DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Turning off replies what a pussy. Kiwi farts doesn't do anything we just discuss what is going on with him. Everything wrong in his life is his own fault cause he can't control his spending habits. Dude makes 100k a year he shouldn't even be having problems but he has a gambling addiction how is that our fault? lmao

He doesn't see why people would have negative reactions to the things which he, and he alone, decides to do.

For example, holding a fundraiser for himself under the guise of being able to afford your mortgage and put food in the fridge, and then the following day announcing an unnamed someone sent him their (sealed) xbox, which was coincidentally around the cost of the funds he just raised.

In what world would somebody not find this incredibly questionable and offensive? People reacting to his lying and scamming is not trolling. Phil is the troll.

 

[Fapcop]

Artflow experiments. From left to right:
DSP is a beggar who scams degenerates and the mentally ill, DSP inherited gout from his aunt, DSP's face is Islamic content, Kat Burnell is a fat horse
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How come “Fat Khat Horse” is probably still hotter than the real Khat? He honestly made a shit poor choice there.

Then again, playing the online dating game as Phil Burnell is playing at the ultimate difficulty level thanks to
Google.

Turning off replies what a pussy. Kiwi farts doesn't do anything we just discuss what is going on with him. Everything wrong in his life is his own fault cause he can't control his spending habits. Dude makes 100k a year he shouldn't even be having problems but he has a gambling addiction how is that our fault? lmao

Wait... He turned off replies to his: “Mah silent majority! Come and safe me from the Kiwi Farts!” Tweets?!

LMAO!

I wonder if it’s possible to break through to him with enough incidents like that, or if the self pignosis just goes TOO deep.

 

[Fapcop]

For example, holding a fundraiser for himself under the guise of being able to afford your mortgage and put food in the fridge, and then the following day announcing an unnamed someone sent him their (sealed) xbox, which was coincidentally around the cost of the funds he just raised.

Just the fact that he has to hold a fundraiser for a 500$ console when he makes 10 grand a week is insane.

Not paying for things himself is like a psychosis for him.

And Xbox SX?! Really?!? He couldn’t get a 300$ Series S?!

Oh that’s right! Phil streams in perfect 4K and anything less than the most expensive console would be an insult to his audience! Just more proof the man is the financial planning skills of a crack addict.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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“I barely get any likes/retweets… it’s because of the fear of trolls”

“I feel like I’m talking to myself on here half the time”

“I miss having interactions”

“it’s time for a damn turnaround”

Yesterday didn't Phil say something about how he has "a hate following that is hundreds of thousands strong"?

and tonight he's up gin-Tweeting and huffing copium that somehow somewhere in the number of "followers" he can see attached to his account there must be way more True & Authentic fans who are just too scared to interact with him until Big Dick Chad Burnell starts the "fuck the Kiwifarts" movement to liberate them.

To me this is some of the funniest shit Phil has posted in months.

 

[Fapcop]

Yesterday didn't Phil say something about how he has "a hate following that is hundreds of thousands strong"?

and tonight he's up gin-Tweeting and huffing copium that somehow somewhere in the number of "followers" he can see attached to his account there must be way more True & Authentic fans who are just too scared to interact with him until Big Dick Chad Burnell starts the "duck the Kiwifarts" movement to liberate them.

To me this is some of the funniest shit Phil has posted in months.

True story: I gave a few likes to Phil on Twitter and donated a few times.

Kiwi Farts doxed me, I had to change address because of constant harassment, and worst of all: @Null visited me with his gang of Kiwi goons, and forcibly blacked me in front of my family.

I joined the farms and became a detractor so it wouldn’t happen again.

 

[Prince Lotor]

True story: I gave a few likes to Phil on Twitter and donated a few times.

Kiwi Farts doxed me, I had to change address because of constant harassment, and worst of all: @Null visited me with his gang of Kiwi goons, and forcibly blacked me in front of my family.

I joined the farms and became a detractor so it wouldn’t happen again.

I like how every Twitter poll he posts he then declares invalid because "a bunch of trolls voted and ruined it" and then just does whatever he wanted to do in the first place, but thinks if he posts an 'experiment' demanding that the 'Silent Majority' make themselves known that a bunch of random trolls aren't going to interact with it to fuck with him and feed his delusional cope narrative.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Didn't he say a few days ago that he has a "busy social life"? I don't think people with busy social lives send out tweets which are cries for help against loneliness like Dave did yesterday.

