Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[themotherflippin480]

Every Item You Need To Jumpstart Your Spiritual Journey This Fall - Refinery29
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You need these, guys.

Any of you guys wanna buy a rock i found outside, its magic i swear

 

[NoReturn]

Any of you guys wanna buy a rock i found outside, its magic i swear

Or how about one of these cool crystals? Just don't ask where it came from.

And on that note, please enjoy this delightful comparison:

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[Coelacanth]

Or how about one of these cool crystals? Just don't ask where it came from.
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Fun fact! Crystals in general are actually blemishes from the Earth itself! So next time you buy a piece of amethyst or quartz, you're literally buying one of planet Earth's zits and kidney stones!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm confused. What makes that notepad "spiritual"?

 

[Kongo-Müller]

I'm confused. What makes that notepad "spiritual"?

We made the wood pulp from sacred trees and treated it with sacred spring water scooped at moonlight under prayers to the Goddess.

That, and they come with a deck with writing prompt cards containing "inspiring wisdom" like this:

At $40 per set they better come with my two favourites, "Live Laugh Love" and the tale of the old Indian chieftain with the two gay wolfs!

 

[Druveer]

Every Item You Need To Jumpstart Your Spiritual Journey This Fall - Refinery29
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You need these, guys.

This is the perfect example of the neo-pagan movement, people making money off of people too retarded to realize they are being conned. 18 dollars for "crystals". 40 dollars for prompt cards and a fucking tablet. God damn.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

I remember some Tumblrina invoking Odin to "smash the fascists" whatever that means. Yes, the viking god of war. Fucks sake, you want to get on Odin's good side:

1. Grab your weapons.
2. Don your armor.
3. Set sail to foreign lands.
4. Pillage the settlements you encounter.
5. Return home with the loot.
6. Celebrate the successful raid with booze and songs of your achievements.

Seriously, those muslim terrorists currently pillaging villages in Africa would have Odin's attention more then some dumb Tumblr bloggers. Same with Ares and Athena. You know the Pentagon opened up all combat roles to females now. You want to get their attention, enlist, go to a warzone, and fight!

I'll take my puzzle pieces now.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I remember some Tumblrina invoking Odin to "smash the fascists" whatever that means. Yes, the viking god of war. Fucks sake, you want to get on Odin's good side:

1. Grab your weapons.
2. Don your armor.
3. Set sail to foreign lands.
4. Pillage the settlements you encounter.
5. Return home with the loot.
6. Celebrate the successful raid with booze and songs of your achievements.

Odin is not only one of the many gods overseeing conflict but he is the god of Berserkers. So they would need to work themselves into a shield-rim biting fury to really impress Odin. Though he is also a god of many other facets, including knowledge, authority, and many other disputed spheres of influence due to the either incomplete or written from a third party views of most of the pantheon. He is very much not the kind of god one would invoke to 'Smash the Fash' .. nor really are any other gods that would help one do so.

Abrahamic religions have myths of their god directly punishing the exceptionally wicked, not so much the northern pantheons. Really its more likely an actual Fascist would be doing more anger-fueled violence than them and would not earn the god's mistrust or ire.

 

[NoReturn]

This is the perfect example of the neo-pagan movement, people making money off of people too retarded to realize they are being conned. 18 dollars for "crystals". 40 dollars for prompt cards and a fucking tablet. God damn.

Odin is not only one of the many gods overseeing conflict but he is the god of Berserkers. So they would need to work themselves into a shield-rim biting fury to really impress Odin. Though he is also a god of many other facets, including knowledge, authority, and many other disputed spheres of influence due to the either incomplete or written from a third party views of most of the pantheon. He is very much not the kind of god one would invoke to 'Smash the Fash' .. nor really are any other gods that would help one do so.

Oh man. Berserkers are fucking RAD, dude. It's so much more than just getting worked up for battle. There might even be a berserker gene. There are stories of berserkers throughout the north and east of Europe reaching into Germany and Switzerland. It wasn't just for battle either. I heard one once about a man who needed to plow an entire field but had no one to help and no animsl, so he entered the berserker state, did it all in one day, then slept for three days after.

Abrahamic religions have myths of their god directly punishing the exceptionally wicked, not so much the northern pantheons. Really its more likely an actual Fascist would be doing more anger-fueled violence than them and would not earn the god's mistrust or ire.

It's come up before, but these people really are just taking their old religion and putting a mask on it. The idea of a god who isn't all-loving is alien and uncomfortable to them.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's come up before, but these people really are just taking their old religion and putting a mask on it. The idea of a god who isn't all-loving is alien and uncomfortable to them.

I can't remember who said it, but it's incredibly hard, if not impossible, to be "pre-Christian" today.

