The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Peru oso donas]

Okay, so this cluster B asylum fodder made me think for a bit, got my noggin' joggin'.
She's supposed to be wheelchair-bound ever since some kind of nazi allegedly broke her spine for helping someone with something. Wouldn't that mean she's got spinal cord injury with its usual symptoms - paraplegia, incontinence, and sexual dysfunction? I realize there's a chance it was not that severe - one of my high school classmates broke a couple of her vertebrae in a skiing accident without injuring her spinal cord; she had to wear some kind of brace and was forbidden from most physical activities. But there's no sign of any of those either.

Can I get an actual medfag's opinion on this?

Not a med fag, but i have a complete degree on armchair psychology, and my opinion is that bitch is nuts and either she saw an anthill as a mountain (guy bumped her on the street = Hitler himself destroyed her spine with a baseball bat) or said event never happened and she is lying.

 

[AnOminous]

Optimistic. I think he's actually going to be down for quite a long time and then after he paroles he won't be allowed to leave Georgia without permission.

Also he's HSTS and the last place he wants to be is around a bunch of middle-aged AGPs in the wastes of rural Colorado.

I don't think we've heard from him on social media after ratting him out for illegally phoneposting.

Looks like we have another mugshot of the child molesting piece of shit, though. Same smug expression you'd like to see stomped off him.

 

[who dare wins?]

Optimistic. I think he's actually going to be down for quite a long time and then after he paroles he won't be allowed to leave Georgia without permission.

Also he's HSTS and the last place he wants to be is around a bunch of middle-aged AGPs in the wastes of rural Colorado.

Ah ok, I remember this thread talking about how he was doing something along the lines of "consecutive sentence" where instead of serving a combined number of years he serves them all at the same time hence only 14 years jail instead of something like 40

I don't think we've heard from him on social media after ratting him out for illegally phoneposting.

Looks like we have another mugshot of the child molesting piece of shit, though. Same smug expression you'd like to see stomped off him.
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I bet he got thrown into solitary for a while for illegal phone posting and likely the feds gave a knock on the door of the tranch to talk about them being in contact with a child sex offender in prison. Also my lord I want to fucking kick his face in, what a sick disgusting fuck

 

[Dickens Cider]

Man that prime time premiere was hilarious. I am having a very hard time thinking the narrator wasn’t actually laughing his ass off at them. And I cannot believe this is a serious documentary- everything about it screams master trolling. Mostly the narrator did me in I haven’t laughed that hard in a week. And then there’s the actual comedy- that these are women somehow.

 

[kaien]

Minor added detail: there's a stub of a Fetlife page under the RunawayRoo handle that's clearly her. Nothing of earth-shaking note. One foot pic, one gross hairy topless nude (not gonna post it, we've seen enough of her naked to last a lifetime), and an attempt to solicit simps.



The June 20 date would be June 20 of this year. That's the day she opened the account. "Returned" presumably means she used to have another account under her pre-troonout persona, but that's most likely deleted and not retrievable.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Is "illegal phone posting" some kind of new word filter?

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Is "illegal phone posting" some kind of new word filter?

No it means exactly what it says on the tin. Read the thread.

 

[Ghostse]

Jesus christ. Just when you think the Tranch can't get any more nuts, they bring in an otherkin they met at the Furry convention.

Tranch's MurderSuicide clock just advanced a minute.

 

[Miss Misery]

I don't think we've heard from him on social media after ratting him out for illegally phoneposting.

Looks like we have another mugshot of the child molesting piece of shit, though. Same smug expression you'd like to see stomped off him.
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My word GDC inmates get sharp-ass uniforms compared to other states. He looks like he's about to head out with his step team!

Edit: @who dare wins?

Ah ok, I remember this thread talking about how he was doing something along the lines of "consecutive sentence" where instead of serving a combined number of years he serves them all at the same time hence only 14 years jail instead of something like 40

You've got it backwards. Concurrent means you serve all of your sentences at once, consecutive means they're one after the other.

But IIRC (too lazy to look it up; this nigga is a nothingburger) he STILL has quite a few years left before he's eligible for release. Inmates may claim otherwise (my appeal is going great, imma be out in a few months!) but it rarely EVER happens. And even if it did, see my previous comment about parole and HSTS/AGP and a black sissy in rural Colorado. Child trafficker troon ain't nevah goin to no tranch, mmkay?

 

[AMHOLIO]

While it is very early, Alyssa would likely be good for a thread (I won't write it though - I got class). @Bitch Cakes has been following for a while and can confirm she's off her rocker. The rate of fire Alyssa pounds out her tweets means we have way, way, WAY too much information on her.

She has posted a new video I can't be assed to watch. I assume it is her melting down about her job.

Meanwhile, she is considering Bonnie/Paul as both a GF and replacement Mom. Jesus christ how horrifying.

