DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PutridElephant]

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DSP might as well be a soy wojak holding his phone up to his webcam. Deboonked!

I thought he didn't care about 9/11 conspiracy theories

 

[Very Honest Content]

Counterpoint: Fuck em' it'd be funny.

I'm going to partially grant your counterpoint as true for rhetorical purposes; so maybe it's funny, maybe it's cringe inducing, but regardless of that outcome, for every two or so that find it amusing, there's going to be at least one, Phil refers to them as his mythical silent majority because DSP is stupid, who find it uncouth to do such things to their pigroach. So that leads to more donations for bills that are immediately sent to Scopely and the grift continues due to unintended consequences, which is why it's better to leave him alone and let him drown in irrelevance that he's already sinking below the surface of despite treading his little hooves as fast as he can kick them under the waterline of youtube at this juncture in his content creation begacy.

 

[Fapcop]

I’m still disappointed he didn’t do
Microsoft flight simulator today

Yes... Sure is a shame that we’ll miss 40 minutes of Phil flying around New York City looking for the WTC, while Derich and Fake Derichs spam questions about NY pizza and sports teams.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Here's my prediction for one minirant we'll hear on the prestream regarding that tweet he sent out. He thinks he's being slick by talking about muh conspiracy theories, muh groupthink mentality, muh moving the goalposts without explicitly mentioning the trolls, he's gonna act like he just set a masterful 2000IQ trap where DA TROLLZ see themselves in 9/11 conspiracy theorists because they're the same type of mentally ill shithead that believes conspiracy theories about 9/11 that were DEBOONKED hundreds of thousands of millions of years ago. That's why they jumped onto that tweet despite the fact that they were never directly mentioned.

It's so transparent but of course he'll proclaim victory and say that he got one over on those STOOPID MAH-RAN trolls. Intelligent pahsitive individuals who can see things rationally and intelligently and pahsitively would of course never think that Phil the Immortal talked about those shithead trolls, he of course was only referring to those 9/11 shitheads!

 

[San Dimas High School]

I don't know much about using hard drugs but I've known a lot of junkies, I've been homeless and witnessed a lot of drug use and I've seen movies, documentaries etc and not once in my entire life have I ever heard of a junkie shooting up into their calf muscle.

Is this a thing? Please educate me, not pretending to know everything about this, but if not it sounds like DSP witnessed a homeless person doing an intramuscular injection into their calf muscle for a health issue, and assumed the worst.

No you can't inject recreational drugs into calf muscle, it would probably cause an abscess. They could have been looking for a vein lower than that maybe in their foot or something but the veins in your calf are buried.

I'm guessing he made most of the story up. All of the facts were very fluid, at first I think he said the people were inside the restaurant shooting up. Now they were in an abandoned alley, if so what would that have to do with the restaurant?

He's just trying to add flavor to his shitty Karenesque story of him not enjoying his treats as much as he thought he should.

 

[Agent Proper]

Some people are addicted to drugs that make them shoot up in alleys, others are addicted to mobile games that make them pull gacha sweaty man jpegs in the bathroom. Welcome to the real world Phil.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

"But Phil, the 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' theorists were proven right eventually"
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[Fapcop]

No you can't inject recreational drugs into calf muscle, it would probably cause an abscess. They could have been looking for a vein lower than that maybe in their foot or something but the veins in your calf are buried.

I'm guessing he made most of the story up. All of the facts were very fluid, at first I think he said the people were inside the restaurant shooting up. Now they were in an abandoned alley, if so what would that have to do with the restaurant?

He's just trying to add flavor to his shitty Karenesque story of him not enjoying his treats as much as he thought he should.

Sure you can shoot recreational drugs into the muscle (IM).

(You’re right about the risk of an abcess though.)

You’d have to be a Phil IQ level junkie though, because the whole point of IV drugs is that it works instantly (Hello rush!) and 90% or more gets absorbed.

Shoot it IM and you lose the rush and waste most of it.

You’re right about doubting the whole story though. He has a history of telling tall tales

(Like the story about the girl puking on the fireman and Phil was some girls side piece, and they looked all over for their weed and didn’t find it because they were fucking dumbasses like people always are in Phil’s stories.)

Phil probably just saw some “sketchy” looking people, and added the whole “THEY WERE SHOOTING DRUGS INTO THEIR CALF DOOD!” Because he’s a smoothbrain hermit who wanted to make his pathetic burger story as actionpacked as possible.

Here's my prediction for one minirant we'll hear on the prestream regarding that tweet he sent out. He thinks he's being slick by talking about muh conspiracy theories, muh groupthink mentality, muh moving the goalposts without explicitly mentioning the trolls, he's gonna act like he just set a masterful 2000IQ trap where DA TROLLZ see themselves in 9/11 conspiracy theorists because they're the same type of mentally ill shithead that believes conspiracy theories about 9/11 that were DEBOONKED hundreds of thousands of millions of years ago. That's why they jumped onto that tweet despite the fact that they were never directly mentioned.

