DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JimiHendrix]

Such acts do produce some laughs and seeing the pig sweaty while backed into a corner hissing and snorting is always amazing but it always ends up benefitting him rather than penalizing him. If you ask me, if you’re trying to fuck with someone, the outcome of the situation that’s been created cannot end up becoming a net positive for the person otherwise I don’t think you can call such acts trolling but simply a sequence of events that ended up as blowback.

my only issue with this is as i have stated numerous times i do not care. you guys constantly talk about phils ego vs his greed. if phils ego has to get trampled on for my enjoyment, but at the end of the day phil gets 10,000$? worth it.

i don't care how much money he gets. i just want to see him get harassed. because it'll never be enough for phil, take it from me. he wants the 10,000$ and a pat on the back a lil slap on the ass and told what a good fucking job he did. anything less and he will sperg out.

but as you said he's isolated himself to the point where there's not much more that can be done. which is unfortunate, but that's how it is. someone will either come along and fuck with him in a meaningful way again or they won't. i just don't think we should discourage fucking with phil in general.

look at nigel, the way he fucked with phil's WWE was great he didn't say he was going to do it, he just did it. that was classic harassment. now obviously if someone comes here and starts makin' posts about breakin' into phil's house and puttin' a hulk hogan mustache on Jasper, we can talk some shit about that.

 

[snort inquisition]

my only issue with this is as i have stated numerous times i do not care. you guys constantly talk about phils ego vs his greed. if phils ego has to get trampled on for my enjoyment, but at the end of the day phil gets 10,000$? worth it.

i don't care how much money he gets. i just want to see him get harassed. because it'll never be enough for phil, take it from me. he wants the 10,000$ and a pat on the back a lil slap on the ass and told what a good fucking job he did. anything less and he will sperg out.

but as you said he's isolated himself to the point where there's not much more that can be done. which is unfortunate, but that's how it is. someone will either come along and fuck with him in a meaningful way again or they won't. i just don't think we should discourage fucking with phil in general.

look at nigel, the way he fucked with phil's WWE was great he didn't say he was going to do it, he just did it. that was classic harassment. now obviously if someone comes here and starts makin' posts about breakin' into phil's house and puttin' a hulk hogan mustache on Jasper, we can talk some shit about that.

we just need frank hassle to pay him a visit, he'll never shut up about it for the rest of his life

 

[Private Joker]

This guy complains about not being able to pay his bills… and in the same breath talks about Kat wanting “a PS5 badly”.

I’m sure Kat doesn’t have enough versions of Skyrim to play away from Phil.

Tyrone wants one he means.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Cabbage character burps in game

DarkSydeBurpSnortThroatClear: Ewwww

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Even if you're not doing crazy shit like that, at least master the counters and make combat flashy. Some dude carefully avoiding any challenge, mashing square at bosses then pausing to chug five staminan royales, and taking a million years to get through what is usually a 5 hour story is just awful.

Yakuza 4 was the first game I played of the series and I almost regretted for not spending much money and carrying a lot of items in games / rpgs. At the end you had four boss fights in a row in the Millennium Tower. I had almost no healing etc. but barely defeated them. In hindsight I don't know why I just didn't reload. It wouldn't have been as rewarding though.

Which is why it’s so weird he made such a big deal out of it all of a sudden.

Must have been the gin talking.

Btw: I’d love to get SBM take on this, lol!

EDIT: Could that have been what set him off?!

It's an interesting coincidence indeed. SBM and Kiwifarts exposed his hypocrisy and lies. Remember, he doubled down the following stream after his back and forth with the blind man. Phil is too much of a sociopath to admit errors because he must have felt really good about his amazing Sony bashing tweet. I think that was too much for him - being attacked from two fronts. Too much engagement and "impressions"!

He disabled the responses to protect himself and not the handful fans that occasionally check his Twitter.

In conclusion you could say that it's Sony's fault for not tweeting the release dates.

 

[UaineRunei]

my only issue with this is as i have stated numerous times i do not care. you guys constantly talk about phils ego vs his greed. if phils ego has to get trampled on for my enjoyment, but at the end of the day phil gets 10,000$? worth it.

i don't care how much money he gets. i just want to see him get harassed. because it'll never be enough for phil, take it from me. he wants the 10,000$ and a pat on the back a lil slap on the ass and told what a good fucking job he did. anything less and he will sperg out.

At least for me, the only issue that I have with him getting money is the clown mode that comes with it. It's not really directly related to the money itself.