 

[Hogan of the South]

I like how every Twitter poll he posts he then declares invalid because "a bunch of trolls voted and ruined it" and then just does whatever he wanted to do in the first place, but thinks if he posts an 'experiment' demanding that the 'Silent Majority' make themselves known that a bunch of random trolls aren't going to interact with it to fuck with him and feed his delusional cope narrative.

It’s the perfect Scam. The Pig has the perfect scapegoat out of anything he wants now. Challenging game? Nah! Trolls dood! Nobody can say anything Bc it’s like blaming the tooth fairy. These imaginary troll votes will forever forward dictate what he does. All these “fans” that are left shouldn’t even bother with anything anymore besides their usual mouth breathing and wallet flapping. Your choice is an illusion and your money is being burned. Glorious.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Didn't he say a few days ago that he has a "busy social life"? I don't think people with busy social lives send out tweets which are cries for help against loneliness like Dave did yesterday.

The closest thing Dave has to friends are the nitwits that populate his stream chat. The fact that he considers his cat to be a part of the family unit speaks volumes.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

25k followers, 125 likes as of now. So Phil, that's 24,875 detractors by my math

 

[Iron Hamster]

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“I barely get any likes/retweets… it’s because of the fear of trolls”

“I feel like I’m talking to myself on here half the time”

“I miss having interactions”

“it’s time for a damn turnaround”

What a sadist. He's purposely trying to hurt himself now. "If you like my content"...........if they did, you wouldn't need to say it. You can't even get 'likes' for liking your content. I thought the lack of tips from the use of this line was bad...........

Why is he saying "real talk" now? Is this him trying to reference Wings?

Because he's a habitual liar.

Honestly with how childish he's been lately I feel the "kiwifarts" was done on purpose. Phil is puerile as fuck.

It absolutely was on purpose. lol. Look how far away the 'M' and 'T' are. Not a childrens entertainer and doesn't do drama btw.

 

[Fapcop]

Didn't he say a few days ago that he has a "busy social life"? I don't think people with busy social lives send out tweets which are cries for help against loneliness like Dave did yesterday.

“WTF DOOD! I have a wife and a cat... Still feeling soul crushing loneliness! BROKEN SOCIAL LIFE MECHANICS! Nothin’ I could do!”

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

25k followers, 125 likes as of now. So Phil, that's 24,875 detractors by my math

I was just about to ask for an update, thanks. Yeah his twitter is dead, most followed probably during his bankruptcy just to see how things would go. I bet if he made a new account he'd get like 300 followers at best that are legit.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

The man is acting like he’s in charge of the XVIIIth Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, and not some shitposters on what’s supposed to be a “chill” gaming stream.

I couldn't get the color settings right.

 

[gaarashatan]

Turning off replies what a pussy. Kiwi farts doesn't do anything we just discuss what is going on with him. Everything wrong in his life is his own fault cause he can't control his spending habits. Dude makes 100k a year he shouldn't even be having problems but he has a gambling addiction how is that our fault? lmao

well you see we cause him great stress and thats the problem, and we are the devil. even though he is probably one of the most negative/toxic content creators out there. its us who are truthfully the horrible people. i mean cmon. sending him cardboard dicks in the mail and laughing at him? yall should just kill yourselves you fucking degenerates

i mean he wanted to show the world who he is and how he games, and alas he has shown. to be very inept and very toxic. but i guess it shouldve been meet with applause and money. instead he got a lolcow forum. you fucks sicken me

on another note about that, it reminds me of this

 

[Salubrious]

Didn't he say a few days ago that he has a "busy social life"? I don't think people with busy social lives send out tweets which are cries for help against loneliness like Dave did yesterday.

DSP was ranting about trolls on Twitter on his wedding night.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Another night another piggy crying session

 

[Wasabi Panda]

begging for twitter validation in the middle of the night while also making it a safe space where no one can reply.

so about that busy social life where he doesn't pay attention to social media or "kiwi farts" (not a children's entertainer btw) cause he spends all his off time with his wife and family....

BONUS - didn't he just have some idiotic ramble about twitter replies and the usual DSP is always the winner delusional outcome to it?

Decent into madness arc is coming along nicely.

 

[Sup3r]

Another night another piggy crying session

And yet he wants to everyone to think there's no trouble in paradise. But if he doesn't make 300 bucks a day he'll die.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

At this point, whenever DSP flashes a hint of self-awareness I'm going to wonder if one of you fuckers John Malkovich'd into his brain.