US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I am not entirely convinced that the Uniparty doesn't now constantly believe they're in the 1980s, and that the USSR is going to destory us at any turn and therefore allying with China is the way to go.

FTFY.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

It's genuinely not an issue of whether or not the military will follow Joe Biden's orders. They will to the letter and they will kill anyone who tries to stop them.

It's a matter of how many people will die as the United States Army rampages across America enforcing every single word that Biden utters

You assume there would be enough grunts left after the absolute shishow that was the Afghanistan withdrawal and vax mandate to actually do this. Laquisha from Finance is more likely to shoot herself in her acrylic nails than cap Daquan from Atlanta, who has been shooting niggas sine he was 12.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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I like this because President Biden is all up in arms about someone (??) saying they wanted to box him. Joe was threatening prospective voters and challenging them to fights for months during his campaign.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

I am not entirely convinced that Joe Biden doesn't now constantly believe he's in the 1980s, and that the USSR is going to destory us at any turn and therefore allying with China is the way to go.

funnily enough, his mind being stuck in 70s and 80s time would also explain as to why the fuck has the US never made more serious overtures to ally with Vietnam when they absolutely hate China.

 

[Oats12345]

You know it's funny looking at the people at Free Republic discussing Bush's speech. The reason I say that is a two decades ago they were big Bush supporters and very hard core pro-war. It's fun watching them became extremely piss at him two decades later. I would too

 

[derpherp2]

Oh by the way, so the current thing right now to shit on trump is how he didn't go to the celebration for 9/11.

You know the celebration he wasn't invited to and was busy visiting the firemen and other people that were saving people during 9/11.

So now the current gotcha is he spent time naratting the boxing match that happened after the celebration, and the bitching is done by none other than chris evans.

And how effective is said hollywood bitching? It's not even top 10 in the trending news, and it's the only one complaining about trump's shit.
While three about trump being on the fireman's thing is at 5,7, and 9.
Annnnd it's gone. Now it's about CNN narrating how Trump's popularity is plummeting. Using the popularity poll they fucked up on. lol. Guess that shit ended up being useless.

Speaking of, any news about Biden is nowhere to be found. At all. Most popular president everyone. Literally the dumbass ginger prince of SJWland has more trending news, and it's about how shit he is. Goddamn is the MSM trying badly to cover up Biden's Tyrant Dementia Phase.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Yet she will refuse to ever retire. She loves being Kween of Kongress.


I also imagine it's because to solve any issues with their plans implies that there was ever a problem with their plan. And you're not questioning the Party, are you comrade?

And the best part is the rubes who eat it right up after years of FUCK WAR FUCK BUSH without questions!

Pelosi actually wants to retire; even had a successor lined up to take over as Speaker, after refusing to have one after her previous successor in training, Anthony Weiner, turned out to be a pedophile sex pervert and burnt her so badly she refused to groom another person to replace her until around the mid 10s.

Then the Justice Democrat superpac decided to be cunts and unleashed AOC upon humanity, with them explicitly killing the career of Pelosi's milquetoast successor by having AOC run for his seat and killing him in the primary. All because they were pissy that Pelosi wasn't far left enough for them and them wanting to draw blood and make her know, they could hurt her big time.

As it stands, Pelosi won't retire because she is literally the only thing standing between the Democrats and total and utter ruin in the House. Because the second she steps down, the entire House DNC rank and file will go into full on civil war and the Squad and their cunt hangers on fighting each other and all of the other Democrats to become the new speaker.

Which in and of itself is a special kind of hell, because Pelosi knows the moment she leaves, there is a major chance for AOC, Brotherfucker, or Cuntface Waters becoming Speaker and derailing the Democrats to a degree that it will take generations to recover. Hell, it's most likely also the reason Pelosi will turn down ANY offer to make her VP; due to the fact that she is the ONLY thing standing between the democrats and ruin.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

So, it's basically all over for Joe Biden, yes? This doesn't seem like a salvageable situation for him, 27 governors just told him to shove it where the sun don't shine.

