Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Why does he pretend that he knows anything about the gay community, or any other community? He's a complete outcast who's never been embraced by ANY community.
It's one thing that women want nothing to do with Lucas, it happens. But, gay dudes want nothing to do with him too? You have to be especially disgusting to pull that off.

Also, Lucas confirmed he's living at Mallon Place in his "Z" + L = <3 stream.
 
Delusions of grandeur are out of this world today.
He’s concerned about the estate of MICHAEL JACKSON suing him?
So, "keeping up with the joneses", where we heard there was gameplay involving gum on the sidewalk, being frozen by snow, has now morphed into "smoothie criminals", and then into "soda jerks". So "keeping up with the Joneses" sounds like competition with your neighbors, and that's somehow changed into a game about working in an old fashioned malt shop?

Or am I as delusional as Lucas for hoping to find one iota of logic here?

Lucas really, REALLY loves naming things, doesn't he? He puts more thought into the names of his nonsense "games" then he does into making them playable and comprehensible. When he says these names, he draws them out, slowly and sensually. He's so very proud of his chicken scratch scribbles and mental-illness concepts.
 
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So, "keeping up with the joneses", where we heard there was gameplay involving gum on the sidewalk, being frozen by snow, has now morphed into "smoothie criminals", and then into "soda jerks". So "keeping up with the Joneses" sounds like competition with your neighbors, and that's somehow changed into a game about working in an old fashioned malt shop?

Or am I as delusional as Lucas for hoping to find one iota of logic here?

Lucas really, REALLY loves naming things, doesn't he? He puts more thought into the names of his nonsense "games" then he does into making them playable and comprehensible. When he says these names, he draws them out, slowly and sensually. He's so very proud of his chicken scratch scribbles and mental-illness concepts.
and once again he manages to twist his insane 'games' around to somehow be centered around food. His obsession with everything food related and how stuffing himself like a pig for the slaughter somehow makes him appealing to little girls is pathological at this point. At this rate he's going to end up like that guy on king of the hill that ran that meat plant and was schizo and tried to turn luanne and himself into a sausage after trying to get her to marry some random guy. Replace that guy with a flatbill and the situation is eerily like something I can see lucas losing whats left of his mind and doing

Maybe thats what this has been about all along. He doesn't really want to fuck a zoomer, he wants to be her fat little stuffed pig that gets eaten by her so his telomeres will forever be a part of her and seep into her eggs or some such insanity. If he can't breed a zoomer that might be his idea of the next best thing
 
Lucas attempts to explain the "Z+L" graffiti shit:
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So is it:
A) completely unrelated to him
B) a troll
I just watched that and came here to talk about it… Every time I think he can’t get more delusional, he does. Who the FUCK sees a random [letter] + [letter] = ❤️ sign and assumes it’s about themselves? I used to think Lucas was just stupid and self absorbed on top of his many mental problems, but no, this man is pathologically a narcissist. NO one in their right mind sees random street graffiti and assumes it’s directed at them besides delusional psychos.
 
I just watched that and came here to talk about it… Every time I think he can’t get more delusional, he does. Who the FUCK sees a random [letter] + [letter] = ❤️ sign and assumes it’s about themselves? I used to think Lucas was just stupid and self absorbed on top of his many mental problems, but no, this man is pathologically a narcissist. NO one in their right mind sees random street graffiti and assumes it’s directed at them besides delusional psychos.
Either pathological narcissism, or as @GleamingTheQ-Bert said, delusions of reference (or most likely both). For those who don't know it's a symptom of schizophrenia where the person interprets unrelated things as being about or directed at them, like thinking people on TV are talking to/about you. Not a symptom we've seen from Lucas before as far as I know, so now on top of just straight hallucinating voices talking to him, he probably also hears real snatches of conversation and believes they're about him. Fucking wild.

And I also agree, it's absolutely a 2.
 
Oh yeah, he's not coming unhinged at all. First the delusions about the graffiti and now thinking boomers are stealing the zooners from him


Well, clearly @Fatal Walter and I are just trailing Lucas as he lumbers around Spokane and convincing all the zoomers to either be classist and age phobic or to go with boomers specifically to harass him.
 
Well, clearly @Fatal Walter and I are just trailing Lucas as he lumbers around Spokane and convincing all the zoomers to either be classist and age phobic or to go with boomers specifically to harass him.
Not to mention that email you sent him, offering to buy him a drink at Bistango. Since you live in Spokane and all. Lol!
 
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This is what Lucas Werner actually believes.
 
