"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Mao didn't say that Phil. Mao said 革命不是请客吃饭, "There won't be free food in the revolution."

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Didn’t that come from the Bible though? And the context is a bit different. Anyway, I’m sure ADF will be glad to hear this one,
 
Only the potato eyes remain, floating disembodied in a sea of leather and velcro

Kinda like at the end of the Dark Tower cycle where the Crimson King is just left as a pair of rage-filled eyes stuck outside the Tower on a balcony, forever denied entry. Phil may as well just be a disembodied pair of eye, since he has zero impact, influence, or importance in life.
 
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I daresay so considering Satan only corrupts and destroys.
I know it's Phil and asking this about him is a bit like asking "Do bears crap in the woods?", but has he ever heard of this thing called "optics"?

Saying that the Devil, the person a majority of Americans believe to be the source of moral evil, is on your side is not good optics. I know Phil's whole personality is "I like edgy things, Satan seems edgy, so I like him", but Phil doing stuff like this and then wondering why nobody wants to hang out with him is well... peak Phil.
 
Didn’t that come from the Bible though? And the context is a bit different. Anyway, I’m sure ADF will be glad to hear this one,
One of the most infuriating aspects of autists is their curious practice of completely disregarding information that runs contrary to what they want to believe, even to their own physical detriment.
 
Phil also misses the context in which the quote was given. Uncle Joe was poking fun at Churchills assuage that he had divine backing. Just like when he asked a French Prime Minister "How many divisions has the Pope" in regards to the political power of the catholic church.
You expect a guy who loves Mao because of his love for Hetalia cosplay to know the nuances of Stalin, much less Mao? I'm just surprised he hasn't gone full Satanist sooner.

I guess Phil doesn’t know that the Devil is supposed to be less powerful than God.
Taters has always been #2 in people's books so it's no surprise that he's all about the #2 guy in heaven.
 
One of the most infuriating aspects of autists is their curious practice of completely disregarding information that runs contrary to what they want to believe, even to their own physical detriment.
People like ADF are never wrong. They think they’re perfect and everything they are/do is perfect and good.

As for Satan, well, he actually rules hell(the story is way more complicated surprisingly enough) and would clearly rather reign there. Honestly, I think Hell would spit ADF’s ass out.
 
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