Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

jack and tammy are hardcore teetotalers

Supposedly they are, but then why does Jack always make recipes with alcoholic beverages in them, then not actually include most of the alcohol in the dish?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Should’ve left in his caption to the Instagram post.
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“Nothing like flying to Las Vegas on September 11.” Fucking enraging. Yeah yeah, I know that he was probably hinting that tickets might’ve been cheaper on that day, but reading the words without actually hearing it in his voice, it comes off like he’s trying to go the shock-jock route, like when he titled a livestream “ENDING THE YEAR WITH A BANG” re: the 12/25 Nashville bombing. Shut the fuck up, Jack. You’re neither funny nor edgy.

Oh, and Jack’s comment about the tray table hitting his stomach has a history. About 50 seconds into this video, Jack laments that the tray table hits his gunt. Jack is a fat fuck, but granted, this was on United, which isn’t very generous, legroom-wise. However, since they’re flying Southwest to Vegas, there’s more space.

Because of this, I’m floored that Jack didn’t take the opportunity to revive his virtue signaling about his fake dieting and say “look guys, the tray table is going all the way down! I’m TOTALLY losing weight! Thanks, #ProfileBySanford.”


I don’t even think that’s 100% true. Yes, it really felt like the majority of the country was able to put differences aside, mourn, and rally behind a sense of national pride. That alone feels weirdly foreign, considering the polarization of society today. Would such a display of unity even happen in 2021 (if a similarly devastating incident were to occur)? Of course, I’m not discounting that there was your usual gaggle of faggots in academia/media who simped for terrorists and labeled Bush a jingoist when military action kicked off, but the ideological rifts seemed narrower. I mean, nowadays a good chunk of the country sees the flag itself as a divisive symbol, and the National Archives has just put trigger warnings on our founding documents. Are we too divergent at this point to achieve the unity we saw in the aftermath of 9/11? Sorry for the sperging…just the vibes of the day, I suppose.

If he wasn't such a fat faggot he wouldn't have this problem. The rest of us are able to fit in our seats, can attach the seat belt and lower the tray table. If you can't it means you're too fat.

So did he and Big T have to buy an extra seat between them so they could ooze over into it? I'm betting they did because they're both too fat to fit into a normal seat.

If you otherwise ate normally and were physically active, it wouldn't kill you to eat there once.

Fun fact: Jon Basso, the guy who invented the chain, hates fat people and the whole purpose of the chain is to mock them. I guess that's openly obvious enough even a fatty like Jack can figure it out.

It's definitely a place to visit and say you ate there. And the fact that fatty fat fats like Mushbrain eat for free if over 300 pounds shows that the owner hates fat fucks. He's giving them free food that is loaded with fat and grease so that they die sooner.

jack and tammy are hardcore teetotalers, but i wonder if they don't care about gambling? can't recall ever hearing fatty present his thoughts on the topic. either that, or jr made sure to block his parents on IG before posting that

Big T is a hardcore non-drinker. And Mushbrain is only because Big T is.

As for gambling? It's not something that's looked favorably upon by a lot of religious folk. But who knows? Maybe they'll hit a couple slot machines just for the hell of it.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Jr's marriage is going to be a shitshow. He acts like he's 15 and has no prospects. Tammy Jr is going to end up resenting him, probably even has started to already.

 

[desudesu]

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Tammy Jr is looking fat as fuck.
I bet Jack hasn't washed that mask since the last time he was forced to wear it.

Damn, Tammy Jr is looking rough. I think the whole Scalfani lifestyle is eating into her. And someone was simping for Tammy Jr on the last PCTLM livestream; "she's not that bad".

 

[Fatafata v2]

It's more that once you become part of the Scalfani family you become a fat fuck because I don't think anyone in Jack's family is skinny.

Both Charles and Jim Scalfani are moderately built, and actually look very similar in facial structure (both have a bit of an intense glare). It's Jack that is a fat, weird piece of shit, hence the claims he has a different father.

 

[captkrisma]

I guess Cali gambles?

So...to break down Broke Boy Cali's bet:

Jr made one $10 bet. Here is a retard who believes that ALL the outcomes will take place.

Jr bet mostly on favorites to win (negative numbers). He's taking a big risk with the Rams, Cards, and Steelers games. Rams have to win by more than 8 points today (which seems likely) while the Steelers simply have to be within 6 points (which seems weird because the odds were +2 last year and the rosters have mostly been unchanged between the two teams). The Cardinals game has to score over 52 points between the two teams (which is a little reasonable given both teams' defense is shit).

Jr wagering $10 is a baby bet just to say "I did a gambling". No wonder Brianna got fat, she has no real man to impress, so she gave up trying to look good.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

My out-of-nowhere thoughts on Jack: I remember seeing his bean salad video on Facebook a while ago, and I actually thought it was a skit at the time because it was just ridiculous. Then I saw DeadwingDork's video on his party cheese salad + penguinz0's 2 videos on him, and my thoughts were something like "This has got to be an elaborate joke, no one makes food like that." And that's how I left it, probably an elaborate joke, because I never took the time to look more into him.

But now that I'm reading through this thread, it amazes me that he can actually think and act the way he does. The food's bad enough, but that food wouldn't exist without Jack there to mush it together without any second thought. And about as well as he prepares it, he eats it and approves of it somehow. He also continues to make this awful food even when a stroke from eating said food screwed up his arm. Somehow Jack has the cooking skill of a toddler with a professional kitchen, the attitude of a 14 year old with a burnt-off tongue, and the appearance of a middle-aged man all at once and he just lives with it.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I hope the first game loses

I guess Cali gambles?

 

[V4L_Penis]

Both Charles and Jim Scalfani are moderately built, and actually look very similar in facial structure (both have a bit of an intense glare). It's Jack that is a fat, weird piece of shit, hence the claims he has a different father.

They also look like regular white guys whereas Jack looks a lot more...ethnic. I actually thought he was Mexican the first time I saw one of his videos before I knew the lore.

 

[Aaway]

apparently gambling is just fine for the scalfanis. i'd love to see how retarded jack's betting slip looks

so much for boycotting the NFL because it got too political

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Guess they're spending vacation time attending another less murder-y cult.

 

[captkrisma]

Guess they're spending vacation time attending another less murder-y cult.

Let's be honest Jack...there's one reason you chose that church...

Spoiler: You already know...

 

[BigTsBull]

Just going to leave this here

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jr's marriage is going to be a shitshow. He acts like he's 15 and has no prospects. Tammy Jr is going to end up resenting him, probably even has started to already.

If both Tammy and Tammy Jr kill their Jacks for insurance money and make it look like an accident, would that make it Quadruple Intamnity?

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Fucking brilliant. The dead arm and a monstrous Party Cheese Salad.

 

[captkrisma]

Unless Pitsburg turns it around, it's looking like Jr lost some cash.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Guess they're spending vacation time attending another less murder-y cult.

Of course he'd go to some sort of mega church

 

[Aaway]

Unless Pitsburg turns it around, it's looking like Jr lost some cash.

cards-titans total score was 51

$10 of his 7/11 money down the drain

 

[semitooth]

wonder if any of them will catch the coof while in LV

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

wonder if any of them will catch the coof while in LV

Inshallah

 

[SkepticAgentMan]

wonder if any of them will catch the coof while in LV

Literally this whole thread is on Covid countdown so hopefully soon.