Would Phil really be disgusting enough to use the anniversary of a national tragedy to rant about trolls and Line apps?

Of course he will!

Can’t wait to see which of the many retellings he will use this time.

Will it be: “I don’t really know what this app does?”

Or “I might have had it at some point but I don’t even remember!”

Or “Yeah I had the app but that doesn’t prove anything dood!”?

 

[LieLieFyre]

DSP forgot the nr1 rule: KISS

 

[Transgendered Olympian]

I'm going to miss the flight sim streams once they finally stop "seeing support", the game really exposes DSP's microscopic intellect and his lack of knowledge on pretty much every subject. He truly learns everything in life through a television set or on twitter. Most memorable moment was when when that fan asked him to "Open a book once please", which was followed by DSP's rant on how he does read and how he's read Lord of da Rings which is a really really really REALLY long book with a lot of words dood.

 

[Madmartigan]

Sure you can shoot recreational drugs into the muscle (IM).

(You’re right about the risk of an abcess though.)

You’d have to be a Phil IQ level junkie though, because the whole point of IV drugs is that it works instantly (Hello rush!) and 90% or more gets absorbed.

Shoot it IM and you lose the rush and waste most of it.

You’re right about doubting the whole story though. He has a history of telling tall tales

(Like the story about the girl puking on the fireman and Phil was some girls side piece, and they looked all over for their weed and didn’t find it because they were fucking dumbasses like people always are in Phil’s stories.)

Phil probably just saw some “sketchy” looking people, and added the whole “THEY WERE SHOOTING DRUGS INTO THEIR CALF DOOD!” Because he’s a smoothbrain hermit who wanted to make his pathetic burger story as actionpacked as possible.

If Phil saw someone that he genuinely thought was shooting up drugs within a quarter mile of an establishment he was considering entering, he would have immediately pulled a Abe Simpson 180, dove in his car and floored it, not letting up on the gas until he was in his safe place behind the gates of his Renton gated community.
Actually, it's more likely he would have dove in the passenger seat and shouted for Kat to floor it, since it's questionable whether or not he can drive anymore.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phil's and Kat's favorite gym song: Drill-Her

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I don't know much about using hard drugs but I've known a lot of junkies, I've been homeless and witnessed a lot of drug use and I've seen movies, documentaries etc and not once in my entire life have I ever heard of a junkie shooting up into their calf muscle.

Is this a thing? Please educate me, not pretending to know everything about this, but if not it sounds like DSP witnessed a homeless person doing an intramuscular injection into their calf muscle for a health issue, and assumed the worst.

Most junkies I knew still held jobs so they’d shoot up between their toes to hide the track marks.

 

[RunescapeSydePhil]

Happy 9/11

https://twitter.com/PigeonDetractor/status/1436743334027014148?s=19

 

[Vic Viper T301]

It is a little weird that he would choose to say the thing about the injection into the calf. I've never done hard drugs like that, and I assume Phil hasn't either, but depictions in popular media always show it being done in the arm. Weird thing to make up. I guess it could be a way to hide the marks, but these are presumably unemployed junkies with nothing to lose.

 

[Brother Wind]

Like everything else in his life, it's extra, PPB always doing the fucking most, always extra.

Thats why he needs his big machoor adult home with 5 rooms. To store his extra chromosomes. It all finally makes sense

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Yeah, it’s fake. But, let’s be honest: Phil would do something like this.
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I fell for this. Excellent work.

 

[UaineRunei]

As someone who played racing games since I was born basically, it hurts my fucking soul when he plays any racing game...

I agree, it's a fun game and not as competitive as other racing games. However, I couldn't give less of a shit about the sights or minigames. We're there for the cars, Dave.

Because it's Forza Horizon, Phil. They already have Forza Motorsport to rival with Gran Turismo. This is not hard to realize...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Can’t wait to see which of the many retellings he will use this time.

Will it be: “I don’t really know what this app does?”

Or “I might have had it at some point but I don’t even remember!”

Or “Yeah I had the app but that doesn’t prove anything dood!”?

Somehow it's gonna be all three in one rant, separated by mere minutes. Phil has been lying so much that he doesn't even give a shit about keeping any of his narratives straight anymore. It used to be that in order to point out contradictions in his narratives you had to fish out years old Ax Da Kangz or Hate Live or whatever other show he was doing back in the day, nowadays he contradicts himself 6 times in a 3 minute rant.

Speaking of lying, I've been reading some Russian realism recently, and I've come across this banger quote from Dostoevsky, Phil should replace his Twitter header where he put his own quote with this one:

"A man who lies to himself, and believes his own lies, becomes unable to recognize truth, either in himself or in anyone else, and he ends up losing respect for himself and for others. When he has no respect for anyone, he can no longer love, and in him, he yields to his impulses, indulges in the lowest form of pleasure, and behaves in the end like an animal in satisfying his vices. And it all comes from lying — to others and to yourself."

 

[Agent Proper]

Phil opens the stream with a 9/11 opening, gives the "it is what it is" line. Well shit here we fucking go.