"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Pretty sure it is mould, possibly athlete's foot.

Trench foot seems to be the main diagnosis. The fucker almost never removed his boots.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Trench foot seems to be the main diagnosis. The fucker almost never removed his boots.

Correct. He was wearing a pair of boots that were too small for his feet and wore them at all times including when he slept.

 

[AnOminous]

Correct. He was wearing a pair of boots that were too small for his feet and wore them at all times including when he slept.

I wonder if he was too retarded to tie his shoes and had to have someone else do it for him, and wouldn't be able to put them on again if he ever took them off.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I wonder if he was too retarded to tie his shoes and had to have someone else do it for him, and wouldn't be able to put them on again if he ever took them off.

I mean that's probably it. People tie those high laces tight as fuck and with his hoof crammed in there it was a greasy sweatpit with zero circulation.

 

[it's called nyotaika]

so i'm most definitely late to this, but like fuck am i plunging through 700+ pages to see if it's addressed.

according to the FAQ 2.0:
>Over the years he has claimed to be Jewish
>has publicly admitted to hating Jews

how does that balance out? which one came before the other? is it sour grapes because the jewish community wouldn't stand for his shit, or did he for some reason choose to identify into being a self-hating jew, of all the things to be?

and how much did israel factor into all this considering he's a commieantifawhatever

 

[MasterDisaster]

so i'm most definitely late to this, but like fuck am i plunging through 700+ pages to see if it's addressed.

according to the FAQ 2.0:
>Over the years he has claimed to be Jewish
>has publicly admitted to hating Jews

how does that balance out? which one came before the other? is it sour grapes because the jewish community wouldn't stand for his shit, or did he for some reason choose to identify into being a self-hating jew, of all the things to be?

and how much did israel factor into all this considering he's a commieantifawhatever

Short-ish version. ADF (aka Philthy) is a thumb headed potato that emulates everyone around him to fit in. He lacks an actual personality and will switch back and forth between what he is and isn't with sloth like precision. He's been a weeb, Jewish, a sex worker(zero clients), a sub slave(no actual takers), homeless(but faking half the time by staying in motels), a cyclist(has never actually ridden a bike), a Maoist, a Communist, Latinx, Wiccan, Antifa and simultaneously an Atheist and Satanist at the same time. There's probably a whole bunch more but Phil is a blank slate that never developed a personality.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

which one came before the other?

Jew phase before anti jew phase. At the time Israel was getting picked on by the international community so Phil latched on like a tick, then when the pallies became the oppressed minority he jumped to their defense.

Same reason why he larped as a beaner-rician trans whatever. Hell he didn't even jump on the tranny wagon until it became fashionable to do so.

 

[Positron]

It gets even more complicated if you consider that his First Headmate, Xochi, is supposed to be an anti-Israel Jew. So don't think too much about it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It gets even more complicated if you consider that his First Headmate, Xochi, is supposed to be an anti-Israel Jew. So don't think too much about it.

He certainly doesn’t. Either he’s forgotten about Xochi or he realised that claiming to have severe mental illness doesn’t really work for a badass Antifa leader.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Short-ish version. ADF (aka Philthy) is a thumb headed potato that emulates everyone around him to fit in. He lacks an actual personality and will switch back and forth between what he is and isn't with sloth like precision. He's been a weeb, Jewish, a sex worker(zero clients), a sub slave(no actual takers), homeless(but faking half the time by staying in motels), a cyclist(has never actually ridden a bike), a Maoist, a Communist, Latinx, Wiccan, Antifa and simultaneously an Atheist and Satanist at the same time. There's probably a whole bunch more but Phil is a blank slate that never developed a personality.

And it's not just that, he doesn't understand half the things he claims to be. Like that old video, I think it was on Alex Jones or maybe Glenn Beck where they tried to interview some people at a rally and he smugly said that he was a Maoist. And when asked what that meant he couldn't answer and had to be saved by Rainbow Jesus.

