Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

But Jack, you’re a “celebrity” and tell us where we should eat at every week (JotG)?

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The irony of this schmuck telling us to think for ourselves when he listens to what pastor in his murder church says and whatever is going on on right wing radio.

But it's only thinking for yourself when it's something he doesn't agree with. When it's something that he's for, then you really should listen to him.

I'd call him a wanker but I'm pretty sure his dick doesn't work anymore.

Jack 'liked' the comment when it was posted. So if he truly deleted it (need confirmation), he's basically admitting that he is actively reading this thread.

It's confirmed that he reads this thread and listens to Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man because he's sent them copyright strikes but when asked he says he has no idea. In other words he's lying like the little pussy bitch he is.

A real man would admit to what he's done.

 

[Chandler Bing]

What kind of asshole cuts a piece of cake for themself before bringing it to wherever?

Mushbrain obviously but am I the only person that's kinda bothered by that? I mean if I was there and he brings this cake out with a piece missing I'd wonder why did he do that?

Reminds me of my aunt who would pack up some of the food for leftovers and mu uncles lunch before everyone came over to the event they were hosting.

She even did when my her mother died lol.

I feel your frustration with Jack. Really I do.

Tmi, I know. Just saying even I can't explain to you why people do this even when people die.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack 'liked' the comment when it was posted. So if he truly deleted it (need confirmation), he's basically admitting that he is actively reading this thread.

I still see the comment.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

I still see the comment.

Yeah, that's what I thought too which is why I needed confirmation - so, thanks. It would have been way too obvious, even for Jack. He leaves all of Rob's comments.

 

[Aaway]

Yeah, that's what I thought too which is why I needed confirmation - so, thanks. It would have been way too obvious, even for Jack. He leaves all of Rob's comments.

he's far too stroked out to realize that comment is a subtle jab at him, so of course it's still up

 

[Fatty2988]

Weird, I still don't see it. Sorry about that.

Yeah, that's what I thought too which is why I needed confirmation - so, thanks. It would have been way too obvious, even for Jack. He leaves all of Rob's comments.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Weird, I still don't see it. Sorry about that.

No worries. I think I know the reason for this... you might be looking at his personal page which has the same posts. But the posted comment in question is on "The Official Cooking with Jack" group.

 

[StraightShooter2]

i saw his post and thought it was some kind of troll he fell for since i had never heard of any of those people. turns out cornell haynes jr is nelly, chase hudson is some tik-toker, and larissa machado is a brazilian singer. not quite on the level of travis scott and BTS, but good try BK. not sure what's funnier, jack getting triggered over this or the equally triggered boomers who show up in his FB comments

also, this is a nice little jab at jack and how he's always criticized others for calling their products "the best ever," while he himself calls his bbq sauce "the best ever"

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He should've called it the "Better than Sex with Barb Chandler" Cake - because that would've been such a low bar that anything could beat it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

But Jack, you’re a “celebrity” and tell us where we should eat at every week (JotG)?

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Tiktokers and Brazillians. This is gayer than when these fast food companies try to "meme it up!" for the zoomers or try to roast each other on twitter (aka having faggot-ass autistic slapfights).

Those two sandwiches on the right just look like whoppers where they added or removed some random condiment. Why is this even a thing. Having said that....miiiiiiight have to cop that Chase Hudson. It looks somewhat edible. Thanks Jack, your autismsphere has alerted me to something I otherwise wouldn't have known about.

Spoiler: off-topic blogging about mcdonalds

Incidentally I actually wanted to get McD's Travis Scott burger but those wagezombies never had it in stock (okay?!) and pretty soon they started telling me it was no longer available. I was like 'Nigger it's basically a quarter pounder with one extra condiment. Please get me a quarter pounder add tomatoes and bacon.' (I don't actually remember exactly what the extra condiment was; it was over a year ago and I don't patronize McD's often because they suck.)

Jack 'liked' the comment when it was posted. So if he truly deleted it (need confirmation), he's basically admitting that he is actively reading this thread.

It honestly brings a small smile to my face when tiny scraps of evidence show up indicating that cows read their own threads. It's like 'goddammit Jack we know you're here! Come on out of hiding!' It feels like some game of cat and mouse.

 

[captkrisma]

Asking for a follow-on post, but how old was Garret when they divorced and who had primary custody?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Asking for a follow-on post, but how old was Garret when they divorced and who had primary custody?

I think these are probably vague answers, but I remember Jack saying he married Tammy in like 1998 or 1999, so I would guess the divorce was sometime in the late 90s. If you watch the Coffee Talk/Napaling podcast all the way through, what Jack and Tammy said made it sound like they had primary custody. I wonder if because Jack claims that his ex-wife was violent (she threw an ashtray at him and pushed him into a shower door or whatever) that allowed them to get the primary custody. I doubt they’d deny her visitation though.

