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"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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He said it back in his weeb days basically it boiled down to him liking Japanese stuff and having respect for nature. Zyklon (a classic ADF troll who was also a Tankie) pointed out how ADF didn’t understand Japan beyond anime and pop culture and how hygiene was a basic requirement of the religion. ADF is almost the opposite of hygienic so…. Yeah he isn’t Shinto. Even most Japanese people tend to blend Shinto with some form of Buddhism rather than exclusively claiming to be Shinto should they practice it.
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Phil's understanding of anime and the pop culture was likely lacking as well.
(Also what's a "Tankie"?)
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The guy glorified Stalin the way Phil does Mao. We largely put up with him because he didn’t have to bring it up in every conversation.
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The only thing that really surprises me here is that Phatty hasn’t gone through his Satanist phase sooner. It’s such an obvious course for a retarded edgelord with a mental age of 13 that I would have thought he’d have done it before any of the others. It pairs well with nonspecific edgelord Communism - the Fuck You Dad religion and the Fuck You America political system.
Real talk: has anyone taken Satanists seriously since the 80s? I remember reading an interview with a Satanic priest in the 90s and thinking he was a total tryhard. Going on about fucking people up while explaining that they don’t actually perform sacrifices or break laws. Whenever I see someone who identifies as a Satanist, I automatically think, “Okay, so agnostic then.”
If Tard-Eyes really wants to outrage society in the wake of the Afghanistan situation, he should claim to be an Islamic fundamentalist. I know he’s too cowardly to do that, but people might at least pay attention to him. And after all, that’s what he really wants.
Real talk: has anyone taken Satanists seriously since the 80s? I remember reading an interview with a Satanic priest in the 90s and thinking he was a total tryhard. Going on about fucking people up while explaining that they don’t actually perform sacrifices or break laws. Whenever I see someone who identifies as a Satanist, I automatically think, “Okay, so agnostic then.”
If Tard-Eyes really wants to outrage society in the wake of the Afghanistan situation, he should claim to be an Islamic fundamentalist. I know he’s too cowardly to do that, but people might at least pay attention to him. And after all, that’s what he really wants.
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@Tragi-Chan has Phil never been a Satanist before...?! I could have sworn he had a Satanist phase at some point, but I'm only a casual Phil lurker, so I'm probably wrong.
My guess is Phil saw one of these articles on his sidebar, thought "Oh yeah, Satanism!", and the rest is history.
My guess is it's due to the Texas abortion law thing. Twitter's been pushing numerous nooze articles lately about how the Satanic Temple is "leading the fight" against the Texas abortion law; by sheer coincidence, it started exactly around the time Phil began tweeting about Satan.
My guess is Phil saw one of these articles on his sidebar, thought "Oh yeah, Satanism!", and the rest is history.
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You're giving him too much credit. He probably went for the edgiest thing he could imagine and that was Satanism.
Ironically if he's of the LaVeyan type then they don't really worship Satan and they're all a bunch of atheists who see Satan as the ultimate rebel.
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I don't know if it's really "giving him credit" to say he saw something popular on his sidebar and decided to pick it up as a new identity. Tweets about Satanism were trending this past week due to those articles (it was picked up by all the usual politicalspergs, from Salon to Newsmax) and while it's certainly possible that Phil came up with Satanism independently, all on his own, I think THAT would be giving him too much credit.
If it was current events that inspired Phil to take up the horns, then yes, the trending group is indeed an "atheist" Satanist organization - the Satanic Temple from Salem, Mass. It's the same group that was responsible for the crowdfunded Baphomet statue and those "After School Satan" programs that made the news some years back; they aren't specifically connected to LaVey, and apparently they've even been getting in slapfights with LaVeyans (the STers think LaVeys are racist, the LaVeys think the STers are cucks -src-), but they toe pretty much the same party line. Satan's a metaphor, God is dumb, yay science, let's all do whatever we want, etc etc.
Honestly, I kind of hope Phil tries to get involved with the Satanic Temple, because Phil picking the faggiest group of Satanists to latch on to - a group so soy-filled that even other Satanists look down on them - would be pretty perfect.
Here's a picture of their Portland chapter.
Room for one more?
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So is he seeking: identity, spiritual enlightenment, companionship (another group he can try fitting into), to shock others? Surely he can't still be in the experimental/edgy teen personae, he is nearing 40 I believe.
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If there is any group that deserves Phil it's the Satanic Temple.
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It's the only way he'll ever be a person of color.
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He is still in that phase, yes. I think his mental development actually stopped at 13 and he’s still desperately trying to find his adult identity. It’s becoming more urgent because he’s nearing middle age. His contemporaries have settled down and he’s transitioned (heh) from young rebel to sad old bastard. He wants an identity that gives him an excuse for his failure to launch and also offers him a support network.
What interests me is which ones he sticks with. He wore his welcome out with Antifa, but until then he stuck with it for quite a while. Meanwhile, he dropped things like eco warrior and furry pretty quick. And then there are identities he could legitimately claim, but hardly mentions, like autism and asexuality.
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Basically it's an authoritarian communist who supports the type of brutal shit that Mao and Stalin did.
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The biggest thing seems to be the edgelord factor specifically. Phil prefers the identities that (he believes) make him look tough and dangerous. An Antifa mall ninja armed with a sack of doorknobs is scary; a fat man with a floofy tail stuck down his pants is not.
(then again, he stuck with bicycles and traffic signs for YEARS, neither of which promoted a "badass" image)
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The traffic sign thing will never stop being amusing to me. This was a trend that went on for fucking years like literally about as long as I’ve known who he was. Further amusing is that he called his country Australatina and Austra would imply something in the Eastern or Southern Hemisphere but he put it just to the East of Canada. Also in his write up about the countries history one part just said “South Africa” and nothing else. Everything about his fictional country is funny.
Don’t take that as me hating on fictional countries. People have actually crafted pretty cool Alternate History scenarios. I like hearing about them. But I don’t think anybody has had such an obsession with Infrastructure as ADF and he’s a self hating white promoting genocide when it comes to Australatina.
Don’t take that as me hating on fictional countries. People have actually crafted pretty cool Alternate History scenarios. I like hearing about them. But I don’t think anybody has had such an obsession with Infrastructure as ADF and he’s a self hating white promoting genocide when it comes to Australatina.
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He looks like a rendering of a muppet made real.
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More like "does Phil shit in his pants?"
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I’m pretty sure that’s just straight-up autism. He isn’t actually interested in Satanism, Communism etc, just in being seen as a member of those communities. But road signs genuinely fascinate him. I love how he has no clue about how to make Australatina work as a country, but it’s gone through several iterations of traffic markings.
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Satan? More like Soytan.
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They look like groupies for a Slayer cover band