DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

222 people are watching Phil basically watch some shitty lesbian mystery movie rn.

And he’s sitting there as happy as a pig can get. Not sure if it’s the 108$ in tips, or the fact that he can NOT play and just occasionally go “Tuh-heheh!” Or “I’ll say X!”

He genuinely seems thrilled not to actually play a game.

 

[Brother Wind]

Though to call it soup is generous. It's mostly water with a bit of taste of chicken broth, like they dissolved a bit of chicken stock in a pot of way too much water

You know this might be the best analogy to call Phil's gameplay. On the other hand, it is still somehow too generous. As the fucker has just stopped playing games. And delayed playing the game. So, its like if sometimes the chicken water were cold. Sometimes

 

[Lift Me Up]

Protip OIC: If you really want to make us mad, try not to masturbate in stream and give yourself away like this. Your ego is getting almost as bad as Phil's.

https://twitter.com/jkramer131/status/1436807411415855104

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What is that fucking laugh about?

 

[ProvenWrong]

Decided to check out description of LIS True Colors since I only messed with the first one since it had a cool premise.

"Alex Chen hides her 'curse': the psychic power of Empathy, the ability to absorb the emotions of others. When her brother dies in a so-called accident, Alex must embrace her power to find the truth".

Most faggot shit I've heard. They should've stopped after one.

 

[Fapcop]

Decided to check out description of LIS True Colors since I only messed with the first one since it had a cool premise.

"Alex Chen hides her 'curse': the psychic power of Empathy, the ability to absorb the emotions of others. When her brother dies in a so-called accident, Alex must embrace her power to find the truth".

Most faggot shit I've heard. They should've stopped after one.

Whoah no man! The main character is lesbian, and representation is super important and stuff!

Yeah it’s a boring ass game that’s more like an episode of a WB show that got dropped mid season, but LGBT! AND PEOPLE OF COLOR!

Seriously though folks, sometimes I feel almost bad for Phil.

Yes he’s a talentless piece of shit, constantly lying and scamming, but fuck...

When you see how content and relaxed he looks today NOT playing a game, you realize how deeply unhappy he is.

Every day he has to get up and do something he loathes. He has no friends and no social life and no way out of the conundrum he is in.

(If I was him, I’d sell the Wahkando, buy a cheap 50K house somewhere, invest 100K and spend the other 100K traveling the world for a few years. Phil is dumb though and superscared of leaving his safe space.)

Yeah, he’s making money head over foot, but Phil is the best proof that money can’t buy happiness.

And in reality it doesn’t matter if Phil makes 5K, 10K or 20K a month. He’d spend every penny as fast as it comes in, trying to drown his unhappiness in Gacha games and overpriced shit food.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Decided to check out description of LIS True Colors since I only messed with the first one since it had a cool premise.

"Alex Chen hides her 'curse': the psychic power of Empathy, the ability to absorb the emotions of others. When her brother dies in a so-called accident, Alex must embrace her power to find the truth".

Most faggot shit I've heard. They should've stopped after one.

I agree. 2 wasn't bad, but it was nowhere near as good as the first one. The moment I heard what her power is, I immediately thought "That's a really lame power".

I mean, how do you go from time manipulation to telekinesis to...absorbing emotions?

 

[Balr0g]

Yeah yeah Phil you are a full time streamer but you still haven't improved anything. no green screen. And you look like shit. The streamers I checked actually take care of themseves. I remember an article about Ninja who made large sums of money streaming and doing Youtube. Ninja himself said it might look like a dream come true but you have to put in actual work and you have to in order to get anywhere. And honestly what is Phil's work? Start record stop record and don't record begging segments. Fuck off Phil. What you do I am doing except I am not begging for money and I don't use a face cam because imho it doesn't add to the experience. Seriously starting a stream takes like 5 minutes (yeah I straight jump into gameplay because who cares about a prstream)

 

[FalsePositive]

Dark can't even shower and wear clean clothes when he starts his day. He could not handle what it takes to be a top streamer and he never has. He's gonna be a lolcow til he dies.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Protip OIC: If you really want to make us mad, try not to masturbate in stream and give yourself away like this. Your ego is getting almost as bad as Phil's.

https://twitter.com/jkramer131/status/1436807411415855104

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What's the point of the Behind The Scenes donations again? He shouts out who the donator is anyway.

 

[Lolidaki]

I don't know much about using hard drugs but I've known a lot of junkies, I've been homeless and witnessed a lot of drug use and I've seen movies, documentaries etc and not once in my entire life have I ever heard of a junkie shooting up into their calf muscle.

Is this a thing? Please educate me, not pretending to know everything about this, but if not it sounds like DSP witnessed a homeless person doing an intramuscular injection into their calf muscle for a health issue, and assumed the worst.

What's funny is that this literal retard said he's "never going back to that location" yet somehow expects to be reimbursed for it.

 

[UaineRunei]

What's the point of the Behind The Scenes donations again? He shouts out who the donator is anyway.

Those tips are only used if Phil didn't reach the $100 goal by his break. However, this individual tips every single day.

So, imagine a scenario that Phil is really close to hit the tips goal. He just hides the money and then hopes one wheelchair will cover the rest. Why? Because every time he hits the tips goal, nobody donates anymore.

It's just a strategy to scam more money.

 

[Fapcop]

Not to shit on Alex Chen or anything...

