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I kinda put the Burnell show on the pay no mind list but looking back at what happened since like last Friday when I found more luls in restream chats being teir list whores when most of the FGC does them tongue and cheek as they're subjective and no one really takes them seriously because phil was getting so SSDD boring.

Holy fuck, this guy is legit off his rocker and I didn't even get through the Burger King first world problem. There's so many examples of how a 40-year-old "mature adult" doesn't know how basic everyday real life shit works on top of a level of paranoid delusions he sounds like some nut case homeless person about to hit a tourist in the head with a brick cause a pigeon said the tourist was satan.

Also I think I read it but can't seem to find it, did he say 9.11 was no big deal, cause that's been a no-no area for susan recently.

EDIT - ACK-tually I dunno now was the SF re-stream the last I saw? Outside of the random sperg-gouts he really is that boring...
 
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Ok, I don't spend a lot of time here..... Did someone actually try to forge divorce papers or some shit? Is that real? I assume such things would quickly be ridiculed and shat upon here for actually helping the guy out.

As a personal musing, I wonder how many of the people who post here have search histories of "blacked" nd "cuck" and etc etc shit like that because you people seem obsessed with it.
 
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Azuma Ninja said:
A Burger King where they fuck up your burger sounds shitty to me regardless of how they handle your complaint about the shitty burger afterwards. I've never gotten a burger that was somehow messed up at my local Burger Kings and Mcdonalds. They always taste pretty much the exact same. Seems like something that would be pretty hard to fuck up generally unless you are very retarded.
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That's where you went wrong. Phil isn't complaining about the taste. His complaint is with how it LOOKS
 
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PutridElephant said:
That's where you went wrong. Phil isn't complaining about the taste. His complaint is with how it LOOKS
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sorry for the near double post but...wait...

I got in as far as him using code words for there being black people at his burger king, you know like at wal-mart.

Thats his complaint? That the burger doesn't look like it does in the advertisement. Or is it that a burger, which I swear he started off that inane rambling talking about breakfast, from a fast-food chain restaurant drive-thru wasn't presented on a pristine white square plate with a zig zag drizzle of ketchup cut down the middle after letting the meat rest.

This here dumb motherfucker might actually be the one person that may give people like jack thompson and the rest of those "vidya games mimic reality causing people to pretend they're in the game and shoot people" a little bit of crediblity.
 
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This here dumb motherfucker might actually be the one person that may give people like jack thompson and the rest of those "vidya games mimic reality causing people to pretend they're in the game and shoot people" a little bit of crediblity.
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I’m almost completely confident Phil was avoiding responsibility, larping as an adult and talking shit only when he knew it was safe to do so long before GTA 3.
 
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kwagmyr said:
Ok, I don't spend a lot of time here..... Did someone actually try to forge divorce papers or some shit? Is that real? I assume such things would quickly be ridiculed and shat upon here for actually helping the guy out.

As a personal musing, I wonder how many of the people who post here have search histories of "blacked" nd "cuck" and etc etc shit like that because you people seem obsessed with it.
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Phil just lied and claimed that "he doesn't get Superchat money until two months from now". He wants tips because he needs that money right now you guys.

Rocket League joins the ranks of PVP games that Phil refuses to play because "its filled with people who've been playing it for years so I can't keep up".
Because everyone still playing a game after a month is a fanatical expert, as we all know. Phil on the other hand, he's totally casual and doesn't care about winning or losing. So he won't play a game because he knows he'll lose.
 
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My favorite game to watch DSP play is probably fall guys. A game meant for 6-12 year olds and he gets smoked most of the time. On top of that, it’s absurd to watch this old man beg for money while playing this game.
Also I’m just gonna hanest, I liked betting Penne Points on him to lose. It felt like a form of trolling for 80% of the audience to bet on him losing.
 
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AckaholAnonymous said:
Look at his eyes 👀 and his nervous laugh. DSP, your eyes betray you EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. and it's always funny.

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His continual denial that he watches wrestling is as hilarious as it is false.

edit: fixed bugged video mechanics dood!
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He went from "oh no not this shit again" face into "I'm going to smoothly tell these detectives the girl just happened to fall on the knife I was holding 20 times and it was totally an accident, they won't figure it out" panic face.
What the fuck.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Rocket League joins the ranks of PVP games that Phil refuses to play because "its filled with people who've been playing it for years so I can't keep up".
Because everyone still playing a game after a month is a fanatical expert, as we all know. Phil on the other hand, he's totally casual and doesn't care about winning or losing. So he won't play a game because he knows he'll lose.
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I love when he says that because he has been playing Street Fighter 2 for like 30 years and still acts like a badass when he beats people that have no idea how to play. He is so fucking scared of Fightcade where there are 300+ active players at any given time and they actually know how to play it's hilarious.
 
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