I like that the obvious assumption that Ethan hanging out with his friends (which doesn't include Gator) in Vegas after he proposed to a woman he impregnated is a bachelor party's somehow unreasonable and insane.
BASED Gator knows Ralph is, to quote the great Tonka, an "internet person", Ralph is just a string of 0s and 1s to the eldestfag. Yes he sweeps it up for him, but if you played The Sims would you let them live in filth? Las Vegas is a chessboard and Gator is the only player.
"Those gosh damn kiwifarmers and their endless spider web of insane fanfic and gayops. Ralph is having a bachelor party when he's in Vegas before his upcoming wedding??? They're completely schizo and coocoo, to be honest!"
Gayda has to cope otherwise he would have to come to terms with not being invited.
He sweeps up messes and gets sloppy seconds like a good jannie.
Getting sloppy seconds would imply he has sex which might happen if I solve the Riemann Hypothesis.
gaytor i swear we all saw ralph saying hed get married in vegas this isnt an attempt to mass gasslight you.
Honk louder so he hears you.
Also he seems to think bachelor parties are weeks away from weddings or require alot of planning ........ they're just a last chance to go stag or drink or whatever before the girl has a legal and moral right to probe into your business gator. Having a last hurrah like that nine weeks before a wedding instead of a night or two before is fucking retarded you cross eyed lonely fat incel freak, do you even human being? Fucking sad sack gator no wonder no one hangs out with him all he does is try and eldest fag about other social conventions he's obviously never been apart of or even made privy to. Sad sack of shit gaytor in the corner
I'm legitimately beginning to wonder if Gator is some kind of orphan or his parents were really shitty and never around. The aggressive and tragically terminal autism doesn't explain some of his batshit takes. If he's acting the way he was "taught" and going on that knowledge, he's probably only ever seen a bachelor party on Workaholics.
Remember in 2018 when the mere mention of GamerGate was gay and retarded because it happened years ago and noone cared anymore. Yet desperate e-celebs who saw it as their apotheosis kept attempting to resurrect it, seeing it as part of their past glories.
