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“If you want new perks, you’ll have to give me viable ideas.”

I can't tell if Phil's entitled, or just lazy as fuck.
I'll give the obligatory "both" remark, while also adding in the third option that Phil has a habit of delegating stream changes to other people, that way he can throw them under the bus if people aren't happy with it or it doesn't correlate with him making money. He got ultra-defensive over the new hat thing because it was his own idea, so instead of addressing people's complaints he just banned them and re-arranged the reward system to make it easier to pretend that people like the hats.
He even blamed Kat for the chair-spinning thing when no one was into it.
 
was playin' a zombie game last night that i've modded to be more difficult. was a group of 4 bandits infront of me standing near a fuel tank, I shot the tank causing it to explode, due to the explosion i lost sight of the bandits. so being the somewhat intelligent person I am, I checked the corpses. was 1 corpse that I saw, before I shot I counted 4 bandits, so there's 3 that ran off somewhere.

with this in mind I snuck around for a bit and sure enough was 3 bandits left that I killed. I wasn't taken surprise by any extra bandit.

I know this is just basic math and doesn't seem very impressive, but my point is, even though what I did was so very simple, it was still somewhat smart and it's something Phil would've never ever considered to do. I can not imagine playing through video games being as stupid as him where even the simplest intelligent action is just inconceivable.

think of all the times you did something smart and outsmarted the AI or lead them into a trap or manipulated their movement or something and really consider the fact, Phil's not smart enough to do whatever you did.
And the thing of it is that when you do something like that you feel...good, right? Like using intellect and intuition instead of just bashing through everything like a simpleton gives you an actual sense of accomplishment?

This is something that DSP actively avoids both in his (lack of) challenging game selection, as well as just the way that he plays everything by cheesing or getting handheld. Probably another reason why his brain is literally rotting away.
 
Looks like some paypig is not very pleased today.

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Tip him the link to Google, so he can properly search for it.

Edit: and it seems that Swagginz is becoming more 'detractorish' recently.

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(referring to a possible lesbian scene)
 
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Some of the biggest streamers on twitch stream 7 days a week for like 10-15 hours a day, they do this because to them streaming isn't a job, it's just a hobby they managed to turn themselves into millionaires with.

We know DSP doesn't watch any streamers because if he did, he'd instantly realize just how shit his content is.
DSP has literally stated that it's not his job to make a bad game entertaining. In fact, he even claimed that it was dishonest to do so.

DSP has no idea what makes a good or bad stream because he genuinely doesn't care.
 
And the thing of it is that when you do something like that you feel...good, right? Like using intellect and intuition instead of just bashing through everything like a simpleton gives you an actual sense of accomplishment?
it's like a game within a game, yeh. entire reason i modded this game to be more difficult is I enjoy when I come up against like, a camp of 12 bandits, i need to plan things out, think about my approach, come up with a plan and execute it. the only thing preventing me from getting shot to death is approaching the situation with a calm clever plan.

hell, I once wiped out an entire bandit camp because I saw a zombie horde near it, so I aggro'd the horde with my vehicle and road through the bandit camp. zombies did the work for me, was great.

but phil just can't do that. all he wants to do is just run in and face tank all the bullets and act like the fucking terminator. it's so horribly boring, really. can not imagine getting enjoyment out of playing like that. but i mean, from how phil acts it looks like he doesn't get enjoyment out of it either.
 
Phil refers to them as his mythical silent majority because DSP is stupid, who find it uncouth to do such things to their pigroach. So that leads to more donations for bills that are immediately sent to Scopely and the grift continues due to unintended consequences, which is why it's better to leave him alone

no one cares how much money phil makes. if phil getting harassed every single day gives me 200% more entertainment and gives phil 200% more income?

i'm fine with that. i don't give a fuck how much money phil makes and neither should you. if phil doesn't get any money, he's entertaining that way too. but that's not happening. so if i need to get my entertainment from someone chasing phil around the supermarket in a giant hulk hogan mascot outfit, that's perfectly fine with me.

this defense of "but phil will get more money" is retarded and I've explained numerous times why it's retarded.
 
no one cares how much money phil makes. if phil getting harassed every single day gives me 200% more entertainment and gives phil 200% more income?

i'm fine with that. i don't give a fuck how much money phil makes and neither should you. if phil doesn't get any money, he's entertaining that way too. but that's not happening. so if i need to get my entertainment from someone chasing phil around the supermarket in a giant hulk hogan mascot outfit, that's perfectly fine with me.

this defense of "but phil will get more money" is retarded and I've explained numerous times why it's retarded.


Low income Phil is always the funniest Phil, as we get thst brilliantly toxic mix of anger, entitlement and desperation rolled into one. Just look at the gold dust membership rant. Whereas once he hits the tips goal it's either clown mode or counting down the minutes until he can clock out.
 
Low income Phil is always the funniest Phil, as we get thst brilliantly toxic mix of anger, entitlement and desperation rolled into one. Just look at the gold dust membership rant. Whereas once he hits the tips goal it's either clown mode or counting down the minutes until he can clock out.
yes, i agree. but i find the idea of "we need to avoid anything that'll increase phil's income because some day...any day now...his income will go down....any day now...i know it's been 6 years of him making over 100k a year...but any day...is the day it'll happen...."

to not be the most entertaining one so far.
 