 

[DoorPost101]

Why is Jack acting annoyed at fast food gimmicks? He goes apeshit over gimmicky fast foods. He will gleefully make new JOTG videos of him giggling like a teenage girl at a boy band concert while waiting for Wendy's new bacon burger or barbeque burger. Gimmicky is his whole schtick, be it gimmicky foods or appliances. I'd ask why he doesn't just lean into that, because that could actually be fun and entertaining to watch, but this is Jack we're talking about.

 

[DX10]

Why is Jack acting annoyed at fast food gimmicks?

Because marketing has taught him that he has to buy everything fast food companies produce, and he has to feel offended if it's not what he likes, because it exists purely to service him and corporations are his direct personal friend.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Whatever happened with the Saebo shit?

EDIT: The JOTG intro music will never fail to arouse my flight/fight/freeze instinct. I think he's doing this tour so he can eat his heart out before the inevitable third stroke hits him.

 

[Pig Cups]

Asking for a follow-on post, but how old was Garret when they divorced and who had primary custody?

Speaking of Garrett…


Good for him

Interesting reply from Jack How come Garrett, the so-called degenerate pothead son (and pot supposedly makes you lazy on top of that), can succeed at this and you can’t, Jack?. I’m guessing there’s not much interaction between father and son outside of these kind of passive-aggressive social media comments. Kid is losing weight, getting healthier, and making money. Of course, to Jack, these things are all for naught because they’re oF tHis wOrLD and not important to jeebus. Sure, whatever helps you shove that envy down, Fatty.

 

[Aaway]

Speaking of Garrett…
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Good for him

Interesting reply from Jack How come Garrett, the so-called degenerate pothead son (and pot supposedly makes you lazy on top of that), can succeed at this and you can’t, Jack?. I’m guessing there’s not much interaction between father and son outside of these kind of passive-aggressive social media comments. Kid is losing weight, getting healthier, and making money. Of course, to Jack, these things are all for naught because they’re oF tHis wOrLD and not important to jeebus. Sure, whatever helps you shove that envy down, Fatty.

don't think they have much of a relationship at all, outside of occasional social media comments like that. garrett clearly doesn't even view jack as a father figure given that he referred to his grandpa as the "only REAL father figure in my life" a while back and seems to be very close with his mom (jack's ex wife) based on his IG posts

i wonder how much of that is due to tammy and her jesus BS which obviously clashes with garrett's (more successful) lifestyle. if you watch the sunday morning coffee video, she's grinning the entire time when jack talks about how he choked garrett out and took him to the ground. wouldn't surprise me at all if she drove jack away from his own son. i also recall on a live chat a while back that jack mentioned the few times garrett visited them in TN that he was not allowed to stay in their house because they didn't want him around jack jr. another move that tammy was 100% behind. and of course jack, being the massive bitch he is, goes along with it because he knows how fucked he is without tammy

 

[Inside_Ventura]

Jr packing all his Youth Counselor Swag for Vegas

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think Jack's friend making "enchiladas" is one of my favorite videos. Always get a kick when I show it to Latino friends and they notice the lack of tortilla at the start and the despair at the crushed chips. Watching Jack fuck up your culture's food is like a rite of passage.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Whatever happened with the Saebo shit?

EDIT: The JOTG intro music will never fail to arouse my flight/fight/freeze instinct. I think he's doing this tour so he can eat his heart out before the inevitable third stroke hits him.

It didn't immediately work for him so he dropped it. Besides has he started this immediately after his stroke it could have made a difference.

Mushbrain is all about pretending like he's doing something positive but not actually doing anything about it.

Why is Jack acting annoyed at fast food gimmicks? He goes apeshit over gimmicky fast foods. He will gleefully make new JOTG videos of him giggling like a teenage girl at a boy band concert while waiting for Wendy's new bacon burger or barbeque burger. Gimmicky is his whole schtick, be it gimmicky foods or appliances. I'd ask why he doesn't just lean into that, because that could actually be fun and entertaining to watch, but this is Jack we're talking about.

It's because he feels the need to go and try them but doesn't like the "celebrities" that are being mentioned. So in buying it he's somehow giving them money or something. Whereas they've already gotten their money from the endorsement so whether it's successful or not doesn't matter. Enough people are going to try it anyway.

Mushbrain just wants to complain about something so he can feel like a big man. It's what he does.

 

[captkrisma]

There was a reason why I asked who had custody of Garrett.

Spoiler: Dat Pepe Silvia Shit

Jack recently posted about Steve from Blues Clues being back and him getting nostalgic.


Now most people wouldn't think twice about this but wait...

Jr is 21 years old. Steve left the show in 2002, meaning Jr would have been 2. Not old enough to really know who the fuck Steve was.

Garrett would have been 6 or 7 when Blues Clues started in 1996. Old enough to be within the target audience at that time, but not for long, and he would have been going to school around that time (Garrett is 31), so he'd be unable to watch it.

Hot take: Jack spends his mornings watching shows aimed at pre-schoolers.