If you're raised in a Christian society you're going to bring elements of that Christianity into whatever religion you practice. This isn't exclusive to Christianity - if you grow up as a pagan, you'll bring elements of paganism into whatever religion you convert to (case in point, santeros) - but it's still true. If you spent your early years in Sunday school listening to a woman tell you about an all-loving God "who so loved the world, that he gave His only-begotten Son", then you're going to map aspects of that God onto the gods you choose to worship and you'll see them as all-loving beings who want to "bash the fash" instead of as people with their own personalities, some of which are downright evil.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Even if you were a warrior, asking for Odin's help is pretty retarded. Yeah he was in it to win it, but "it" was Ragnarok, not whatever pathetic earthly shit you're worried about, so if you're doing good on the battlefield, Odin might decide its your time to come join the forever war in Valhalla and cause you to get yeeted by an IED or some stray bullet. Thor or Tyr would both be better choices for the Norse pantheon

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Getting into a berserker rage is easy. Just take PCP or Bath Salts and you will go berserk in no time. Just read the stories of what happens when you are on those drugs.

 

[NoReturn]

Getting into a berserker rage is easy. Just take PCP or Bath Salts and you will go berserk in no time. Just read the stories of what happens when you are on those drugs.

Again, you aren't wrong:

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This phenomenon was also the inspriation for the character of Shizuo in Durarara

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And since all the above is stuff I actually enjoy, I feel the need to get this thread back on track with some lunatics.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Am I being stupid or is "using vulva imagery" the feminist version of drawing dicks on things?

If it is, my old secondary school was always "rebelling against the patriarchy".

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Am I being stupid or is "using vulva imagery" the feminist version of drawing dicks on things?

If it is, my old secondary school was always "rebelling against the patriarchy".

It is. I distinctly recall reading about some feminist art piece that was basically a giant group dinner for all these historical women. The place setting for each included a plate with a vulva image on it because "it was the one thing they all had in common."

Imagine if you will I put together a piece celebrating important historical figures in a dinner scene, and drew dicks on all the plates. Just ask yourself how well that would go down in the art world.

EDIT: piece in question is The Dinner Party by Judy Chicago. Link

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Again, you aren't wrong:

Now I have this image in my head of some crazy Tumblr witch high on hard drugs rushing into a protest like some rabid animal just fighting off all the police trying to subdue her until finally one of them sends her soul straight to Valhalla.

 

[Protistology]

It is. I distinctly recall reading about some feminist art piece that was basically a giant group dinner for all these historical women. The place setting for each included a plate with a vulva image on it because "it was the one thing they all had in common."

Imagine if you will I put together a piece celebrating important historical figures in a dinner scene, and drew dicks on all the plates. Just ask yourself how well that would go down in the art world.

EDIT: piece in question is The Dinner Party by Judy Chicago. Link

And yet, these same Feminists get angry when Troons call them "uterus havers". Go figure.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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Where would fairies even get their underwear from? I can't imagine them walking into a Victoria's Secret.


But when I do it I'm "sick" and "need help"


You should probably freeze your card. Maybe someone got a hold of it.


Well, that's one way to prevent gentrification.


>Discord
That's when you should have known.






Hi Mayhem, I'm destruction.


Hey, whatever motivates you for work I guess. At my job they hung up my painting of one of the managers and I gave my coworker a painting of her gecko Marvin. I also pretend I'm playing Papa's Sandwhicheria.


I feel like Angie is having a midlife crisis.


Username fits.


How do you psychically attack someone?


Please never say "DadMom" ever again.


Imagine being the child of an r/witchcraft poster.


Daddy issues ahoy!


This person's anus is probably worse than Nikocado Avocado's.


Time to rob the Smithsonian for the Hope diamond.

Amberlynn? I know Destiny broke your heart but it's time to let her go.


It's not lotion.


What does demowoman mean?


I wonder what that username would sound like phonetically.


I feel bad for Aphrodite now. She has to hear all these people masturbating 24/7


What is with the text being like six different colors?


How do you accidentally masturbate?


Angie has a YouTube channel now, archive below.


Everything comes with a price.

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Her account is called Angie's Tales From Wales

 

[NoReturn]

How do you psychically attack someone?

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Time to rob the Smithsonian for the Hope diamond.

We're putting a team together from the last two pages.

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Her account is called Angie's Tales From Wales

Angie's unapologetic love for Wales always warms my heart.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

I remember some Tumblrina invoking Odin to "smash the fascists" whatever that means.

I wonder if these people do ever stop for a second and look at the enormous gap between their power fantasies (smashing a politica movement that’s been dead for over 70 years and never really took hold in their country with the help of Odin) and their everyday life (extremely ordinary if not obscenely boring). Such a gap should give you existential vertigo.