If I understand correctly, the military is in the hands of the states & not the president directly, correct? I remember one of the governors calling back soldiers from his state when Joe Biden decided that a concrete parking lot was adequate accommodation for sleeping quarters for the people keeping the rabble at arms length. Please correct me if I'm wrong, @Gehenna.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

You know it's funny looking at the people at Free Republic discussing Bush's speech. The reason I say that is a two decades ago they were big Bush supporters and very hard core pro-war. It's fun watching them became extremely piss at him two decades later. I would too

Free Republic is still around? They might have been tools but they never seemed like the uniparty Bill Kristol neocon sort that would become strident Never Trumpers.

 

[Oats12345]

Free Republic is still around? They might have been tools but they never seemed like the uniparty Bill Kristol neocon sort that would become strident Never Trumpers.

Yes their around and no they are not never trumpers. They are for Trump. They are currently piss at bush

 

[MirrorNoir]

Oh by the way, so the current thing right now to shit on trump is how he didn't go to the celebration for 9/11.

You know the celebration he wasn't invited to and was busy visiting the firemen and other people that were saving people during 9/11.

So now the current gotcha is he spent time naratting the boxing match that happened after the celebration, and the bitching is done by none other than chris evans.

And how effective is said hollywood bitching? It's not even top 10 in the trending news, and it's the only one complaining about trump's shit.
While three about trump being on the fireman's thing is at 5,7, and 9.
Annnnd it's gone. Now it's about CNN narrating how Trump's popularity is plummeting. Using the popularity poll they fucked up on. lol. Guess that shit ended up being useless.

Speaking of, any news about Biden is nowhere to be found. At all. Most popular president everyone. Literally the dumbass ginger prince of SJWland has more trending news, and it's about how shit he is. Goddamn is the MSM trying badly to cover up Biden's Tyrant Dementia Phase.

fun fact about Chris Evans; he only took the gig playing captain america because he was about to retire from acting due to being a washed up pretty boy teen actor and try his hand at directing and disney promised to make him the next dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" schnieder as far as making him their in-house director for their teen shows.

of course, disney renegged on the deal which is probably why evans has gotten ever so bitchy online towards the masses because he was promised all the young girls he could ever want to rape/molest but can't because even disney saw the scandal potential if one of captain america's victims came forward or if rumors started leaking out ala schneider that captain america was a chomo.

 

[derpherp2]

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Isn't this the faggot that people bitched about being too violent on people that weren't even the people that did 9/11?
And the DNC unironically think supporting his stance is a GOOD idea and totally not the most ironic thing to ever happen?

Holy fuck they're fucking stupid, it's glorious.

 

[Gehenna]

Pelosi actually wants to retire; even had a successor lined up to take over as Speaker, after refusing to have one after her previous successor in training, Anthony Weiner, turned out to be a pedophile sex pervert and burnt her so badly she refused to groom another person to replace her until around the mid 10s.

Then the Justice Democrat superpac decided to be cunts and unleashed AOC upon humanity, with them explicitly killing the career of Pelosi's milquetoast successor by having AOC run for his seat and killing him in the primary. All because they were pissy that Pelosi wasn't far left enough for them and them wanting to draw blood and make her know, they could hurt her big time.

As it stands, Pelosi won't retire because she is literally the only thing standing between the Democrats and total and utter ruin in the House. Because the second she steps down, the entire House DNC rank and file will go into full on civil war and the Squad and their cunt hangers on fighting each other and all of the other Democrats to become the new speaker.

Which in and of itself is a special kind of hell, because Pelosi knows the moment she leaves, there is a major chance for AOC, Brotherfucker, or Cuntface Waters becoming Speaker and derailing the Democrats to a degree that it will take generations to recover. Hell, it's most likely also the reason Pelosi will turn down ANY offer to make her VP; due to the fact that she is the ONLY thing standing between the democrats and ruin.

