DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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PHIL AND VTUBER CROSSOVER WHEN?
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Is it sad that I don't even think Phil is clever enough to come up with a stupid nickname like "kiwifarts"

I imagine maybe he was rambling to Kat about stuff he's read here (like I'm sure he does on a regular basis) and she called it that and he said "THATS SO FUNNY OMG!!! ACK ACK ACK KIWI FARTS ACK ACK ACK IM GONNA START CALLING IT THAT"
 
the most insane thing he said about this entire situation:

"if there are thousands of likes and retweets, they (kiwitards) will give up and move on cause there's too many!" i.e too many ppl to harass, they can't harass everyone!

a strange thing he said recently was how trolls have religiously moved on to other forms/avenues of harassment whenever he shuts one down, yt comments, his forums, twitch/yt chat, so he's aware that what he's doing has zero effect on the kiwifart army

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but this kinda pivot from #notcaring #itdoesn'thurtme, to full north korea mode right before the hardcore begging season is kinda suspicious, maybe he's trying to entertain a sponsorship opportunity, or he's just trying to lay some ground work to manipulate the "thousands of people" coming to watch his TRIPLE A playthroughs

another tard theory that I haven't seen mentioned, possibly Kat railed on him for spending every waking moment arguing with troll bait on twitter, he has also been caught blocking people who "like" certain detractor tweets, so I can see him being told it's not good for his mental health or for their relationship to get so animated over tweets

the best evidence for the Khet theory, is dave used to make an effort to pretend he doesn't spend much time on twitter, even though the nigger was on twitter the night he got married, but now his tune has changed to "I don't have time to micro manage (block\insult) every reply!", plus he just magically took an extra day off for the first time, I don't think it's a coincidence #savethemarriage

I really think you’re overthinking things.

There’s no “hardcore gaming season” or sponsorsship play here. Khat is as indifferent as she ever has been.

It’s just Phil having a mini midlife crisis and serious worries.

At least on Twitch he had some discoverability, could maintain the illusion of having near 1000 subs and hundreds of viewers.

Fast forward to now: Some streams don’t even cross 200 viewers. No real sub growth. Yeah, whales are tipping, but will they when Phil crosses below 100 viewers on average.

Phil is stressed and lashing out.

On top of that he hasn’t had a win for a looong time. Not even Burger King respects him ffs. Phil’s ego has always been more important than money to him. He’s circling the drains, stacking up the Ls and knows it.
 
Is Phil falling apart? Is he becoming dumber and dumber as we watch point and laugh?

I think the answer is a definite yes.


Multiple studies have shown not just serious health risks associated with loneliness, but also cognitive decline, increased risk of dementia and a drop in IQ.

Which is exactly what we’re seeing. I’m sure everyone could up with their own example.

The only upside here? Once Phil’s streaming career has definetely sunk, he can be hired by the National
Institute of Health or something and get paid for participating in a multiple decade study on the effects of social isolation.
 
The whole Twitter thing is just funny, pure insanity.

But it kinda reminds me if it did work the way Phil wanted that basically his fans would basically be spreading his propaganda, his tweets are proof of their indoctrination, they are spreading the word of the cult.

The worst thing Phil could ever get is somehow the normies catch on.
 
The whole Twitter thing is just funny, pure insanity.

But it kinda reminds me if it did work the way Phil wanted that basically his fans would basically be spreading his propaganda, his tweets are proof of their indoctrination, they are spreading the word of the cult.

The worst thing Phil could ever get is somehow the normies catch on.

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So basically people are saying, *SNORT*, right get this these insane shitheads over on kiwifarts are saying that *I* put cyan-ize, whatever that is, in people's drinks. I don't even know what cyan-ize is! Like are you really going to believe these nudnik trolls? Hahaaa, oh my god, like really...oh boy... The truth of the matter is, I don't even have enough money to pay my, to pay my bills! Like how am I supposed to get in my car, drive to home depot, and buy this cyan-ize anyway with the money I don't have? *SNORT* It makes no sense! I don't even know what a cyan-ize is! Like they just make this stuff up man. I mean it's just...it's just total BS. And the truth of the matter is this, we've had some slow streams these past few days and I'm struggling so please, if you like the content, please consider tipping because if I don't hit the tips goal the next 10 streams I might not be able to pay my mortage *SNORT* sound good? No Snowkarl I do not drink kool-aid, we don't even have kool-aid in Seattle so stop it or your banned!
 
