks in stock to pick up that frozen fish.
I'm sure he'll hold in his crazy until after winter, but I definitely think he's going to be Eskimo hobo very soon and if he ends up on the streets for this coming winter we might just have a brief bit of pneumonia then a bloated hobo corpse.
Yea I'm going doomer but I just don't see Lucas the doofus running after zoomers in his elderly years.
I'm certain that Lucas is just a few moments away from a zoomer bae at any given time he just wants to save some for everyone else!.
His content has notably increased in volume while his zoomer hunts have decreased, side affect of medication or is he finally surrendering to forever being a bumcel? Possibly both?
I'm sure constant failure on literally all his goals bothers him yet he continues to chug on. The voices Lucas has been hearing is the slow slip of his worm eaten brain trying to scream something isn't right about literally everything he does yet they cannot hold the stupid.
If I was to guess (I don't want to because Lucas is retarded and I'll be wrong) we are experiencing the final act of Lucas's shit opera. his medical issues are worse than ever judging from the photos around the time of the LA catfish saga he's already experienced nerve damage from sleeping on the spokane streets and thats a slow downfall to death with super MRSAbetes. He's maybe got 1 more winter in the streets before the grab bag of ailments does him in and hopefully the coroner's got Vicks in stock to pick up that frozen fish.
I'm sure he'll hold in his crazy until after winter, but I definitely think he's going to be Eskimo hobo very soon and if he ends up on the streets for this coming winter we might just have a brief bit of pneumonia then a bloated hobo corpse.
Yea I'm going doomer but I just don't see Lucas the doofus running after zoomers in his elderly years.
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It's somehow interesting from a psychology standpoint to see the kind of scenarios he fantasizes about that don't revolve around teenaged girls.
Apart from the "rocketing out of the toilet and up his ass" one which could be an entire unit in an abnormal psych/sexuality class, this one where he desperately wishes I'd admit I was "wrong about him" and come begging for his forgiveness is interesting.
I get the distinct feeling that a lot of his fantasies are less about finding a teenager who thinks he's a dreamboat and more about probably everyone who posts here or leaves 'mean comments' coming to him and begging for him to forgive them because they were totally wrong and he's such an amazing, brilliant, kind, generous genius. It also gives a lot of weird insight into all those videos where he's having arguments nobody made.
The, "If you're not nice to me, I'm not going to be nice to you" I'm now thinking comes from conversations in his head where he's got one of us 'begging' him to be kind and love us or whatever and he's just...responding out loud like that.
Silly me thought maybe it might be a basic ass marketing concept to try and drive up demand and now I'm pretty sure he's just having arguments with imaginary versions of his "haters" in his head then posting his responses to it.
HaloHero65
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I'm sure his fantasies involve zoomers with 7-11 pizza and large amounts of apologies from those who he finds wronged him.
I'm sure he believes you're a woman And therefore probably enjoys any action you make towards him which go right along with his toilet fisting fantasies.
You are both his worst enemy and greatest kink.
I'm sure his fantasies involve zoomers with 7-11 pizza and large amounts of apologies from those who he finds wronged him.
I'm sure he believes you're a woman And therefore probably enjoys any action you make towards him which go right along with his toilet fisting fantasies.
You are both his worst enemy and greatest kink.
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When Lucas dies all you will have to do to bring him back is say Pedo Juice three times and he will rocket out of the toilet up into someones unsuspecting ass. I’d be careful to summon him though Pedo Juice will be far stronger in death than he was in life and will haunt homeless shelters and bounce staircases where he thinks there are drug dealers and dude bros hoarding women. Of course he will want a Gen Z bride for his haunting services.
When Lucas dies all you will have to do to bring him back is say Pedo Juice three times and he will rocket out of the toilet up into someones unsuspecting ass. I’d be careful to summon him though Pedo Juice will be far stronger in death than he was in life and will haunt homeless shelters and bounce staircases where he thinks there are drug dealers and dude bros hoarding women. Of course he will want a Gen Z bride for his haunting services.
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I'd say if there is a place that can keep Lucas alive it's Spokane. During winter there are shelters that open up no-barrier beds for those like Lucas, even if they've been prior banned. The city can again resort to handing out vouchers to stay in motels. Very possible even after getting banned multiple times he'll waddle back to House of Charity.
I'd say if there is a place that can keep Lucas alive it's Spokane. During winter there are shelters that open up no-barrier beds for those like Lucas, even if they've been prior banned. The city can again resort to handing out vouchers to stay in motels. Very possible even after getting banned multiple times he'll waddle back to House of Charity.
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"I'm not bad looking." He says as he removes his mask, revealing his bloated ghoul face.
And he says that we'd be in outer space by now if not for the Christians. So Lucas and Moviebob are officially on the same page now. Good to know.
And he says that we'd be in outer space by now if not for the Christians. So Lucas and Moviebob are officially on the same page now. Good to know.
Looks to me getting banned from the Mosiac center added more fuel to his anti-christian rants.
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Seriously, what's going on with his face? He hasn't been this bloated in a good while. Is it the meds?
He looked better when he was living under a bridge and not showering for weeks.
He looked better when he was living under a bridge and not showering for weeks.
