Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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hey could you remind me who Dick was willing to let move in with him back in march of last year? i know covid fucked up their plan but who was it again?
It was Null, he even says it way in the beginning of this thread. you'd have to be either a retard or a josh simp to not remember that. Dick considered himself Nulls best friend and still holds him in higher regard than the Gunt. Just because a couple of dumb assholes believe otherwise doesn't make it any less true.

both Dick and Josh have a huge oppositional defiance disorder. Josh at least has a small bit of morals but when you remember how much he sperged when told to put this thread in internet famous, you can't tell me he wouldn't have defended cuties with his life too if enough people demanded he condemn it.
 
It was Null, he even says it way in the beginning of this thread. you'd have to be either a retard or a josh simp to not remember that. Dick considered himself Nulls best friend and still holds him in higher regard than the Gunt. Just because a couple of dumb assholes believe otherwise doesn't make it any less true.

both Dick and Josh have a huge oppositional defiance disorder. Josh at least has a small bit of morals but when you remember how much he sperged when told to put this thread in internet famous, you can't tell me he wouldn't have defended cuties with his life too if enough people demanded he condemn it.
Not trying to come off of a dear feeder simp, but Null does have enough morals to know that pedoshit is fucking gross.
 
Not trying to come off of a dear feeder simp, but Null does have enough morals to know that pedoshit is fucking gross.
he also knows Daxter is a simp that lives in a crack shack and is a lolcow but decided to move this very thread to food because he didn't want to let the people demanding this get moved to Internet Famous get a win.

obviously cool heads relented but Null is awful at in the moment decisions, and will go full Dick given the right conditions. its why a shitload of power users have gotten banned on a whim. everyone trusts null because he is a lot better deep down and over time. but he has done a lot of dumb shit in the moment. this thread is proof of that
 
both Dick and Josh have a huge oppositional defiance disorder. Josh at least has a small bit of morals but when you remember how much he sperged when told to put this thread in internet famous, you can't tell me he wouldn't have defended cuties with his life too if enough people demanded he condemn it.
Even I would defend it as protected by the First Amendment, although many people these days seem incapable of distinguishing between that and defending it as actually having merit, and idiots like Dick can't seem to defend something on libertarian principles without going full diddler.
 
idiots like Dick can't seem to defend something on libertarian principles without going full diddler.
People like Dax are the reason why, when I get into conversations regarding politics and tell people I'm a libertarian, I have to follow it up immediately with "no, not that kind!".

I really wish people like him would unironically just start calling themselves coomunists or whatever as it's much more fitting a label.
 
People like Dax are the reason why, when I get into conversations regarding politics and tell people I'm a libertarian, I have to follow it up immediately with "no, not that kind!".

I really wish people like him would unironically just start calling themselves coomunists or whatever as it's much more fitting a label.
The term you are looking for is "small L Libertarian".

If you say it confidently, nobody will question you on it.

I just tell people that I can't vote.
 
The term you are looking for is "small L Libertarian".
Yeah... I'm just a bit reticent to use the words "small" and "libertarian" in the same sentence when in casual conversation. With people like Dax around they might assume the "small L" stands for lolicon.

Hey, that's what Dax should call himself - a lolicontarian.
 
People like Dax are the reason why, when I get into conversations regarding politics and tell people I'm a libertarian, I have to follow it up immediately with "no, not that kind!".

I really wish people like him would unironically just start calling themselves coomunists or whatever as it's much more fitting a label.
I'm a libertarian, I'm a libertarian, but I'm a CIVIL libertarian, not that kiddy diddling kind!
 
I'm a libertarian, I'm a libertarian, but I'm a CIVIL libertarian, not that kiddy diddling kind!
A It's complicated libertarian if you will
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you'd have to be either a retard or a josh simp to not remember that
Or not have jerked it to every page of this thread multiple times. But I could 100% imagine Dax saying that — after all, he was doing his utmost to ingratiate himself with Josh and get this thread removed. Thanks for pointing out precisely how desperate he was. Dax is even more fucking pathetic than I recalled.
 
So its been an entire year now since Cuties was released on Netflix, on September 9th, 2020. Dick is the sole reason I even remember that shitty movie exists, and I'm sure most people don't considering the past couple of years have been the most chaotic and unsure times of our entire lives, no matter what your age. Shit's so unstable now that it's reasonable to wonder every morning if today is going to be the day that becomes the dividing line between a before and after time.

And yet, what has happened in the wacky world of Dick Masterson?

A whole lot of defending pedophiles, lusting after a sociopath with zero hygiene, beating Maddox's dead horse, and getting worked up at his haydurz. You're really seizing the moment, Dick. Just continue ignoring all the crazy shit going on every single day and keep chasing that jailbait, you greasy grandpa, you.
 
holy shit when you put it like that this is crazy. the last year and a half feel like a decade, its like how mash was on for 11 years but the war only lasted 3. i used to joke around this time last year about being nostalgic for February. this asshole couldn't find something to talk about besides cuties+covid the last 50 episodes?
 
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