Taters chooses the most superficial of all traits when choosing a personality. When he was larping as a LatinX woman he had shaved his eyebrows, used a pencil to draw them on and tried to talk like a Chola. It was ridiculous because he was just going for the superficial aspects of it. And once that was done he ditched the whole thing and went with something else. Now he's an Antifa Supersoldier but if he ever found himself in trouble he'd just bounce and squeak while shitting himself and waddling away.

And once Antifa is no longer a thing he'll gravitate towards whatever else makes him feel important.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And once Antifa is no longer a thing he'll gravitate towards whatever else makes him feel important.

I hear the big anti-American movement at the moment is those Taliban guys. Phil should look them out.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I hear the big anti-American movement at the moment is those Taliban guys. Phil should look them out.

Does the Taliban accept retards? Sure Taters is the kind to gravitate towards whomever has power but I would think that the Taliban has standards.

Oh who am I kidding, he'd totally claim to be a member of the Taliban, change his name to something Islamic and calling death to America. Then go back to his hovel and order a pizza.

 

[Surfin Terf]

And it's not just that, he doesn't understand half the things he claims to be. Like that old video, I think it was on Alex Jones or maybe Glenn Beck where they tried to interview some people at a rally and he smugly said that he was a Maoist. And when asked what that meant he couldn't answer and had to be saved by Rainbow Jesus.

Taters chooses the most superficial of all traits when choosing a personality. When he was larping as a LatinX woman he had shaved his eyebrows, used a pencil to draw them on and tried to talk like a Chola. It was ridiculous because he was just going for the superficial aspects of it. And once that was done he ditched the whole thing and went with something else. Now he's an Antifa Supersoldier but if he ever found himself in trouble he'd just bounce and squeak while shitting himself and waddling away.

And once Antifa is no longer a thing he'll gravitate towards whatever else makes him feel important.

His "Judaism" was very superficial, but his antisemitism was genuine. Trying (and somehow failing) to shit on a Holocaust memorial is probably one of the few things he's done that I don't just look at with amusement or indifference.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

His "Judaism" was very superficial, but his antisemitism was genuine. Trying (and somehow failing) to shit on a Holocaust memorial is probably one of the few things he's done that I don't just look at with amusement or indifference.

Given that Phil only does stuff if he thinks somebody will be impressed by it, I'm genuinely curious who he thought taking a dump on a Holocaust memorial would impress.

 

[JY's Tampon]

 

[Jaded Optimist]

First Headmate, Xochi,

Sorry to be nitpicky, but Amaterasu was his first (RIP), Xochi is actually the newest iirc.

 

[break these cuffs]

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Yeah, Phil is stupid enough to believe that. The bacteria growing in Chink gutter oil is smarter than he is.

 

[Adamska]

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Reminder this fat coward mostly just hides in his section ape housing.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Does the Taliban accept retards?

“We need you to carry these explosives into the stadium where your fellow agent can collect them. When you get there, press this button so we know you’ve arrived safely. Your contact is Al R. Hugh Ackbar, so you might want to call for him as you press the button.”

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Ah yes, China, that famously trustworthy and not at all shifty source. I’d trust them to tell the truth about themselves about as much as I’d trust, well, Phil to tell the truth about himself.

 

[The Dude]

As it was pointed out by those better than I at articulation, you can always tell it's him by his rat teeth and his sped (spud) eyes. He's been watching this thread cause subsequent pictures have him wearing glasses to try and hide the eyes along with his mouth, but his potato girth gives him away however because his mask is straining to not burst at the seams in trying to hide the lumpenproletariat. Here's a gross thought for you, humble reader: if he sweats enough in that mask and clothes, do you think his potato body will begin fermenting and excreting alcohol? Potatos can help make some sweet swigs but that would require committing an unspeakable act, and even the most desperate of winos wouldn't drink from his excretions.