I agree. 2 wasn't bad, but it was nowhere near as good as the first one. The moment I heard what her power is, I immediately thought "That's a really lame power".

I mean, how do you go from time manipulation to telekinesis to...absorbing emotions?

But “empathy” and “absorbing others emotions”?

I got those powers too. Except I don’t cal them “superpowers”.

Come to think of it, I think everyone got those “superpowers”.

Except autists.

Maybe it’s a game made by autists?!

 

[That Anony Mouse]

What's the point of the Behind The Scenes donations again? He shouts out who the donator is anyway.

Donating behind the scenes protects them. Though he says they were all tipping regularly before March 10th and only started tipping behind the scenes because of StreamLabs. So, for some reason they all started caring about their security together at the same time when StreamLabs banned Phil, but never beforehand, and they all decided the way to achieve this security was tipping off-screen. It provides them protection from the trolls, even though he reads them out and acknowledges them anyways to recognize them. Sounds good?

But like Uaine said, it's purely a scam. He wants to be able to conceal that income. It clearly makes no sense.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Phil is the best proof that money can’t buy happiness.

i've been rich and i've been poor. money can buy happiness. phil just ain't buying.

 

[Fapcop]

If anyone doubts that Phil is legit an autist, I got one thing to say:

“Behind da scenes!”

And how the sped uses it to characterize literally anything that doesn’t happen directly live on stream.

 

[Draventren]

You know this might be the best analogy to call Phil's gameplay. On the other hand, it is still somehow too generous. As the fucker has just stopped playing games. And delayed playing the game. So, its like if sometimes the chicken water were cold. Sometimes

I had thought about it, but it felt like it was too much, since what Phil does is the literal bare minimum to be considered a streamer. He turns on a stream, and he streams. Like, if you watch his stuff on mute, he's doing what it says on the tin. It's his conduct and his refusal to improve the streaming experience for anyone but himself that make him stand out. Don't get me wrong, he's a shitty streamer but there are thousands of people who are shitty streamers with audiences that are comparable or greater than Phil's that no one talks about.

Dark can't even shower and wear clean clothes when he starts his day. He could not handle what it takes to be a top streamer and he never has. He's gonna be a lolcow til he dies.

He couldn't handle what it takes to function as anything. 10:30AM is bright and early. I have a job interview coming up that's scheduled at that time and I plan to be up at fucking 6-7AM to get ready and make double sure I'm there on time, which I'd imagine is pretty standard for most people who don't want to waste their lives.

 

[Balr0g]

Those tips are only used if Phil didn't reach the $100 goal by his break. However, this individual tips every single day.

So, imagine a scenario that Phil is really close to hit the tips goal He just hides the money and then hopes one wheelchair will cover the rest. Why? Because every time he hits the tips goal, nobody donates anymore.

It's just a strategy to scam more money.

To be honest I wonder if Phil could make more tips money if he simply switches back to tips total. His "fans" know the "rewards" since they are in place for over a year now. I mean we all have realized that the tips slow to a crawl once the goals are hit. Or is Phil contend with 150 bucks a steream? Really? X to doubt on that

 

[UaineRunei]

To be honest I wonder if Phil could make more tips money if he simply switches back to tips total. His "fans" know the "rewards" since they are in place for over a year now. I mean we all have realized that the tips slow to a crawl once the goals are hit. Or is Phil contend with 150 bucks a steream? Really? X to doubt on that

One thing that became obvious is that Phil's fans love to hit some sort of 'goal'. If you look at his tips, there's a ton of them that just complement the tips total to some of the 'tier rewards'. Also, pay attention to the language Phil uses, because it's also targeted towards his wheelchairs.

If he removes the 'tips goal' from the screen, he would receive way less money. You don't get it? Good, it means that you're not autistic.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Anyone giving him money now after seeing this shady 'behind the scenes' horseshit as he berates them for not giving him enough is beyond an absolute fool.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Speaking of lying, I've been reading some Russian realism recently, and I've come across this banger quote from Dostoevsky, Phil should replace his Twitter header where he put his own quote with this one:

"A man who lies to himself, and believes his own lies, becomes unable to recognize truth, either in himself or in anyone else, and he ends up losing respect for himself and for others. When he has no respect for anyone, he can no longer love, and in him, he yields to his impulses, indulges in the lowest form of pleasure, and behaves in the end like an animal in satisfying his vices. And it all comes from lying — to others and to yourself."

Brothers Karamazov is great! I've read most or all of his major works + shorter stories some years ago. From memory I would say that Brothers Karamazov isn't as depressing as his other works. Look at this sunshine:

Spoiler

Your quote is too good and would wake up the ten fans who are reading his twitter. Phil should use something like this:

A 50 bit bitch pointed out Phil doesn't offer anything for patrons or members unlike other streamers. Phil says that comment "screams ignorance".
"Do other streamers stream full time? Do they have only one day a week to see their family?"
"It's time for you to shut up about this shit."
"I'd love to do charity stuff but I can't because I'm stalked by a group of hundreds to thousands of losers on the internet."

Although I know he is lying all the time, it still amazes me sometimes. The only rhetorical question I have is: Does Phil feel shame?

Here is Phil's justification and pignosis regarding his laziness and victimhood status:

Also some pictures from Special Olympics Games Done Quick 2021:

Spoiler: SGDQ 2021