Low income Phil is always the funniest Phil, as we get thst brilliantly toxic mix of anger, entitlement and desperation rolled into one. Just look at the gold dust membership rant. Whereas once he hits the tips goal it's either clown mode or counting down the minutes until he can clock out.
If Frank Hassle went through his plan which from what he said just involved walking near Phil at the mall and saying Phil's catchphrases back at him not only would he try to spin it like it was an attempt on his life where he had to fight off a large fat man who tried to murder him with a machete, but his paranoia would go even harder into overdrive, the pig would go from approx. 50 times of going outside per year to 0. Regarding the money he'd make, fair point, all the paypigs would get rallied and Phil's fellow Guntlemen like Rich, Boogie, Wangz etc. would probably throw him some bucks too, but one thing to realize is, if Phil gets 100k a year, he spends 110k, if he'd get 200k a year from that, he'd just end up spending 220k. That's why I genuinely stopped caring about what kinda money he gets, it doesn't matter if it's 10k a year or 1 million a year, he'll still live well outside of his means and get into massive debts, because he's a retard.
 
i have no idea who the fuck Frank Hassle is other than the fact he almost got no scoped by oogie boogie, but I'm all in for him doing whatever it is he does to phil.
Unfortunately, from my recent research it seems like Frank got bored of Phil and is currently thinking of fucking with Chibinekodemyx. Though he could just be keeping his op against Phil secret for now :optimistic:
 
Unfortunately, from my recent research it seems like Frank got bored of Phil and is currently thinking of fucking with Chibinekodemyx. Though he could just be keeping his op against Phil secret for now :optimistic:
Fucking pussy took 1 hard look at DSP and KNEW that the goutmaster would slay him physically and verbally and steal his bitch no matter what he challenged him to.
 
A 50 bit bitch pointed out Phil doesn't offer anything for patrons or members unlike other streamers. Phil says that comment "screams ignorance".
"Do other streamers stream full time? Do they have only one day a week to see their family?"
"It's time for you to shut up about this shit."
"I'd love to do charity stuff but I can't because I'm stalked by a group of hundreds to thousands of losers on the internet."

you know who used to stream 6 days a week, DSP's good ole buddy who he likes to dick ride on twitter then shit on indirectly on stream, Max. He does 5 now cause he has a child. There's people who don't stream as much as Phil cause they don't have to, their streams are profitable enough not to have to stream 6 days a week because people want to support them since they're likable which in turn makes companies want to sponsor them.

They also don't take as long to do the tutorial of a RPG as it takes to beat the entire RPG bitching the entire time.

ahh but what do I know I don't have a business degree or 13 years of streaming.
 
A 50 bit bitch pointed out Phil doesn't offer anything for patrons or members unlike other streamers. Phil says that comment "screams ignorance".
"Do other streamers stream full time? Do they have only one day a week to see their family?"
"It's time for you to shut up about this shit."
"I'd love to do charity stuff but I can't because I'm stalked by a group of hundreds to thousands of losers on the internet."
“If you want new perks, you’ll have to give me viable ideas.”

I can't tell if Phil's entitled, or just lazy as fuck.
DSP has literally stated that it's not his job to make a bad game entertaining. In fact, he even claimed that it was dishonest to do so.

DSP has no idea what makes a good or bad stream because he genuinely doesn't care.

Phil loves to tell people that he knows and understands business. That's he's a student of business. That he has accreditation in business and therefore he knows better than anyone on his stream because of said education and the years of him running his stream.

I have said before on here that I know next to nothing about business. I feel the need to be more specific about this: I was laid off at my last job because (not by my choice or recommendation) I was put in charge of sales and operations of a product that the owner was trying to sell alongside his other business. I was fucking horrible at it. I don't have the charisma for it, I don't have the experience for it, not the interest for it, nor the personality and that is what wound up getting me laid off, among a myriad of other things (happy I don't have to work there anymore, frankly).

But at the very fucking least I, like literally everyone else who has ever used any form of commerce regardless of if it was using actual money or trying to swap something: if I want something from someone else and I don't want to steal it I need to offer them something of equal or greater value to them. Say, I want someone's money for instance. I can exchange a service that they can't or won't do on their own, I can sell them something I own, or if I'm feeling really Semitic about it, I can ask them for a loan and tell them I'll pay it back with interest.

What Phil wants...let me use an allegory:
A new restaurant (hopefully this makes it easy for Phil to understand) just opened in your town and it's big advertising campaign is that they serve food, free! The just ask that you consider tossing them a bit of cash after your meal, but otherwise they want to open this business because they love food.

You naturally decide to try the place out. When you get there, you are seated in a place that could at best be described as unappealing. Your server arrives and hands you a menu with a bunch of options on it and you're excited until you see all the options are just chicken soup with slightly different names. But hey, it's free chicken soup, and you get it and you weren't expecting much. Then the soup arrives. Though to call it soup is generous. It's mostly water with a bit of taste of chicken broth, like they dissolved a bit of chicken stock in a pot of way too much water. But still, it's free.

You finish your meal and go to leave, when a member of staff comes over and asks you if you'd like to give some money. While it might not have been the best meal, or the nicest place, it was still free and you'd feel bad if you didn't throw some money at them. So you give them 10-15 dollars only to have them scoff at the money. They ask you how much you think it costs to run a place like this. They point out the meal was free, so you should give them money so they can keep going. Whenever you try and point out to them that their food isn't very good, that the dining room itself is dirty and ugly, that the service and options for food are lacking, the staff just tells you that they've been working in this industry for a long time and know better than you. They then pivot it back to them needing that money to keep the doors of the place open.

Would you feel compelled to give them any money? Or are you thinking about places that you could give your money to and actually get something back worth while? And what if you articulated to the staff this very argument that if they want money, to actually offer some sort of food for the money, they tell you that they would but only if you tell them what you want, how to make it, source the materials, and then show the cook how to make it?

You'd go to Burger King next time. They might fuck up your burger, but at least you got. The fucking. Burger.
 
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