Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Mulligan]

Why exactly do you think a therapist wouldn't be able to help you with your problem? Before you say "I'm getting better and handling it by myself, it really doesn't bother me," reflect on how you've talked to us for the past two months. Obviously you think we're some sort of asylum/personal army/Barneyfags ourselves that have to be convinced of your sanity.

The answer is no by the way, we all think you're an insane person and are only replying to this thread to laugh at you.

 

[Gensdupays]

The answer is no by the way, we all think you're an insane person and are only replying to this thread to laugh at you.

The funny thing was that I was 99% sure this one was just going to wither on the vine and would have been content only updating when he had major chimpouts on 4chan...but then he showed up and stayed. I wonder if he's on any medication, he seems like a schizophrenic to me.

Huh, we missed this.

And this.

"This fucking show is why I have this pain in my stomach that's taking more energy out of keeping my own body maintained, and it's probably making my hair fall out."

You're going bald already?

A fucking timestamped commentary on a Youtube video.

And another.

And ANOTHER.

And finally, him getting Alice Cooper ruined for him.

 

[Pina Colada]

And trust me, there are Barneyfags that have actually started watching this show because of her connections with Barney, such as the autist known as BestBarneyFan on DeviantArt.

Pot, meet kettle.

 

[MysticMisty]

Now, Andrea Libman and Tabitha St Germain (the voices of Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity) were also there, but I didn't speak to them, because I was nervous and afraid I'd spill my spaghetti in front of them.

You went to a con just to confront a guy who once worked on Barney. All you ever talk about regarding that con is confronting somebody about Barney. Effectively, you had your spaghetti pouring out of your pockets nonstop with every step you took.

 

[Adamska]

You went to a con just to confront a guy who once worked on Barney. All you ever talk about regarding that con is confronting somebody about Barney. Effectively, you had your spaghetti pouring out of your pockets nonstop with every step you took.

He was ejecting so much pasta he was worshiped by people who thought he was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Seriously, this doofus is trying to convince us that he's the one in the right here? Because from my point of view I'd take a barney fan who was like a child mentally over him in a heart beat.

 

[Conrix]

"This fucking show is why I have this pain in my stomach that's taking more energy out of keeping my own body maintained, and it's probably making my hair fall out."

You're going bald already?

He'll probably be a spooky scary skecklintonRevenant when he's 30 or so, assuming that all-consuming hatred doesn't eat at his health and kill him earlier (or just getting killed doing something batshit retarded, either way works).

 

[millais]

Revved's encyclopedic knowledge of obscure pre-school children's television programming never ceases to astound me. From the nuances of the throwaway lore that no one else has ever dissected to the appearances of bit actors who showed up in the background of maybe a single episode, every time he opens his mouth, it makes me severely doubt he has a comparably comprehensive knowledge of his supposed interests in death metal bands and Doom.

 

[Conrix]

Revved's encyclopedic knowledge of obscure pre-school children's television programming never ceases to astound me. From the nuances of the throwaway lore that no one else has ever dissected to the appearances of bit actors who showed up in the background of maybe a single episode, every time he opens his mouth, it makes me severely doubt he has a comparably comprehensive knowledge of his supposed interests in death metal bands and Doom.

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Either Revved lives by that quote or Barney is his yandere crush.

 

[Adamska]

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Either Revved lives by that quote or Barney is his yandere crush.

It's as his yandere crush of course. Why else do you think he distances himself from stuff related to Barney? He's trying to kill the competition with his mind so that he can forever be with his Husbando.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

How the fuck am I late to obvious triggers. I've spammed trigger material just to try and break you.

Oh wait. The edge lays in rating posts negatively. How cliche @x86x2. I expected bet- actually no, no I didn't. That's a lie.

 

[x86x2]

But have you considered counseling?

You seem to neglect that question a lot.

It doesn't seem like I ever will, to be honest. You're right that I keep avoiding the question, mainly just to try to make people think everything will be alright but it won't happen.