Pelosi has said outright she doesn't plan to stand past 2022. Assuming she sticks with that, and there is no reason to think she won't, though she may yet extend it to 2024, then the Democrats are on a ticking clock... -another- ticking clock.

So, it's basically all over for Joe Biden, yes? This doesn't seem like a salvageable situation for him, 27 governors just told him to shove it where the sun don't shine.

If I understand correctly, the military is in the hands of the states & not the president directly, correct? I remember one of the governors calling back soldiers from his state when Joe Biden decided that a concrete parking lot was adequate accommodation for sleeping quarters for the people keeping the rabble at arms length. Please correct me if I'm wrong, @Gehenna.

He called back his National Guard. The NGs are controlled by the states, the actual Army is controlled federally... and forbidden to deploy on U.S. territory. And while Biden COULD try, even the somewhat purple Blue States would revolt on that one.

 

[northstar747]

CNN had to pull some -funky- math that even the other left-wing pollsters called them out for to get that 50. Basically, they decided to backdate every single one of their polls -out to three weeks- to get their average. Then, as if that were not enough, assert without evidence that it was not sufficiently skewed to match 'realistic demographics" and put a 1.2/0.8 skew on the results, for Democrats... atop their already existing oversampling.


Even fucking YouGov's pollsters called them out for it, and it's been the butt of a ton of jokes in my company messaging chat since it happened.

Help me out here.

I have a friend who into wonk politics but during the election had a melt down over bidens laptop.

The melt down gave me flash backs to when I was 10 and a man at church blew up at me for questioning the second coming.

He was having a crises of faith. So he reverted to how "The media loves loves sticking democrats npr is nice polite rebuplicans etc"

Then he started screaming about the deficit and we had to stop the conversation.

So when we have a polite conversation about media bias I would like to bring up the cnn poll that is lying can you break down

how polls are normally done and how cnn is basically acting propaganda

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

So, it's basically all over for Joe Biden, yes?

Nah.

It was never "all over" for Trump. Biden will follow the same route. Don't get suckered into that vortex of fake news and hate.

 

[Billy Beer]

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Why is Billy C rubbing his nipples? Why does Obama look like he's wearing Chubbs' (of Happy Gilmore) fake hand?

Wouldn't it be funny if BoJo and the tories told Biden "Yeah, go ahead with your mandate, we're totally going to do the same over here in the UK". Then they hang up the phone and laugh. "That'll teach him for trying to fuck us in Kabul."

 

[Gehenna]

Help me out here.

I have a friend who into wonk politics but during the election had a melt down over bidens laptop.

The melt down gave me flash backs to when I was 10 and a man at church blew up at me for questioning the second coming.

He was having a crises of faith. So he reverted to how "The media loves loves sticking democrats npr is nice polite rebuplicans etc"

Then he started screaming about the deficit and we had to stop the conversation.

So when we have a polite conversation about media bias I would like to bring up the cnn poll that is lying can you break down

how polls are normally done and how cnn is basically acting propaganda

Right, normally polls follow a pretty basic pattern. First you, through a mixture of phonecall and online means, obtain a sample of voters from a given area. You ask some basic identifying questions "Are you registered to vote, have you voted, are you likely to vote" etc. From there, you ask a series of increasingly more specific questions.

This is where the first bit of fuckery begins. The questions are generally -very- misleading, For example: "Do you approve of increased measures to ensure vaccination" (That is a verbatim example from CNN). Frankly, the fact that question -only- got a raw 64% yes response is amazing. It's so god damn broad and open that everyone is like "yes". But it's also priming the pump, we already agreed SOME increased measures are fine. So the next questions are very, very slowly more severe, and lead to additional positive answers.

