Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Gaear Grimsrud said:
Why does he pretend that he knows anything about the gay community, or any other community? He's a complete outcast who's never been embraced by ANY community.

I thought the rule was that you ain't cool unless you're helping him get a girlfriend, or you are the girlfriend. No left wing people are helping him with this, so how are they cool?

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Lucas is totally right. The left wing is so nice they even built special fun entertainment camps in siberia for all the people that didn't like them. They got jobs and housing at the camps and had lots of guards with guns watching over them so nothing bad happened to them

Stalin was such a nice and understanding guy
 
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I don’t know what he is on about with this one.
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
Why does he pretend that he knows anything about the gay community, or any other community? He's a complete outcast who's never been embraced by ANY community.

I thought the rule was that you ain't cool unless you're helping him get a girlfriend, or you are the girlfriend. No left wing people are helping him with this, so how are they cool?

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He's trying to deflect comments directed to him by using the "we" and by saying the left wing is nice well that means he is "nice" too.
The Spokane Freak said:
I mean if the right wing might accuse me of virtual signaling but that's not how we are
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For ex. @klickitat comment to him.

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klickitat said:

The stuff from today.
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'I could do it, were it not covid...lock up....I mean if they're out there running around during covid they're not that intelligent'

Aside from the fact that whole statement sounds like it came from a swiss cheese brain, by his own logic he isn't very intelligent, as if he is seeing what he claims to be here, he would have to be out there himself just like his imaginary zoomer baes are. That clearly never crossed his mind

'Hot = healthy, healthy = hot' is one of the stupidest things i've ever heard a person say. Plenty of very hot women have all kinds of serious health problems. Physical and mental. He acts like he's never heard of mental illnesses, inherited conditions, cancer and any number of bad things that a young person can have. Plenty of hot women have cystic fibrosis or cancer. and plenty of non hot women are perfectly healthy without any physical or mental health problems

and by nurturing, he probably means he wants a zoomer bae to act like a nurturing mother bird and vomit pre-eaten pizza and chips into his mouth so he doesn't have to chew it himself

and holy shit he looks like a literal crackhead in that grey hoodie and black mask. Exactly the kind of skeevy creep i'd expect to see creeping on teen girls coming out of playland in vancouver in the middle of the night. He'd fit right in on hastings street
 
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mothman96 said:
I don't know man. Looked to me like that piece of chicken made a run for it.
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Probably making for the relative safety of his rolls of back fat. Spider OR chicken fat glob, a fucker could hide in there til judgement day and go entirely unnoticed by the rigorous hygiene standards of Senor Werner here...
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Was watching this old video in front of the lovers sign, you have 15 years to make me happy. If Lucas is still alive in 15 years what is he going to do when it doesn’t happen.
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He posted that video close to his birthday 2019. Nov this year he'll have 13 yrs left to "transfer his DNA". If I'm remembering right, he said something along if he reached 55 without a bae he had nothing to live for. The closer he gets to 55 (if he's still alive) he might raise the age to to give himself more time.

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By his late 40's Gen Z will be over the hill for the Freak. He'll be "in love" with Gen Alpha.

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Comments to @klickitat video --Misuing big boy words part 2.
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He's streaming this now:
 
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mothman96 said:
He posted that video close to his birthday 2019. Nov this year he'll have 13 yrs left to "transfer his DNA". If I'm remembering right, he said something along if he reached 55 without a bae he had nothing to live for. The closer he gets to 55 (if he's still alive) he might raise the age to to give himself more time.

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By his late 40's Gen Z will be over the hill for the Freak. He'll be "in love" with Gen Alpha.

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He's streaming:
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Mark your Google calendars: 11/27/2034. It'll be a Monday. On this day, Lucas's telomeres will have aged out of perfection. If he is still lonely on this day, if he has failed to spread his cursed genes, he has vowed to kill himself.

Many times.

The clock is ticking.

In 2034, the oldest members of Gen Alpha will be 24. Outside of Lucas's preferred age range. There will still be plenty in the 16 year old sweet spot that Lucas seems so interested in. Yet, by his time he will have already begun to transition to the next generation of girls who will reject him. They'll be around 10 around the time Lucas commits suicide, whatever name history assigns them.

Will Lucas make it to 2034? Will he still be single? Will any of us still being paying attention?
 
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Neko GF said:
Lucas attempts to explain the "Z+L" graffiti shit:
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So is it:
A) completely unrelated to him
B) a troll
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I'd say if there is indeed "Z + L" graffiti, he would have taken a picture of it to show.

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And this comment from the prior screencap was posted 10 hrs before he made the "Z+L" video.

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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Also, "Money Flicking Fuckbois" was clearly filmed during his morning dump:

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In his "No Mukband" video he spans the room with his phone. There is the door to the room and no door that could lead to a bathroom. Lucas has to use a communal bathroom somewhere on his floor. Also no chest of drawers to store clothes.
 
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That Z+L video was something else. The fat hobo thinks he is that important. That random grafitti had to be about him, it just had to! What else could it be about? And then Mr. ACAB himself warning people to not break the law doing this. Instead, invite him to your home and introduce him to beautiful women! What a dumbass.
 
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