DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Ok, I don't spend a lot of time here..... Did someone actually try to forge divorce papers or some shit? Is that real? I assume such things would quickly be ridiculed and shat upon here for actually helping the guy out.

i'm pretty sure the official conclusion was reverse tard ops

noone knew the guy who said it, noone could find the discord where it was said

dave talks about conspiracy theories but got sent a fake image and took it as something that happened because it suits his victim narrative
 
My neurotic elderly mother is very picky about the amount of sauce on her burger. You know what she does? She orders it plain with sauce on the side because she's not a helpless sack of shit like Phil.

If she ends up with a sandwich with too much sauce on it she gives a 1 sentence complaint and then shuts up and eats it, or scrapes off the extra and eats it.

Somehow Phil manages to out-Karen an elderly grandmother. And that's not even mentioning the schizo rants he's still going on about it.
 
Thinks people voting in polls and reading his tweets are evidence of a giant audience for his shit.

Also thinks trolls mess with his polls and tweets on mass.

Either he's lying about what he believes in or he's so delusional that he doesn't see most the attention on him is coming from "da detractors".
 
Look at his eyes 👀 and his nervous laugh. DSP, your eyes betray you EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. and it's always funny.

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His continual denial that he watches wrestling is as hilarious as it is false.

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Watching those eyes spin. It really makes it obvious he's trying to make things up on the fly.

Either he's lying about what he believes in or he's so delusional that he doesn't see most the attention on him is coming from "da detractors".

Remember the first rule of DSP is that 95% of everything he does is about ego. More likely he's being delusional.
 
So Phil said tonight that, unlike when he was on Twitch, tips help him the most now because he is making thousands less than he did from cheers and subs. Now, he needs that money from bills 'up front' to pay his bills. He explained this is why he incentivizes tips and not really the memberships or superchats.

Alright, let's run down this lie and retcon.

1. Phil was begging for tips to pay his bills from January of this year until his ban from Twitch. He was begging for tips money to pay his bills that month because without his Twitch paycheck, he wouldn't have been able to afford any bills. He then got that paycheck anyway. But this suggests that, in the month he was banned from Twitch, when he was making thousands more, Phil was still reliant on tips to pay bills that month and had nothing to fall back on from the previous month in cheers and subs. Either he was lying for months about the importance and purpose of tips on Twitch, or he's lying now.
2. If Phil was making thousands more monthly, how was he 'tight' then, and how is he still the same kind of 'tight' now? He got $6k in cheers from Boone and still begged for tips.
3. Phil raised the tips goal to $200 and $150 with the express purpose of compensating for his decreased income on Twitch, after previously saying that $100/stream was unprecedented and more than he could ever expect in the future when the vest streak ended. This would mean that he scaled his spending to his increased income instead of saving as more has now become expected.
4. If Phil was not reliant on tips the last few months on Twitch, why were there no incentives for superchats and memberships on Twitch? He carried over the exact same incentive model that he was using for the vest streak, which he used until he left Twitch, and at no point did he indicate that cheers and subs were worth incentivizing.
5. If there is any hope of regrowing the channel, speaking from a business perspective, things like memberships would need to be incentivized. But Phil just wants to beg harder because that's all he had to do on Twitch.

Just think for a second on the magnitude of this retcon, given that he just came off the 'unprecedented' vest streak, and has, as we have seen, maintained his income from Twitch anyway.
Nothing about this is true. Nothing about this makes sense.
He is absolutely banking on people being retarded, or just opting to be scammed, and this retcon is one of the most quietly audacious he has pulled because there is absolutely no evidence to support what he's saying, and evidence that debunks every aspect of it in videos on his channels.

If anyone wants a detractor video idea, you could clip Phil from tonight saying that he was not reliant on tips on Twitch and follow that with him begging to tips every. Single. Month.
 
Phil is currently ranting about Rich asking him to respond to viewer questions on his channel. Calling him stupid and wanting to start "drama" by having trolls ask Phil things.
He is utterly terrified of going anywhere on the internet where he doesn't have a ban or mute button readily available.
Jellyfish have tougher skin than Phil.
 
Oh yeah, Phil. Wearing a chicken costume is the worst. What a clown!

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Even worse is he sucking a cucumber. Who would do something so sexual on stream???

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I'm happy that Phil is not a CLOWN like Rich!

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Thinks people voting in polls and reading his tweets are evidence of a giant audience for his shit.

Also thinks trolls mess with his polls and tweets on mass.

Either he's lying about what he believes in or he's so delusional that he doesn't see most the attention on him is coming from "da detractors".

but wasn't it the no life but also waste of life which we don't have but can waste it detractors here on the farms that voted in the poll enmasse on twitter so that couldn't play the game he wanted so much that it made the poll look one sided also they voted more than his real fans for the nazi hat...

but then they're also the part of his giant audience...

The "Phil loses his last grips on reality" arc is becoming the best on yet.
 
Soapbox speech about how everyone else is a sell-out and Phil is the only one on the internet who does things out of passions, 10 minutes after looking into the camera and telling everyone that "tonight has been really bad in terms of tips".
He's also now banning people despite saying that he'd respond to troll questions without having to go on Rich's stream. So angry he keeps talking when he leans his fat head away from the mic. God, he's so rattled just by the prospect of going out of his comfort bubble.
 
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