Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[breadandcircuses]

Obviously the extra tubs of Bacon Uo are for the bedroon...

 

[AnOminous]

On the plus side, other than it being too spicy for Big T so Mushbrain gets to eat it all, there was no tongue action on the food. You see? Mushbrain is watching and he's aware of what a disgusting tub of goo he is. He's trying to get better... sorry, couldn't finish that with a straight face. He's still a disgusting asshole. Just one that has finally learned to keep his tongue in his mouth.

Tammy must be sick of that shit. She must have figured out this fat greedy pig does that on purpose so he can ram meat down his throat with wild abandon.

 

[desudesu]

In the latest video, he is speaking just above a hushed tone and looking around a lot more than usual. I think he's worried about those urban folk.

Yeah Jack actually sounded scared of "da scary black folk". Fucking sheltered suburban trash.

Usually his other videos have him bursting into a strip mall cafeteria "restaurant", waving his fucking phone around with the flash on, cooing at all the various foods on the menu and asking the staff inane questions.

I like it when Jack is scared. What a fucking spineless pushover.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Okay here it goes:

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This song reminds me of Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

One of the "power moves" Jack uses when he's out with Tammy and doesn't want to share his food is to order it spicy, because Tammy doesn't like spicy food. He will intentionally weasel his way for more food by purposely getting food that repels his wife.

It's especially contemptible because Tammy is the one buying all this shit and then he all but steals the food right out of her mouth by turning it into jacked-up nonsense he can't taste because of stroke brain damage.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

“You ready?” (at 3:23)
Goddamnit I despise when Jagoff poses this stupid question to his ‘captive’ audience all the time.

Yes Jack, we’re ready. Ready to troll the hell out of your obese ass and repulsive tongue at the end of damn near every one of your idiotic videos, or posts in general. We’ll always be ready Fatty Doo Doo

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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“You ready?” (at 3:23)
Goddamnit I despise when Jagoff poses this stupid question to his ‘captive’ audience all the time.

Yes Jack, we’re ready. Ready to troll the hell out of your obese ass and repulsive tongue at the end of damn near every one of your idiotic videos, or posts in general. We’ll always be ready Fatty Doo Doo

As he takes a bite he doesn't look at the chicken, doesn't look at the camera, he looks off into the distance while thinking of keto bear.

 

[thedingledongle]

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“You ready?” (at 3:23)
Goddamnit I despise when Jagoff poses this stupid question to his ‘captive’ audience all the time.

Yes Jack, we’re ready. Ready to troll the hell out of your obese ass and repulsive tongue at the end of damn near every one of your idiotic videos, or posts in general. We’ll always be ready Fatty Doo Doo

Right there with you. Him saying that triggers me every fucking time. "Come on in close" is getting up there too.

 

[Aaway]

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“You ready?” (at 3:23)
Goddamnit I despise when Jagoff poses this stupid question to his ‘captive’ audience all the time.

Yes Jack, we’re ready. Ready to troll the hell out of your obese ass and repulsive tongue at the end of damn near every one of your idiotic videos, or posts in general. We’ll always be ready Fatty Doo Doo

nothing's worse than his "oh hey guys.....where have you been? i've been waiting for you all day" line that he occasionally opens with on CWJ

 

[moseph.jartelli]

This video could only have been better if he brought true gangsta rapper Fat Boy Cali with him. Those are his peeps after all

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Ironic she can let her manbaby husband spend so much on his chef LARP but yet can’t spend on a proper corporate headshot photo shoot.

Yeah, the random woman sitting behind her is very unprofessional.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

This is going to be petty but it really bugged me when he said he was “just going to break off a little piece here” of Tammy’s food and it was quite an unnecessarily large piece considering he’s just trying it for the review. It was what appeared to me to be like actually 1/4th of her catfish. What the fuck, Jack. Let her eat.

As an aside, the last few comments were about captive audience bullshit Jack likes to say. But the most infuriating thing for me about Jack mannerisms is when he tries food and flips his hand up questioningly and rolls his eyes up like he’s thinking deeply while bobbing his head up and down as if he’s expertly assessing food. 4:55 mark for those interested. Like, calm down. You do this exact same shit with Wendy’s burgers.

 

[DoorPost101]

This is going to be petty but it really bugged me when he said he was “just going to break off a little piece here” of Tammy’s food and it was quite an unnecessarily large piece considering he’s just trying it for the review. It was what appeared to me to be like actually 1/4th of her catfish. What the fuck, Jack. Let her eat.

As an aside, the last few comments were about captive audience bullshit Jack likes to say. But the most infuriating thing for me about Jack mannerisms is when he tries food and flips his hand up questioningly and rolls his eyes up like he’s thinking deeply while bobbing his head up and down as if he’s expertly assessing food. 4:55 mark for those interested. Like, calm down. You do this exact same shit with Wendy’s burgers.

I just rewatched that part of the video and that was at least 1/4 of her catfish. What a greedy little pig he is.

 

[Acceptable]

He posted this the other day and I didn’t see it posted here (sorry if I’m wrong)

2 days ago rob uploads a video of him going for a walk. Shortly after we have jack on Facebook proving to the world that he too, can walk! A whole full mile! Very impressive.


edit: ah I see I’m late. Pls ignore

 

[TheLazyMan]

Okay here it goes:

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#HearThisGIF #KetoBearMatingCall

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Like, calm down. You do this exact same shit with Wendy’s burgers.

But at least here he's not smashing the burger into his mouth to force as much of it in as he can. Sure he stole 1/4 of Big T's catfish but baby steps right?

This video could only have been better if he brought true gangsta rapper Fat Boy Cali with him. Those are his peeps after all

He'd be as quiet as his father was. He might not be as scared of black folk but he's still a pasty white boy from the burbs.

Obviously the extra tubs of Bacon Uo are for the bedroon...

No way. Mushbrain eats that with a spoon because it's "keto".

 

[rubytintedchix]

But Jack, you’re a “celebrity” and tell us where we should eat at every week (JotG)?

 

[Aaway]

But Jack, you’re a “celebrity” and tell us where we should eat at every week (JotG)?

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i saw his post and thought it was some kind of troll he fell for since i had never heard of any of those people. turns out cornell haynes jr is nelly, chase hudson is some tik-toker, and larissa machado is a brazilian singer. not quite on the level of travis scott and BTS, but good try BK. not sure what's funnier, jack getting triggered over this or the equally triggered boomers who show up in his FB comments

also, this is a nice little jab at jack and how he's always criticized others for calling their products "the best ever," while he himself calls his bbq sauce "the best ever"

 

[Fatty2988]

i saw his post and thought it was some kind of troll he fell for since i had never heard of any of those people. turns out cornell haynes jr is nelly, chase hudson is some tik-toker, and larissa machado is a brazilian singer. not quite on the level of travis scott and BTS, but good try BK. not sure what's funnier, jack getting triggered over this or the equally triggered boomers who show up in his FB comments

also, this is a nice little jab at jack and how he's always criticized others for calling their products "the best ever," while he himself calls his bbq sauce "the best ever"

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Jack must have had a hissy fit over that comment, it seems to be gone.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Jack must have had a hissy fit over that comment, it seems to be gone.

Jack 'liked' the comment when it was posted. So if he truly deleted it (need confirmation), he's basically admitting that he is actively reading this thread.