"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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I am picturing every one of these people in Juggalo facepaint waving hatchets. Nope, they don't look any more gaysoy. I guess it's not humanly possible.

I have almost forgotten about Phil over the last month or so, how surprising to find something's actually changed and Phil's swinging between his old commie hugbox to now SATANISM of all things! :story:

And being phil, he's a good 20 years too late to the party. Oh man. Glad I checked in, I needed a palate cleanser.
It's like they fell off the short bus on its way back from Starbucks.
 
I reckon the 6-month vetting period is why there are so few troons. Troons tend to be lazy and impulsive. They want to be cool and edgy now!

Which totally explains why Taters is constantly changing his look / affiliation. He'll larp as a Satanist for a while and then move onto something else in 6 months.
 
Which totally explains why Taters is constantly changing his look / affiliation. He'll larp as a Satanist for a while and then move onto something else in 6 months.
I notice that a lot of the ones he doesn’t stick with are ones where you’re expected to do something. The short-lived eco warrior phase, for instance.
 
I notice that a lot of the ones he doesn’t stick with are ones where you’re expected to do something. The short-lived eco warrior phase, for instance.
Well spotted. Probably why ANTIFA got sick of his shit so (relatively) quickly. Even banished to the tard and crash-test-dummy brigade, his constant LARPING as 'crime minister' while shitting himself and doing nothing but posting windy overblown scribbles into the void he was driving them crazy.

Satanism dosen't require much except the odd chant of "Chamamhamforesh! Hail Satan!! "
I have no fucking clue how it's actually spelled nor do I care
over a webcam since satanists fear TEH COOF, it seems the Father of Lies has no desire to help his followers on that one, LOL.

So he may stick around loser edgelord-ville a while, unless he manages to piss off the soy brigade he attaches himself to. (which given his history, is likely)
 
Gotta love that one of the rules for that Satanic group is you're not allowed to actually believe in Satan. Makes total sense.
They get really mad when you bring up that Satan is a manlet dipshit who can't even create life and gets trolled constantly. It always leads to a bunch of nerds getting huffy and proclaiming that they don't believe in Satan anyway.
 
Gotta love that one of the rules for that Satanic group is you're not allowed to actually believe in Satan. Makes total sense.
It's because LaVeyan Satanism is 100% atheistic.

But if Satanists are supposed to rebel against authority, shouldn’t they be disobeying the rules anyway?
It's a Catch-22. They're supposed to rebel against perceived authority in the Earthly realm so long as it's what they want. But not against the teachings of LaVey. Although if he was still alive he'd look at these rejects and suspend their chapter for being too lame.
 
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