Now, we still have some gold material even if he gets a good amount of money. For example: The Nazi hat, Mario Golf tornado 'bugged' mechanics, his prestreams talking about detractors, etc. However, the majority of the time now is him goat laughing, telling us what his next move will be, describing what's on the screen... You know, the usual, but without the rage and salt.

 

[JimiHendrix]

At least for me, the only issue that I have with him getting money is the clown mode that comes with it.

i have simply accepted the fact that Phil is going to get money and it's best we all make our peace with it.

 

[Balr0g]

i have simply accepted the fact that Phil is going to get money and it's best we all make our peace with it.

And we simply wait for the days with low income days and then enjoy the DarkSaltyPhil show. When he gets low days then it is the most entertaining. Though I fear he might get a stroke one day when the tips are low and he starts ranting again

 

[UaineRunei]

Even the wheelchairs know what's going on.

 

[FaXmachine]

Since Phil is actively isolating himself from everyone even his fans its somewhat looking almost like an abusing relationship, do you think "someone" behind the scenes suggested this was one way Phil could improve things for himself? The more isolated he gets the more unhinged from reality he seems. He is truly an interesting case study on what happens to people who live in a bubble without consequences.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

His empire of dirt is eroding at every critical point, and he refuses to acknowledge it. Hell, his entire empire will be gone and he will not acknowledge it.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Even the wheelchairs know what's going on.

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Yea the pattern is clear as day. Some sock supposedly tips Phil "behind the scenes". Phil acts all surprised hoping it gets to the $100 mark then goes on break. The only thing that's changed in the past month he would wait to announce the tip when he got back from the break. The only dumb thing (other then giving phil money in the first place) is, if you're going to give him $24 a day Babajo why not get something for your wasted money? No pop-up and no little love message to Phil? I guess you've just accepted your paypig fate and just throw the money.

 

[Atmew]

Complains that his channel doesn't grow, he can't get respect on Twitter by going viral or having people retweet his gin rants, and complains about lack of donations, but will censor ever form of communication on his platforms. Being this stupid would make me exhausted every day and here he is doing it with zero effort.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I like how people pay this guy for a shout out and we get one every day for just writing about him being a fat baby. That's a pretty sweet deal.


Also he's complaining about low engagement on Twitter, but all of his coverage that doesn't directly relate to him doing something or playing a game is negative.

He's hating on everything popular, every trend, every new game. Hating on the "stupid masses" or whatever he said, it's all negative.

Why would I engage with this? I like games. You're a game dude. Like games too!

He's so inept at running a business, that it's my fault his business is not running because I wrote a post saying he's fat and acts like a child, and all of yours' fault for saying he's got gout and his wife's a horse.

Nothing I could do bro I swear

 

[Surly Muppet]

Weird narrative change from yesterday.
Today Phil said that he likes to add tips to the goal before he goes for break so that they can see if they hit a goal before break. Now there's a reason this is done this way.

That's cool Phil. Why did you, for a year, not add those until after the break? Was there a reason there?
Why did you, just yesterday, say you would shout it out earlier if you had noticed, and now today specified that you like to do it right before break?

We're just going to keep reworking this half cooked lie, eh?
How about the truth. You get behind the scenes tips, probably as early as prestream, and you now read them before the break because people started to expect them to come in after the break, so nobody was tipping over the break and instead were just waiting to see what came in behind the scenes. It's now in your interest to read them before the break, to try and bait whatever money is left to hit the next tier of goal when you get back. They're scheduled and daily from the same person because you've worked out a payment plan with a whale.

How about we fix this? This whale tips directly, so why not just tell them they need to do it through StreamElements. It's basically the same process, but it allows for the transparency of a pop up when the money actually comes in. Because you have no problem with that transparency, right? There's not a reason that you like holding the tip and shouting it out when you feel it's appropriate, is there?

There's nothing left about the SilentBob/Bobajo/OMM tips that are not clearly a scam, and they are concrete proof that Phil acts with an ulterior motive to obfuscate and control information. Any argument in his defense, even 'I don't care what he does with his money', needs to take into account why he has to lie about the money directly to his audience.

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP already grooming his next wife.

 

[PieceofShet]

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
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Someone... someone had to.

 

[UaineRunei]

This is his chat in a span of 8 minutes.
Notice how nobody typed anything between 7:10~7:13.

 

[kamekmagik]

"what makes this a bad stream game?!?"

It's not, I've watched pieces of other playthroughs and it looked great. This dude has the worst commentary, I literally have no idea what the plot is despite having most of this on in the background because he literally just goat laughs at the dialogue. DSP has had the worst commentary I've ever seen ever since he went back to Twitch, he has to play a game with constant action or you get like 50 seconds of silence after every thing he says