It's not just his morbid obesity that is spilling out from Phil's "black bloc" garb, but its also his severe retardation that always gives him away. Every time. No matter how hard he tries or what he wears, his crippling Autism and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome always give him away like a neon sign hanging over his head that reads "Hey, look! It's me, Phil! I'm an awkward, clueless bumblefuck on the Autism Spectrum, but I pretend to be a badass Communist revolutionary because I'm insecure and have no control or authority over my own life!"

And Phil would sweat like a watermelon at a Southern Baptist barbecue, even if he were stark-ass naked because he's grossly out of shape and morbidly obese. Of course, the fact that he always dresses head-to-toe in black so he looks like 275lbs of shit and lard forcefully stuffed into a Hefty bag with a 50lb limit doesn't help him either. All those black hoodies and airsoft-grade tactical gear made by underage slaves in Communist sweatshops don't really facilitate proper airflow to one's body.

Castrated animals do tend to be less aggressive. Don‘t forget to spay or neuter your local autistic muppet.

Sadly, Phil still has all his boy bits intact. Thankfully for the human race and the future cleanliness of the gene pool, Phil is never going to produce offspring. But, yes, I agree: sterilize the mongoloids.

I wonder what ADF thinks about Chris-Chan now? ADF probably doesn't respect him as a person because he got tricked by the idea guys and bella. So ADF would just view Chris-Chan as a means to an end and say whatever to get asspats.

Phil has always been painfully jealous of Chris. Chris was always the more popular lolcow to where people actually wanted to spend time with him socially (until recently), and Chris always got more TardBux each month than Phil did. Not to mention that Chris has been a legit criminal several times over the years and was always more hardcore than Phil. Despite all Phil's troon sperging and insistence that he's really a woman, he never had the cojones to take a knife to his crotch and cut himself his own vulva. Chris fucking did that.

Or, if you say, that he ****ed Barb on his own, then bragging about it was really dumb. Yes, ADF admitted to punching his mother, but that was so much worse. ADF, with no criminal record, would get under a year for that...

Phil likely wouldn't even get a year for assaulting his mother if it were to happen today. He would get sentenced to professional therapy for retards who act out to try to avoid future retard tantrums, and possibly some community service. The "Autism: Get Out of Jail Free" card even works for revolting apes like Phil. And Phil could never sexually abuse anyone regardless of who they are because he always breaks down and sobs uncontrollably whenever he's been in sexual situations.

Really wish Phil would go out to the Tranch, I miss him being a retard that wasn't just aping antifa garbage.

That's the golden dream, isn't it? Seeing Phil glomb onto yet another group he sees as "badass" and "radical" with the potential for his dream of having access to real firearms come true? Only this time he is stuck with said group in the middle of butt-fucking nowhere, far from anything familiar to him, in a living situation where he's expected to work to earn his keep around the Tranch, and surrounded by other troons who actually DID get their junk surgically mangled to resemble vaginas and who actually take their horse piss and titty skittles instead of chucking them down a storm drain? Then watch as he does as he always does and tries to assert himself as the group leader, pushing everyone around, demanding more and more from them? Shit, the Troonicorns might actually murder him before long. Oh MAN, do I want to see Phil go to the Tranch!

If you're going to drink any malt "beverage," be a genuine street nigga and down a 40 of Colt .45 or St. Ides or some shit like that.

If Phil wanted to come off as a legit dirt-dick poor alkey then he needs to be swilling shit like Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20. Cheap-ass fortified wine is what Phil wants if he ever wants that street cred.

There has got to be some hipster ass craft brewery up in the Pac NW that names their brews after commies and donates to antifa and shit. Phil gives his money to foreign megacorps instead of showing solidarity with his local brothers and sisters smdh tbqh famalam. Let me guess, no ethical consumption under capitalism or some other low-effort commie cop out rhetoric.

It's not the megacorps Phil wants to support, but the Communist run subjugation of East Asians and the enslavement and genocide of Uighr Muslims. That's why he insists on buying cheap knock-off shit made with slave labor in sweatshops located in countries like China and Vietnam. Phil LOVES that shit. It makes his little baby dick all stiff and tingly, not that you can tell by looking at him because it's so tiny.

