Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Do it, faggot. Bring your dog to a shelter first though.

No, keep the dog. After a couple of days the dog will get hungry enough to start eating his (pre-mortem) bloated corpse; not only would this be the most useful thing Owetax has done in 20 years, it would probably be the best meal that the dog has had in months.

 

[Ghostse]

No, keep the dog. After a couple of days the dog will get hungry enough to start eating his (pre-mortem) bloated corpse; not only would this be the most useful thing Owetax has done in 20 years, it would probably be the best meal that the dog has had in months.

Downside: often dogs that eat people need to be put down.
Upside: Its a Pit, so it's headed that direction anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

No, keep the dog. After a couple of days the dog will get hungry enough to start eating his (pre-mortem) bloated corpse; not only would this be the most useful thing Owetax has done in 20 years, it would probably be the best meal that the dog has had in months.

The dog would OD on all the opioids in it though.

 

[BlueSpark]

attract bpd pussy

If you're wondering what Zoe has been up to - it's apparently been working on a fake-SA article with @Lowtax.

Blizzard Employees Claim “Epstein Suite” Did Not Contain Reference to Jeffrey Epstein

Lawsuit response insists “the portrait came with the hotel room”

medium.com

I'm not sure who this is more embarrassing for - Lowtax or Zoe.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

It’s Logan, it’s always Logan.

 

[Maude Snew]

It’s Logan, it’s always Logan.

I can relate. Hugh Jackman is a hunk.

 

[Bins]

In case anyone cared, which is about 0 people, Lowtax's offbrand SA clone https://internetdropouts.com/ has been offline for at least a week now.

InternetDropouts is well known (well, not well known, cause no one cares about the front page) to continue 100% stolen SA articles.

In a "shocking" turn of events, Lowtax even decided to steal bandwidth from a website he no longer owns, but must feel entitled to.

 

[lemonsolebrother]

Jeffrey should remind LT of what used to happen to bandwidth leeches from SA back in the day

Spoiler

the leeched images would mysteriously become the mighty gaper

 

[The golden neckbeard]

Jeffrey should remind LT of what used to happen to bandwidth leeches from SA back in the day

Spoiler

the leeched images would mysteriously become the mighty gaper

Based Goatse.

Been awhile since ive seen that anus. Amazing it doesn't even phase me now but how shocked i was then.

Now I will stumble across a webm in /Pol where gay people see how many pinecones they can fit in their ass before bleeding and I'm not shocked.

The internet really has desensitized me.

 

[AnOminous]

Been awhile since ive seen that anus. Amazing it doesn't even phase me now but how shocked i was then.

I knew it no longer shocked me when instead of noticing the anus, I was intrigued by the fact he was wearing a wedding ring.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I knew it no longer shocked me when instead of noticing the anus, I was intrigued by the fact he was wearing a wedding ring.

Hmmmm....

Makes you wonder

Wasnt the guy from France or someplace where civil unions were legal?

I vaguely remember the guys story but dont really want to look it up.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Hmmmm....

Makes you wonder

Wasnt the guy from France or someplace where civil unions were legal?

I vaguely remember the guys story but dont really want to look it up.

Found a rather lengthy article here: https://www.gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787

TL;DR - unfortunately it doesn't reveal much of his bio, other than that he was at one time married and later divorced, but nothing about where he lived. Article is mostly about the goatse phenomenon and the old internet culture that spawned it. TBH probably worth a read just for the memories alone.

My favorite line: "Oh God, I need to show this to everyone so they feel the same pain I did." So basically just like half the threads here on the farms lol.....

 

[Maude Snew]

My favorite line: "Oh God, I need to show this to everyone so they feel the same pain I did." So basically just like half the threads here on the farms lol.....

That's what most if not all the Internet used to be back in the day, just an endless cascade of "hey, check out this weird shit I found" and then people one upping each other with weird shit they found. What a time to be alive that was.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

That's what most if not all the Internet used to be back in the day, just an endless cascade of "hey, check out this weird shit I found" and then people one upping each other with weird shit they found. What a time to be alive that was.

Was alot better place imo

Just looking for doom WADs was an adventure. Thousands of pages of peoples custom work. You couldn't find shit like that now

 

[ellroy]

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A man stuck in 2001 quotes a song from a band stuck in the 90s. Where have I seen this before…

He is just like Russ Hanneman from Silicon Valley since they are both stuck in 2001. Rus however, is a successful billionaire from his ventures in 2001 and Lowtax on the other hand, is five minutes away from being homeless.

 

[Hesa]

You know LT is gonna find these one day so I've helped the wretch along.

 

[AnOminous]

You know LT is gonna find these one day so I've helped the wretch along.

If only he'd had these to alleviate the problems caused by his sweaty toes.

 

[Maude Snew]

If only he'd had these to alleviate the problems caused by his sweaty toes.

Not with toes that sweaty he'd need something like cleats drilled into his feet.

 

[Monster Energy Drink]

Toe diapers.

 

[northstar747]

I a man not entitled to the sweat of his toes?
No says the troon in D&D it belongs to the transpoor.

No Says mod it belongs to the community

No Says logan it belongs to the coke whores