Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Vault Boy]

top post from the /r/hermancainaward subreddit:

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They've gotten to the point of stalking unvaccinated covid victims social media timelines to create a timeline where they can mock the people as they are getting sick and dying. Absolutely ghoulish. Redditors are subhuman.

I don't get it, it's just a cunt being spiteful to a sick man. What's the joke here?

Spoiler

That's rhetorical, I know that they think being a cunt towards a strawman is witty.

 

[Drain Todger]

"HEY ISN'T IT COOL HOW THIS RIGHT LEANING SITE ALLOWS PEOPLE OF ALL IDEOLOGIES, WE'RE SO DIVERSE ALSO WE NEED MORE MODS"

*mod infiltration later*

LITERALLY TURNS INTO REDDIT

You want to keep it this way you need to make sure the people in power dont concede to the left. thats how they fucked up the last century of institutions. and remember to tip your feeders!

I've been on boards where I watched that literally happen in real time, over the course of months and years. As soon as the tranny jannies take over, they start booting out all the right-wingers, libertarians, iconoclasts, and neckbeards, leaving only the centrist lemmings and howling progressives. It would be a total disaster if that happened here. TBH, I think the only thing that's preventing it is the fact that everyone here is united over their shared love of poking fun at retards, and everyone else is avoiding the place for the same reason. The very premise of the site is the only filter, the only litmus test that keeps that terrible cycle from repeating and allows free speech to flourish.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

This is just like the Hunger Games. Fuck them kids

We aren't even getting a show of dragging screaming children to a chair to get jabbed on live television twitch. We have the gayest fucking dystopia.

 

[ddw]

"HEY ISN'T IT COOL HOW THIS RIGHT LEANING SITE ALLOWS PEOPLE OF ALL IDEOLOGIES, WE'RE SO DIVERSE ALSO WE NEED MORE MODS"

*mod infiltration later*

LITERALLY TURNS INTO REDDIT

that's what happened to reddit itself...

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Slow burn (of tranny/leftist mods) is part of it, though mainly for large meta-sites. The other part, especially for smaller boards, is allowing politics on hobbyist boards. Every time, without fail, it ends up poisoning the site, and the userbase formerly reasonable united on a shared enjoyment of some hobby ends up hating the other half of the site. The leadership ends up purging most of the losing end of the argument, and you end up with absurdities like RPG.net banning people for not agreeing hard enough with the mods.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

I had a family friend text me, bragging about how I'll have to get the Vaxx now. I work at a place with 20 people.

If this isn't a funny 100% made-up shit post, why is this person still your friend?

 

[ddw]

If this isn't a funny 100% made-up shit post, why is this person still your friend?

family friend != friend, at least in my experience. among other things, every single one of my parents' friends were insanely strict and did shit like only let their kids watch an hour of tv a week, forget video games so i'd have a fucking thing to talk about with their weirdo kids /rant

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

family friend != friend, at least in my experience. among other things, every single one of my parents' friends were insanely strict and did shit like only let their kids watch an hour of tv a week, forget video games so i'd have a fucking thing to talk about with their weirdo kids /rant

Those kids are probably better off. video games and tv addiction are huge reasons why kids brains are fried nowadays.

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

If this isn't a funny 100% made-up shit post, why is this person still your friend?

They're not my friend, more of a friend to my parents. I talk to him about covid for shits and giggles.

 

[NoReturn]

@SCSI

No child gives at shit about Batwoman.
Also was this intentional?

"If only I'd gotten the jab".

@borsabil
The vaccines are designed to produce up to 100 times more neutralising spike antibodies in the first 2 weeks after injection whereupon they rapidly decline at 40% per month on a compounding basis.

Do you have a "Simple English wikipedia" source for this I can send to someone who has been bugging me about this?

@Drain Todger
[Literally all of it]

@Meriasek
Make them scared, and boil the water slowly.

Well shit. What about the non-reproducing people? What's this going to look like for them? Honestly the anti-natalists may be on to something. Who would want to bring a child into all this if you don't already have land or a place to escape to away from the cities?

@Bad Take Crucifier
Did you know that Johnson & Johnson made a shampoo with ingredients linked directly to causing leukemia and lymphoma?

Fucking Aveeno even. What the hell. Do I need to start going full hippy and buying shampoo from Etsy?

 

[Basil Julep]

I saw this the other day and remembered to post it just now because I think most farmers will get a kick out of this. Big publishers are already shoehorning in Covid propaganda into their textbooks, even at the cost of breaking terms that have been well-defined and not debated before the pandemic. This one is from CompTIA Security+ Guide to Network Security Fundamentals, 7e (ISBN 9780357709597)
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Funny how the CDC's disinformation is casually not mentioned, but you're a natzee "hacktivist" if you were even questioning the pandemic.

Wtf is the writer a deluded tranny? How deranged do you need to be to make it about that?

 

[Smug Cat]

@Drain Todger
nah, it's Null. He's not retarded and he won't let anyone retarded get any power over the site, either. The premise of the site wouldn't do jack shit without our dear feeder.