Spoiler: More job and love dumping

What's even worse is that she's legitimately going into infantilism and talking like a child about half these things. And Kevin wants to fuck her while Paul wants to fuck her more. Without realizing it themselves, they're acting like predators but like, the laziest type.

Pictured, my conflict this entire saga.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Isn't it also a fact that most of the troons killed are murdered by other troons. So if UK troons want to live longer they're best off avoiding the company of troons.

Roughly half (41%) of all transexuals are killed by a transexual.

 

[Miss Misery]

Whooo, if anyone has the balls/ovaries/stamina/whatever to take on a Kindness/Stella/Alyssa thread, hit me up for dox if you need em. Also God bless and...


Edit: If this happens we might actually need a Tranch subforum, toward which I have previously been ambivalent (see re: Yaniv, who needs to be folded back into one thread) but a bunch of threads about individual people might be useful...

Except Wedge never gets a thread.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If you only want to see how she and BonBon interact, look at Bonnie's tweets on twitter.

Hit that thing I circled and you can now find every time Bonnie is praised.


This HAS to be an anime nerd's wet dream, especially for ones who name their guns Yoko and cuck their husband. Don't worry, Bonnie's VERY picky, so we can trust his judgment.



This is LITERALLY the first time Paul has talked about his own imaginary friends. I guess being plural is contagious, can't be to appease the chick he's trying to bang.

Bonnie does have trauma from his dad being a fucking pedo but I wouldn't say he needs that much healing considering how he swooped on his dad's old truck like a vulture then vitched about not getting more from his father's death.

Also, smooth BonBon, smooth.

Apparently this is the most lesbian thing Alyssa has ever done.

Lastly, seems like she's gonna teach the tranchers some witchcraft.

 

[AnOminous]

But IIRC (too lazy to look it up; this nigga is a nothingburger) he STILL has quite a few years left before he's eligible for release. Inmates may claim otherwise (my appeal is going great, imma be out in a few months!) but it rarely EVER happens. And even if it did, see my previous comment about parole and HSTS/AGP and a black sissy in rural Colorado. Child trafficker troon ain't nevah goin to no tranch, mmkay?

Unfortunately not many.

MAX POSSIBLE RELEASE DATE: 03/02/2025

 

[Miss Misery]

Unfortunately not many.

MAX POSSIBLE RELEASE DATE: 03/02/2025

ANOMINOUS I TOLD YOU I DID NOT CARE TO KNOW HIS RELEASE DATE BECAUSE LAZY (but also because ew I didn't wanna know).

And max possible means he's probably got an EPRD that isn't available to the public. I have no idea how GDC works, but he could be doing far less than that with good behavior.

Although I doubt that. Especially if people keep an eye on his Twitter and keep reporting him for a contraband cell phone.

Also there's still a chance he could do something inside that would get him a few more years!

 

[FruitFever]

Tweet upon tweet how gay they are, queer this, queer that, everything is super homo etc...

An actual woman enters and it turns into a feeding frenzy. Fantastic.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Spoiler: More job and love dumping

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What's even worse is that she's legitimately going into infantilism and talking like a child about half these things. And Kevin wants to fuck her while Paul wants to fuck her more. Without realizing it themselves, they're acting like predators but like, the laziest type.

Meanwhile, this woman works as a full-time in-home caregiver for children.

I'm fascinated by how this is possible. Is Alyssa's twitter persona hugely overblown, mental illness-wise, and she's aware enough to appear normal face to face? Is she just as much a BPD trainwreck IRL, but the business-minded mother sized her up and figured the risk of murder/arson was slim enough to make Alyssa's low price a bargain?

And then she's constantly tweeting all of it. Employer Mom might be concerned about the DID LARP, ought to be concerned about leaving her kids with someone who's constantly talkng about sex and rape, and then Alyssa's employer is specifically being described as a horrible and unreasonable person, up there with her nanny's conga line of rapists.

No one expects Twitter people to constantly footnote that their statements on anilingus do not reflect the position of the Target corporation. Working in someone's house, with their children, is an intimate setting, so this seems a bit more concerning. I just wonder how much Employed Normie Mom knows about what's going on in that weird little head.

 

[Miss Misery]

I mean, she's obviously borderline. Could the nanny gig be a total larp, @Aunt Carol?

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, she's obviously borderline. Could the nanny gig be a total larp, @Aunt Carol?

I certainly hope so. Anyone who has that absolute freak anywhere near their kids needs a visit from CPS. The nutjob is going to decide the Devil told her to drown them in the bathtub or some shit.

 

[mrae]

Childcare is so godawful expensive I can see someone being desperate enough to hire this lunatic, especially if her rates are as low as she claims. Still not worth it to have a bpd nutcase entangled in your life but that's a lesson that tends to be learned the hard way.