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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
If Kindness (or anyone else living on the Tranch) has ever been adjudicated or designated as being defective by way of mental illness, that's a big huge No-Go for the ATF; that's no buying, borrowing, holding, possessing, or shooting. That started with the NICS Improvement Amendment of '07, otherwise known as the Veterans' Disarmament Act; but hasn't really been implemented until recently.
 
If Kindness (or anyone else living on the Tranch) has ever been adjudicated or designated as being defective by way of mental illness, that's a big huge No-Go for the ATF; that's no buying, borrowing, holding, possessing, or shooting. That started with the NICS Improvement Amendment of '07, otherwise known as the Veterans' Disarmament Act; but hasn't really been implemented until recently.
That would only matter if the ATF had any kind of motivation to go after the tranchers. Right now, there's no such motivation.
 
I don't even know if Sky likes actual women. He could be legitimately gay or at least not looking for another partner (he could be monogamous and just jealous his "wife" [lol] is being stolen by Alyssa). He's the most nonpersonal of the ranch's social media crew, or at least most uninteresting. Bonbon however will not be scared away from crazy pussy: this is the kind of women a narcissist like him thrives on.

Sky doesn't seem like the kind to engage in violence like his husband, but I could be wrong. Its always the quite ones. I'm rooting for him, I may call him autistic but its much kinder than what 'd call the rest of the tranch. I doubt he'll have a Jake whatshisface redemption arc though.

I ain't. The prisoner & their interaction with them wasn't taken down from social media when they were put on blast, and if it was then it wasn't right away. Even then, that fucker soesn't get out until a few years from now and had his prison phone posting privileges taken away. Meanwhile, Tommy is way too fucking old to be useful to the tranch in any category, sexual to labor to money (Penny and Bonnie are landlords, not a charity like they love to think).

Now, crazy pussy? That's what Bonnie WANTS. She can be his spirit animal and more importantly, his ego boost for his narcissism and genuine woman who calls him lesbian and has LOTS of sex with him. Its a win win win for Bonnie. His tranchmates? What? Nah, who cares, he can fix her and if he can't, he can control her.

Kevin did say he blocked the tranch's wifi from accessing this site somewhere in the Kevin thread (don't ask me I don't know). I don't know if they actually look at us anymore or if they're too busy neglecting animals.




And now, some updates:
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Oh god there's more of them. Three plural trans witches...
Did we determine her age? She has that puffy, prematurely aged face that I associate with people who I know with bipolar disorder. She looks like she’s a 35 year old who has the puffy, baggy skin of a 55 year old

Supporting lit: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5874508/
 
Ah, "witches."

I will always find it remarkable that so very many of the identity freaks are drawn to Wicca. It is nothing but lazily plagiarized Crowley and Mead, tossed together by a white, straight, middle-aged man who wanted to fuck a lot of very dim girls and make a lot of money off of them in the process. Very much the sort of thing you would expect them to find repellant, isn't it? Nothing more than Crowley's rituals, covered in Mead's fluff, with everything expensive stripped out so as to appeal to a larger, working class audience, as opposed to the aristocrats and middle class capable of affording all the regalia of "Hermetic" magic.
 
Ah, "witches."

I will always find it remarkable that so very many of the identity freaks are drawn to Wicca. It is nothing but lazily plagiarized Crowley and Mead, tossed together by a white, straight, middle-aged man who wanted to fuck a lot of very dim girls and make a lot of money off of them in the process. Very much the sort of thing you would expect them to find repellant, isn't it? Nothing more than Crowley's rituals, covered in Mead's fluff, with everything expensive stripped out so as to appeal to a larger, working class audience, as opposed to the aristocrats and middle class capable of affording all the regalia of "Hermetic" magic.
It gives them the illusion of control.
 
Met three plural trans witches??? Where the hell did she meet that much concentrated idiocy in one place? The Tranch?

I think that several men at the Tranch, when presented with the opportunity for real pussy, suddenly remembered that, oh yeah, they were in fact pagans, or at least one of their pagan headmates is currently fronting. Wait, there's another witch at the ranch, what-a-coincidence!

Bonnie hasn't shaved in a while.

Neither has Alyssa.
 
Kindness has seen a vision of the future.
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I wonder if the vision involves arson.
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(The videos are just her staring into the camera attempting to look pensive.)
 
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This is one of the craziest women I've ever seen. Someone earlier in this thread mentioned schizoaffective disorder. I know a girl who's schizoaffective and she's not even 1/10 as off the wall as Kindness. I think Kindness just hit the cluster B jackpot.
 