Now comes the second fuckery. The next bit is to compile the data to see what kind of range of answers you got. The traditional value is to put them into Republican/Democrat/Independent groups. This is where oversampling comes in. Now, ove sampling is -not inherently bad-. What is normally done is you weigh your numbers based on national averages or regional averages, so they balance it out. To massively oversimplify, if you know there is a 50/50 split of Dems to Republicans, but you got 12 Democrats and 8 Republicans you'd weight the democrat responses down to 0.83 and weigh the republican responses up by 1.25 so they both are 'equal' to 10.

The democrats, and CNN, technically do this. But they -massively- overweight Democrats.

This leads to our final bit of fuckery, Time period. CNN in particular is now taking 'polls' over the span of months and compiling them into one to provide a more 'accurate' view. This is bullshit. People's views change over time, it's why we use graphs to indicate changes over time in the day to day. No poll is accurate out to more than a week which is why they are generally shorter. Polls are an indicator of the movement of opinion, not the opinion in and of itself. In isolation, any given poll can only tell you a snapshot -at the time- of an opinion. Having them spread that out over months is going to garble it with utterly useless info and be utterly meaningless.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Why is Billy C rubbing his nipples? Why does Obama look like he's wearing Chubbs' (of Happy Gilmore) fake hand?

Wouldn't it be funny if BoJo and the tories told Biden "Yeah, go ahead with your mandate, we're totally going to do the same over here in the UK". Then they hang up the phone and laugh. "That'll teach him for trying to fuck us in Kabul."

That requires Tories to not be cucked on COVID though.

 

[Billy Beer]

That requires Tories to not be cucked on COVID though.

The tories love money more than they hate the working class. Putting up restrictions would be a great way to fuck the working class, but it would cost the tories too much money. God bless their greed.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Right, normally polls follow a pretty basic pattern. First you, through a mixture of phonecall and online means, obtain a sample of voters from a given area. You ask some basic identifying questions "Are you registered to vote, have you voted, are you likely to vote" etc. From there, you ask a series of increasingly more specific questions.

This is where the first bit of fuckery begins. The questions are generally -very- misleading, For example: "Do you approve of increased measures to ensure vaccination" (That is a verbatim example from CNN). Frankly, the fact that question -only- got a raw 64% yes response is amazing. It's so god damn broad and open that everyone is like "yes". But it's also priming the pump, we already agreed SOME increased measures are fine. So the next questions are very, very slowly more severe, and lead to additional positive answers.

Now comes the second fuckery. The next bit is to compile the data to see what kind of range of answers you got. The traditional value is to put them into Republican/Democrat/Independent groups. This is where oversampling comes in. Now, ove sampling is -not inherently bad-. What is normally done is you weigh your numbers based on national averages or regional averages, so they balance it out. To massively oversimplify, if you know there is a 50/50 split of Dems to Republicans, but you got 12 Democrats and 8 Republicans you'd weight the democrat responses down to 0.83 and weigh the republican responses up by 1.25 so they both are 'equal' to 10.

The democrats, and CNN, technically do this. But they -massively- overweight Democrats.

This leads to our final bit of fuckery, Time period. CNN in particular is now taking 'polls' over the span of months and compiling them into one to provide a more 'accurate' view. This is bullshit. People's views change over time, it's why we use graphs to indicate changes over time in the day to day. No poll is accurate out to more than a week which is why they are generally shorter. Polls are an indicator of the movement of opinion, not the opinion in and of itself. In isolation, any given poll can only tell you a snapshot -at the time- of an opinion. Having them spread that out over months is going to garble it with utterly useless info and be utterly meaningless.

So I'm guessing this would have to be the influence of the Establishment arm? The Progressives have already established they'd happily support Biden if he flayed children and drank their blood in front of him, so I don't see them caring much about overall approval, and the Business interests similarly probably don't care directly about public perception, as long as they get their policy moves. The only group would really be the Uniparty, who know they have to wear the stain of a disaster president for years to come.