 

[ddw]

lol when i was a kid i fucking hated my teachers

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

i'm not sure how retarded of an idea this is but as a gay man i was thinking of wearing a shirt like this into gay bars/nightclubs or whatever in red/purple states like NH and AZ to repel the gay NPCs in case they're not wearing masks or some shit
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mainly worried about looking like a 15 year old

I already look 15, that's no impediment to me

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Just saw that Australia, not content with locking people in their homes, is now searching through deliveries and confiscating alcohol so they can't even drink to forget they are living in an authoritarian nightmare.

Reminder that alcohol withdrawals can sometimes require medical intervention. Without it, the person could die due to seizures and other nasty complications. Big brain move, you magnificent cunts.

 

[Puff]

Reminder that alcohol withdrawals can sometimes require medical intervention. Without it, the person could die due to seizures and other nasty complications. Big brain move, you magnificent cunts.

If Australia doesn't revolt over this, they won't.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

lol when i was a kid i fucking hated my teachers

Spoiler: Big ol' PL and completely off topic

I was home schooled until high school. Properly home schooled--I still went in to a place that reviewed my homework every month and had to take a test at the end of the "semester" to prove that it was working. When I told my mom I wanted to go to "real" school I enrolled in public high school a year early. It was nothing but a complete blackpill. When P.E. rolled around, if you were a girl and not in the locker room before the bell they locked you out and considered you late. If you were a boy, after the bell rang, someone would open the door to the locker room if you knocked. I told the administration about this and they did nothing.

In sophomore year, during lunch I was talking about the sex ed class I had the previous period with a friend near my then-English teacher's classroom, because next period she had the same class and was nervous about it. My English teacher overheard our conversation and had me sent to the principal's office for saying the words "oral sex". When I went to the principal's office and explained the situation, he asked "Why are you talking about what you learned in class?" What the fuck? Would you ask that if I were talking to someone about math class? I got "behavior modification class" (detention) because of that.

A while after that I got the flu (I know 100% who I got it from, too) and then bronchitis immediately after. That same English teacher warned me during class that if I kept coughing, I would be a distraction. She wouldn't let me go get a bottle of water from the vending machine, so I kept coughing and fucking choking on every breath I took. She sent me to the nurse's office, the nurse said "welp that happens" and sent me home, so I had to walk home with fucking bronchitis because my mom was at work. Oh, and if you missed a certain amount of days, regardless of a doctor's note, you'd automatically fail the semester. So even though for a week I was vomiting constantly and then violently coughing and doubling over in severe pain, I failed that semester.

Next semester during P.E. we were in the pool and some of us were fooling around while the teachers told us what we'd be doing that day (water polo) and one of the teachers absolutely lost it. She literally screamed about how one of her family members had committed suicide the day before and she wasn't going to put up with us not listening to her. When she was handing out the colored swim caps for the teams we'd be on she threw the fucking thing AT MY FACE. I told my mom that day I was not going back and I took my exit exam and got my GED. Fuck teachers, fuck them thoroughly. This is only the tip of the iceberg of my measly two years of high school stories--they fucking hate their jobs, they hate parents and they absolutely hate children. Why anyone thinks they're saints who are educating and supporting their children is beyond me.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I’m having trouble with my formatting or I’d spoiler this

my friend went to the ER today for vomiting issues. After being treated she was pressed into getting a vaccine

aren’t you not supposed to get shots while you’re ill? Even the basic vaccines…it seems really manipulative .

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

Reminder that alcohol withdrawals can sometimes require medical intervention. Without it, the person could die due to seizures and other nasty complications. Big brain move, you magnificent cunts.

There's something extremely malicious to me about denying people intoxicants as a means of escapism to reality in distressing conditions.

At least in the Brave New World dystopia they handed out soma like it was going out of style, and there were orgies.

 

[borsabil]

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The vaccines produce short term spike antibodies with no B-cell recall. Vaccinating people with leaky vaccines that don't include long term T-cell immunity and only induce an antibody response that involves the most mutable part of the virus is bat shit insane. It 100% guarantees viral escape. The more people who are vaccinated and given boosters the more likely vaccine enhanced infection will become a thing. The good news is that natural immunity is robust and provides life long T-cell immunity. If you haven't caught Covid already and you aren't super old or fat do your absolute best to catch it. Like pregnancy there is no such thing as being a little bit immune, you either are or you're not.

Mark my words, we will be in full lockdown again by October. The auth-left will cheer for this, calling it a move to "save" people, but they will secretly be happy to continue NEETing at home and get paid by the government to not participate in society. The monkey's paw curls.

Yep. Here in the land of the lockdown we're being told that we're entering a new normal, we're going to learn to live with Covid. Yes there will be outbreaks, yes the vaccinated will catch and spread the bug, but almost no one will end up in the hospital because of the vaccines. Keep a close eye on what happens in Australia and New Zealand. Our populations have no significant natural immunity, we're going to be completely reliant on the vaccine derived spike antibodies to protect us. I expect to see a huge outbreak in the next 4-6 months including a high case fatality rate. They'll blame some new made up variant, they'll blame the unvaccinated, they'll double down and start force jabbing but 100% we'll be back in a hard lockdown.