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It's unchristian to not date an obese, autistic, violent, ragman. Okay, tubby. Why does he think all these Gen Z girls are Christians? Young people are getting less and less religious. And being a Christian much like politics is not at the forefront of their life. But Lucas has it in his head that it is and that is how it is.
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Psychology sperg for a moment, but how do you guys feel about adding OCPD to his list of possible diagnoses.
Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder is a pd that centers around rules and order. There really aren’t obsessions or compulsions like in OCD. And hoarders are actually commonly dual diagnosed with OCPD. Most with OCPD are miserly and struggle to delegate tasks. Lucas doesn’t fit that but OCPD is the classic pathologically anal retentive person focused so much on the rules that the task has no meaning. They also, in my experience, NEVER seek therapy to fix themselves. It’s always to complain about others or to find ways to make others submit to their rules.
Lucas’s obsessive belief in these ideas feels OCPD:
if someone’s a Christian they must do exactly as the Bible says
If someone is Gen z they must be socialist
If someone likes Bernie they must be empathic and fuck me
If science says my sperm is better, then women should want me.
certainly bipolar psychosis has faulty logic, but I still think there’s a hint of OCPD in Lucas’ complete inability to fathom in-group heterogeneity.
any other psych-familiar kiwis have thoughts on this? OCPD is not a super common diagnosis but it definitely has some overlap with NPD.
Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder is a pd that centers around rules and order. There really aren’t obsessions or compulsions like in OCD. And hoarders are actually commonly dual diagnosed with OCPD. Most with OCPD are miserly and struggle to delegate tasks. Lucas doesn’t fit that but OCPD is the classic pathologically anal retentive person focused so much on the rules that the task has no meaning. They also, in my experience, NEVER seek therapy to fix themselves. It’s always to complain about others or to find ways to make others submit to their rules.
Lucas’s obsessive belief in these ideas feels OCPD:
if someone’s a Christian they must do exactly as the Bible says
If someone is Gen z they must be socialist
If someone likes Bernie they must be empathic and fuck me
If science says my sperm is better, then women should want me.
certainly bipolar psychosis has faulty logic, but I still think there’s a hint of OCPD in Lucas’ complete inability to fathom in-group heterogeneity.
any other psych-familiar kiwis have thoughts on this? OCPD is not a super common diagnosis but it definitely has some overlap with NPD.
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I see what you mean, but to me these efforts to delineate people's behaviors seem more manipulative than they do compulsive. It's my understanding that obsessive compulsive people usually have rules for themselves that they maintain adherence to just as strictly as they expect other people to, but Lucas is a mass of hypocrisies and contradictions, with ZERO demands for himself, he's only bothered by other people not living up to the dictates that he's associated with them when it creates a separation between him and one of his wants.
He's just a stupid man, trying his best to force people to do something that he understands in some way they don't really want to do: date him.
I see what you mean, but to me these efforts to delineate people's behaviors seem more manipulative than they do compulsive. It's my understanding that obsessive compulsive people usually have rules for themselves that they maintain adherence to just as strictly as they expect other people to, but Lucas is a mass of hypocrisies and contradictions, with ZERO demands for himself, he's only bothered by other people not living up to the dictates that he's associated with them when it creates a separation between him and one of his wants.
He's just a stupid man, trying his best to force people to do something that he understands in some way they don't really want to do: date him.
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With Lucas’s obsession with Christians behaving like he wants them to, wouldn’t it make more sense for him to do this as a Christian?
Lucas being an atheist while demanding Christians live up to his ideal of Christianity makes zero sense.
Fact of the matter is Lucas is befuddled with the reality that it is the Christian oriented charities that have kept him from dying on the streets and are the only group who haven’t completely shunned him. Yet, they apparently are not doing enough for him. They must hand over the poonaner because it’s in their book of rules to “love one another.”
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Sorry to bring this up again, but I feel it is note worthy. Lucas has been changing outfits frequently now. I am guessing he is getting clothing for free from somewhere. I am doubting he is spending his hard earned tugboat check on clothing. What do you all think?
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2 Thessalonians 3:6-10
6 In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, we command you, brothers and sisters, to keep away from every believer who is idle and disruptive and does not live according to the teaching you received from us. 7 For you yourselves know how you ought to follow our example. We were not idle when we were with you, 8 nor did we eat anyone’s food without paying for it. On the contrary, we worked night and day, laboring and toiling so that we would not be a burden to any of you. 9 We did this, not because we do not have the right to such help, but in order to offer ourselves as a model for you to imitate. 10 For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: “The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat.”He "donated" his filthy ratty jacket so pretty soon he's going to have to be on the look out for a winter jacket at the free clothing places.
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His jacket? Oh you mean his sweat sponge / oven mitt.
And on a side note, they have mirrors in the adult day care, right? How can he see his puffy goblin face, pull the hood of his hoodie up to make him look like a cold cancer patient, and then talk about how good looking he is?
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I think he has a handful of donated clothing and a handler to wash his filthy underwear now.
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Bold of you to assume he started wearing underwear. He’d have to go purchase it himself, and that would cut into his 7 Eleven snack fund. Unless they hand out clean boxers in the group home he’s likely going commando. After all, if he can’t get a new ID card or a haircut I doubt he’d prioritize socks/undergarments.