I thought this was our potato at first;

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/antifa...-of-cop-works-as-a-mentor-for-children.98633/

But it was not, sadly. Is it time for the Antifa Crime Minister to rise up and rally the troops finally?

I think the part in the title/headline where it reads "works as a mentor for children" should have been your first clue that it wasn't Our Pet Fetal Alcohol Potato. Shit, just where it reads "works" alone should have tipped you off.

Trench foot seems to be the main diagnosis. The fucker almost never removed his boots.

Likely still doesn't take his boots off. It's too much work for him to take them off and, y'know, change his socks and shit. And as others have pointed out: tying shoe/boot laces is HARD, you guys! Phil likely justifies it in his mind as "always being ready for action all the time" or something equally retarded.

Short-ish version. ADF (aka Philthy) is a thumb headed potato that emulates everyone around him to fit in. He lacks an actual personality and will switch back and forth between what he is and isn't with sloth like precision. He's been a weeb, Jewish, a sex worker(zero clients), a sub slave(no actual takers), homeless(but faking half the time by staying in motels), a cyclist(has never actually ridden a bike), a Maoist, a Communist, Latinx, Wiccan, Antifa and simultaneously an Atheist and Satanist at the same time. There's probably a whole bunch more but Phil is a blank slate that never developed a personality.

I've always likened Phil's manner of changing around what he considers his "identity" to swapping around outfits on a paper doll. Phil's real identity and personality is the paper doll: it vaguely looks like an actual person, but it's flat, two-dimensional, completely lacks anything of substance or meaningful, and is essentially just worthless garbage. He dresses it up with "outfits" that catches his fancy and he believes are cool or badass, hoping that other people will see the outfit and be impressed or fooled into believing that what they're seeing is actually Phil. But the "outfits" are equally flat, meaningless, lacking any substance, and are just imitations of the real thing. Phil is a hopeless poseur who, instead of being true to himself and building up a real identity and personality by living an honest life filled with genuine interests and passions, chose to chase after fads and flights of fancy, or claiming interest in things that the people he looked up to were interested in. He's collected all these fads hoping that it would impress those people he admired, or that they would at least be fooled into believing that he was legit and accepting him as such. And its gotten him nowhere in life.

And it's not just that, he doesn't understand half the things he claims to be. Like that old video, I think it was on Alex Jones or maybe Glenn Beck where they tried to interview some people at a rally and he smugly said that he was a Maoist. And when asked what that meant he couldn't answer and had to be saved by Rainbow Jesus.

Taters chooses the most superficial of all traits when choosing a personality. When he was larping as a LatinX woman he had shaved his eyebrows, used a pencil to draw them on and tried to talk like a Chola. It was ridiculous because he was just going for the superficial aspects of it. And once that was done he ditched the whole thing and went with something else. Now he's an Antifa Supersoldier but if he ever found himself in trouble he'd just bounce and squeak while shitting himself and waddling away.

And once Antifa is no longer a thing he'll gravitate towards whatever else makes him feel important.

It was Beck, and it wasn't that he couldn't answer. No, it was that the answers he was giving were so ridiculously confused, ill-informed, flat-out wrong, or pants-on-head retarded that he was making all the other Pinko faggot Lefties at Occupy kook like pants-shitting retards who all just fell off the short bus together by association. So Rainbow Jesus stepped in to get Phil off camera and stop making them all look like they should be in SpEd class eating paste together. Sadly, Phil was on camera long enough to hang himself with his own noose and make all the other Lefties look just as bad as he was.

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Under Socialism? You mean people getting welded into their homes by the authorities if they're even suspected to be infected with COVID, people being beaten in the streets for sneezing or not wearing masks, and anyone who dares speak out against the Party and how they're managing the pandemic gets disappeared to a forced labor camp, forever being used as slave labor to manufacture cheap consumer products and never to see their family and friends until the day they die? Yeah, sounds like a real fucking paradise. A genuine utopia.