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So, "keeping up with the joneses", where we heard there was gameplay involving gum on the sidewalk, being frozen by snow, has now morphed into "smoothie criminals", and then into "soda jerks". So "keeping up with the Joneses" sounds like competition with your neighbors, and that's somehow changed into a game about working in an old fashioned malt shop?
It’s not even about that, as far as I can tell. Like many of his games it seems rather focused on mining, farming, and manufacturing, for some reason. As though he believes all soda companies start by mining the very ore they will use to build their factory.
 
So, "keeping up with the joneses", where we heard there was gameplay involving gum on the sidewalk, being frozen by snow, has now morphed into "smoothie criminals", and then into "soda jerks". So "keeping up with the Joneses" sounds like competition with your neighbors, and that's somehow changed into a game about working in an old fashioned malt shop?
i would have thought "keeping up with the joneses" would be a terribly poorly done version of "The Game of Life". Lucas' in ability to cope with life somewhat illustrated in boardgame form as it also mutates into some unrecognizable and incoherent.
It’s not even about that, as far as I can tell. Like many of his games it seems rather focused on mining, farming, and manufacturing, for some reason. As though he believes all soda companies start by mining the very ore they will use to build their factory.
somehow i'm not surprised, but even if that premise were to hold true, i seriously doubt Lucas has any sort of insight into any sort of industrial pursuit. i would bet he's aping other games to add complexity for the reason of "adding complexity" because he interprets complexity as correlating to quality.
 
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This is what Lucas Werner actually believes.

What a shame I missed that 5 minute live that he spent the bulk of going over this weird fantasy he has that I've ever emailed him at all, let alone emailed him to apologize.

Sorry Lucas, I prefer my men to bathe, have more than a stub, have a job, and not be homeless with a history of evictions and narcissistic rage behavior.

It just wouldn't work out and I can't let you get your grubby little beetus fingies near my harem of Zoomer Baes. They're free and all, being slutty slutty sluts, but alas, they're still out of your price range.
 
The best part about his lie about klickitat 'apologizing' to him is he's too stupid to at least fake an email himself so he can at least try to point to that and say 'oops I got tricked. see! everyone is out to harass me!' and use it to his advantage. As it is he is caught in his lies and its blatantly obvious he is lying about it

That said, the fact he would try to make people think klickitat is apologizing to him at all shows that on some level he realizes how bad having his own videos, with comments open and no control over them makes him look. Not that he'd ever admit it, even to himself likely, but he absolutely does not like having no control at all over his own crackpot narrative. He's probably concerned that somebody at his new place will find out about him and dig around to find the videos and make him into the laughing stock and pariah of the building, if he isn't already. Being seen as the pedo creep of mallon place isn't something he wants. Even he has enough sense to know how thats likely to turn out for him
 
That's a new addition he made to his lie about the apology. In the prior video he didn't say anything about @klickitat offering to buy him a drink at Bistango.

I am legitimately tickled by the fact that he still thinks I live in Spokane.

I wonder if the next "email Klickitat sends" will include some bizarre confession about how I'm really an 18 year old petite virgin girl with perky, milk filled titties who wants to have his baby and I actually do hate that I remember that one video where he talked like he thought women just walk around with milk filled breasts if they're not pregnant or nursing already.

Then again, I also remember that he thinks women pee out of their vagina so his grasp on anatomy is sketchy at best.
 
It could be anyone pretending to be Klickitat, or Lucas thinking it's Klickitat based on something dumb. He did make his email public with his e-begging so I'm sure he's getting a bunch of troll nonsense.

His email has been public for almost 10 years too, he used to plaster it all over his weebly pages and he gave it out as the address to send paypal money to when he was on the paypal kick.

He also apparently has forgotten that he's the one who posted his phone numbers publicly (and that I never used that info save for the one time I gave the last number he'd posted to his stepdad during the LA Catfish Saga).

The email I use for All Things Lucas (i.e. that's tied to my youtube channel) isn't exactly hard to find either, but the really funny part here is that he's not even smart or creative enough to send a fake email to himself as 'proof'.

Like, here, look, it's an "email Lucas sent me" that took me literally 3 minutes of some copy-pasting. Only someone as dumb as Lucas would fall for it (I mean, apart from the bad font mismatch just look at the date/time) but, man, talk about insulting that he didn't even try to show fake receipts! I'm starting to think he doesn't like me at all. 😂

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Oh also, tonight's compilation:

Edit: If you want to know how hard my email is to find, it's literally on the About tab of my youtube channel. I couldn't actually remember if I had it listed there and, yep, it's right there.

Admittedly, I'm kind of curious as to whether someone did actually send him an email from "me" just because it'd be funny af to read it.
 
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