This is one of the craziest women I've ever seen. Someone earlier in this thread mentioned schizoaffective disorder. I know a girl who's schizoaffective and she's not even 1/10 as off the wall as Kindness. I think Kindness just hit the cluster B jackpot.
I've got a theory. I'm not a medical professional and I've never set foot inside of a psychology class so take it with however much salt you please but I think we're seeing what I've taken to calling "Twitter Psychosis". Woke twitter's just a constant stream of affirmation as long as you hit the right pieties. You get someone with Schizoaffective disorder, Schizotypal... Anything in that grouping of disorders and send them screaming down a rabbit-hole of genderspecials, furries and plurals who think they're living in the fourth reich and it winds up bolting delusions on top of disorders. It becomes a feedback loop where they get crazier the more online they are.
 
I've got a theory. I'm not a medical professional and I've never set foot inside of a psychology class so take it with however much salt you please but I think we're seeing what I've taken to calling "Twitter Psychosis". Woke twitter's just a constant stream of affirmation as long as you hit the right pieties. You get someone with Schizoaffective disorder, Schizotypal... Anything in that grouping of disorders and send them screaming down a rabbit-hole of genderspecials, furries and plurals who think they're living in the fourth reich and it winds up bolting delusions on top of disorders. It becomes a feedback loop where they get crazier the more online they are.
It's a game of pretend. The snowflakes are running out of ways to describe themselves as unique pointed ice crystals, so they have to come up with increasingly bizarre ways to get those asspats from Twitter. "Oh, you're so special. Oh, you're so unique. Oh, nobody understands you." It's teenage angst cranked up to eleven.

I'd be completely fine with that (live and let live), if it didn't bleed over into real life. I recall reading (can't find it) about some cow on the Farms who pretended to be a schizo (right down to talking about their "headmates"), but when mom and dad called the asylum for a straightjacket, she sobered up quickly- long enough for the straightjacket call to be rescinded. Then it was back to cosplaying a schizo. They wrote a tumblr post about the whole incident.

Bitch, you're either a schizo or you're not. Either you're a schizo and get what the schizos get, or you're not and live like a normal fucking person.
 
She’s talked about getting hurt/taken advantage of in the past. She’s also a former sex worker so it’s unclear if she’s talking about a former bf or her prostitution past. Either way, Bonnie, her true and honest soulmate, will do something that will make her jealous like sleep with someone else. Or she’ll make something up, and she will explode like BPDs do.
 
Been a little distracted lately with the political real-world crap, thought I'd wander into the pastures to check on my favorite cows since it's been a minute. And oh, what a glorious turn the Tranch has taken in my absence! So glad to have time today so I can go back a bit and get entirely caught up with the saga. This latest plot twist is so wild and unexpected I simply cannot wait to see what happens next!
 
Met three plural trans witches??? Where the hell did she meet that much concentrated idiocy in one place? The Tranch? Or has she been on other outings recently? If it's the Tranch, I wanna know which of them were already into this neo-pagan witch bullshit, we know Kevin at least is into the "plural" imaginary friends but I feel like he's too lazy to even try and pass himself off as having any sort of spiritual/esoteric mindset that one would need to do the various "rituals" and whatnot that the witchy types get up to. He'd probably just fetishize the whole thing and claim he's practicing "sex magic" if he even bothered with it at all. If it's not the Tranch, then what tranny coven has miss Kindness been mucking around in, and is she gonna drag more witchy crazies onto the Tranch along with her? If that happens, I swear, "Tranch gets invaded by skitzo Tumblr witches" is NOT a story arc I saw coming, but i'm all here for it!
Maybe the real plural trans witches were inside her the whole time.
 
She’s talked about getting hurt/taken advantage of in the past. She’s also a former sex worker so it’s unclear if she’s talking about a former bf or her prostitution past. Either way, Bonnie, her true and honest soulmate, will do something that will make her jealous like sleep with someone else. Or she’ll make something up, and she will explode like BPDs do.
By her own declaration, she has been abused, abducted and been paid for hundreds of times by: her parents, a priest, a string of undefined kidnappers, a couple of Mexican revolutionaries-come-druglords and a live-in psychopathic partner. There's no way to find out how much of this is true.
 
She’s talked about getting hurt/taken advantage of in the past. She’s also a former sex worker so it’s unclear if she’s talking about a former bf or her prostitution past. Either way, Bonnie, her true and honest soulmate, will do something that will make her jealous like sleep with someone else. Or she’ll make something up, and she will explode like BPDs do.
I wouldn't take the "I was a sex worker" thing too seriously - people with BPD lie more than troons. Look at Luna Slater's pathetic "sex worker" career for an example.
 
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