So if someone was ever on Barney, even if they took the job just because they needed the money or something, they're no longer allowed to work in the industry?

Well, they shouldn't be. Working on that show should be considered a crime against nature.

You're going bald already?

Well, no, it's just loose hairs, I believe, but my mother says that some of them might be turning grey, likely due to stress.

You went to a con just to confront a guy who once worked on Barney. All you ever talk about regarding that con is confronting somebody about Barney. Effectively, you had your spaghetti pouring out of your pockets nonstop with every step you took.

No, I didn't go just to confront that guy, I went because I knew someone else whose friend was going, so I decided to tag along. I also met John DiMaggio there, so that was really fun. It was really interesting seeing all the things that they had on sale there, despite the dozens of bronies that littered that place. Seems like there were less of them this year than last year, actually. Good.

He'll probably be a spooky scary skecklintonRevenant when he's 30 or so, assuming that all-consuming hatred doesn't eat at his health and kill him earlier (or just getting killed doing something batshit retarded, either way works).

Being a revenant would be pretty cool, actually. Just agitating the fuck out of people and shooting missiles out of my shoulders, sounds like the life.

 

[Anus]

Well, they shouldn't be. Working on that show should be considered a crime against nature.

If something like that is a crime against nature, then what are genocide and child sex trafficking? What about murder?

 

[x86x2]

If something like that is a crime against nature, then what are genocide and child sex trafficking? What about murder?

Those are also crimes against nature. Unless the genocide and murder have a purpose of course, instead of just the edgy Hatred style "Grr, I want to kill people who I don't know because I hate the world." I just have more of a vendetta against Barney and the people who made it, really.

 

[Gensdupays]

I just have more of a vendetta against Barney and the people who made it, really.

And the people over the age of five who harmlessly enjoy it.

 

[Anus]

Those are also crimes against nature. Unless the genocide and murder have a purpose of course, instead of just the edgy Hatred style "Grr, I want to kill people who I don't know because I hate the world." I just have more of a vendetta against Barney and the people who made it, really.

Do you also identify as a "loveshy" or "incel?"

 

[millais]

Being a revenant would be pretty cool, actually. Just agitating the fuck out of people and shooting missiles out of my shoulders, sounds like the life.

Until Doomguy obliterates you with the BFG9000 (Barney Fag Genocider 9000)

 

[Strelok]

I am amazed at the constantly deteriorating state of barneyfag's arguments. By this time next moth we should be at Shaner level, and by New Year's he might actually surpass Striker.

 

[Pina Colada]

I am amazed at the constantly deteriorating state of barneyfag's arguments. By this time next moth we should be at Shaner level, and by New Year's he might actually surpass Striker.

Just like his hair! And then soon enough, he'll be no different than a babbling old man with Alzheimer's. Only the old man would be leagues saner than this looney, and mumbling about his applesauce.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, no, it's just loose hairs, I believe, but my mother says that some of them might be turning grey, likely due to stress.

You have gray hair and you're having seizures about baby shows.

Wow, that's fucking pathetic.

You've sometimes admitted you need to get help. You should actually do it, because that's some fucked up shit, man.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Well, they shouldn't be. Working on that show should be considered a crime against nature.

Those are also crimes against nature. Unless the genocide and murder have a purpose of course, instead of just the edgy Hatred style "Grr, I want to kill people who I don't know because I hate the world." I just have more of a vendetta against Barney and the people who made it, really.

Alright, I'm gonna stop you right there, Barneytard.

1) You are aware that lynching mobs back in the segregated South of America had a purpose, right? How about the Holocaust? The Crusades? The murder of JFK? All that shit? Are those somehow not crimes against nature now because they had a purpose? I mean seriously, I'm sure I'm just taking your quote entirely out of context but the fact that you writing is so fucking sloppy here just makes it so easy to point out how fucking retarded you sound.

2) I can't believe I'm referencing TV Tropes of all spergy things, but you are the literal embodiment of Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking. Crimes against nature are genocide, murder, and working on Barney. Brilliant.