I had to check his Twitter. The Merge is really happening.
Nyanners did randomly mention 'Darksydephil' when she was playing DS3 on stream a few months back, guess it took him a fucking long time, but maybe he's starting to get jealous about how much money vtubers are pulling in by browsing the cobweb covered gaming tab on YouTube and did some digging at the views and superchats.

He would be completely perplexed about how these avatar (or muppet) girls can genuinely enjoy what they do, Phil could only dream of having such an impression on people like Pekora or Coco have on their viewers, they're on a whole other level of passion and commitment compared to shut-out twitter account Burnell here.
 
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Nanners did randomly mention 'Darksydephil' when she was playing DS3 on stream a few months back, guess it took him a fucking long time, but maybe he's starting to get jealous about how much money vtubers are pulling in by browsing the cobweb covered gaming tab on YouTube and did some digging at the views and superchats.

He would be completely perplexed about how these avatar (or muppet) girls can genuinely enjoy what they do, Phil could only dream of having such an impression on people like Pekora or Coco have on their viewers, they're on a whole other level of passion and commitment compared to shut-out twitter account Burnell here.
I did hear about the Nyanners thing, although I barely follow non-Holo vtubers.

I'm guessing Phil is just coping right now as he does what you just mentioned, which sounds extremely reasonable.

His mind cannot even fathom the fact that there's people out there that play games for fun, talk with their chat and get donated thousands. And a bunch of them are actually awful at games, but manage to be entertaining.
Hell, some of them do appearances on podcasts or events, like Mori's upcoming PAX event or any of the holoJP lasses doing live 3D concerts.

Hey, PPB, since you'll read this

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Just don't get the angle to this Twitter thing. It can't be for the fans because Phil doesn't give a shit if one of his viewers gets called a fag for tweeting him. Locking everything down doesn't seem like the way to go to attract sponsorships or other money making opportunities.

My only guess is this is somehow a ploy to attract new wheelchairs to his stream. We've seen him trying to clout chase popping up in actual popular peoples comments with little if any success. Would make sense why his example to his viewers was retweeting his weekly schedule. Maybe the dopamine rush from hitting those goals is no longer blocking out the sad fact that 5 (being generous) people at most are willing to get him there. Can't comment on superchats other then it's for sure more then he deserves for his quality of content. The roster is looking a little thin going into hardcore gaming season maybe it's time to restock the bench.
 
I recall some tractor vids from awhile ago where they had a slug (I think I'm really fucking tried lol sorry) avatar for Phil, it was mirroring his cam.

I was wondering one day if he'd ever drop into the waifu category with a buta ona avatar? He could be lazy and have one of his paypigs make it for him. hint hint
 
Just don't get the angle to this Twitter thing. It can't be for the fans because Phil doesn't give a shit if one of his viewers gets called a fag for tweeting him. Locking everything down doesn't seem like the way to go to attract sponsorships or other money making opportunities.

My only guess is this is somehow a ploy to attract new wheelchairs to his stream. We've seen him trying to clout chase popping up in actual popular peoples comments with little if any success. Would make sense why his example to his viewers was retweeting his weekly schedule. Maybe the dopamine rush from hitting those goals is no longer blocking out the sad fact that 5 (being generous) people at most are willing to get him there. Can't comment on superchats other then it's for sure more then he deserves for his quality of content. The roster is looking a little thin going into hardcore gaming season maybe it's time to restock the bench.
The only thing different is SBM putting Phil in his place for that tweet here:


Phil could handle trolling from the autistic detractorsphere of twitter and the chinese cartoon avatars with a hateboner for Phil. What he obviously can't handle is his own fans talking back to him.
 
So in an effort to increase participation from fans on twitter Phil...disabled comments
It'll be the same old shit when he notices that he gets even less interaction on Twitter after this. Just like the Youtube chat stuff:

"Guys stop derailing, Youtube chat moves too fast to read, too many trolls..."

[gets sub-only mode]

"Is my chat bugged? I think it might be broken, either that or nobody is talking, chat is really slow right now!"

Anytime the trolls trigger DSP, he finds yet another way to fuck his fans over, reduce the incentives to even be part of his community, all in a retarded attempt to protect himself. Trolls truly dictate the terms of his entire life.
 
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