Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Snuckening]

I wish it were otherwise, but it's hard to have much respect for Surfer, after him running to snitch to the cops on a guy he calls "his brother". On top that "People only watch the streams because of ME!!" homosexual, e-celeb breakdown last night.

If anyone else did EITHER of those things, Surfer would be the first to point out what complete, unbridled faggotry they were indulging in.

 

[arabianights]

I wish it were otherwise, but it's hard to have much respect for Surfer, after him running to snitch to the cops on a guy he calls "his brother". On top that "People only watch the streams because of ME!!" homosexual, e-celeb breakdown last night.

If anyone else did EITHER of those things, Surfer would be the first to point out what complete, unbridled faggotry they were indulging in.

haha
no more, 'are you ok buddy?' 'yea buddy' 'all right buddy' 'buddy'
what a disingenuous faggot

 

[Nig]

PPP now has no choice but scavenge for donos to survive, and take to a life of grifting.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

This feels so surreal. These guys got along so well and one bad evening just killed it. What the hell

This has been building for a while. On several occasions over the past year I have seen similar arguments like this play out... but never quite cross the line into a blowout like this. You can tell in some streams that PPP is getting genuinely frustrated by Surfer derailing his show or going too far teasing him.

Tonight obviously the line was crossed and PPP had enough. And Surfer reacted very poorly. It would be great if they settled down and talked it out later, but instead Surfer called the cops on him and tried to have him evicted. Which is a really shitty thing to do to your best friend, even in heated moments like this.

Maybe they will work it out in the future, but this was inevitable. Surfer can be entertaining but I imagine living with him was very trying. To have him constantly take over his hobby, even more so.

Sucks but here we are.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Bitch move by Surfer. Friends fight all the time, just sleep on it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Life lesson: don't share accommodation with a good friend

 

[eaglesfan665]

Surfer is almost like a force of nature, especially when he's had a few drinks. I don't think it's fair to put the onus on him as the bastard in the situation. Remember at the end of the last stream when PPP sperged out about the gambling joke and the interruptions, Surfer tried to bury the hatchet a few times saying he was just kidding and "I love you, buddey" but Ashton kept on the offensive for no particular reason. Sure Surfer can be annoying and deserves some of the heat but was this public falling out really worth it? I'm not so sure

 

[Theboot]

Life lesson: don't share accommodation with a good friend

True. Tried that for Uni and it went from great to shit real quick.

 

[arabianights]

I told you guys.
i was right.
if Surfer hate was a shitcoin, buy now i would be a millionare.
i hated him long before any of you did
shut up Surfer

 

[Zeno Bardas]

NEW KINO JUST DROPPED

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

https://archive.md/qWFco

Spoiler: 480p archive

 

[The Biggest Meme]

Life lesson: don't share accommodation with a good friend

That and an Internet gossip show.

 

[FujiWuji]

Is their like an equivalent police dispatcher thing for Canadians? People here always dig up the reports for US incidents.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I told you guys.
i was right.
if Surfer hate was a shitcoin, buy now i would be a millionare.
i hated him long before any of you did
shut up Surfer

I don't hate Surfer, I'm disappointed in him. I wouldn't call the cops on my best friend if he suckerpunched me. Calling them because he "threatened" you is very gay and feminine.
I understand being annoyed at the seat though, that's rank. Clean up your own shit bro.

 

[waffle]

I wish it were otherwise, but it's hard to have much respect for Surfer, after him running to snitch to the cops on a guy he calls "his brother". On top that "People only watch the streams because of ME!!" homosexual, e-celeb breakdown last night.

If anyone else did EITHER of those things, Surfer would be the first to point out what complete, unbridled faggotry they were indulging in.

I was basically about to make this post. Surfers weird megaminical "I'm the real e-celeb" freak-out was kind of a shocking mask-off moment. I hadn't watched the cops clip before just now and he's acting like a hyatrionic woman, it's fucking unacceptable. "PPP is going to kick the shit out of me" as PPP is there calmly speaking to him and recording everything. What a fucking joke

I really get the impression that a lot of this was caused by surfer having some weird envy over the tiny mote of e-fame PPP has.

 

[Guntburglar]

Miserable.
Just Miserable.

 

[Easterling]

Im honestly disappointed surfer didnt just take a load of perscription medication that wasnt his and start digging a hole in thier front yard while muttering to himself about the jews. Would of been a lot more in character than whatever the fuck this is.

 

[Zeno Bardas]

Nick Fuentes must've performed some kind of an Aztec ritual for this kino

 

[The Biggest Meme]

Hot off Surfer's telegram.
Truthbombs about to be dropped and PPP is about to get exposed!

 

[instythot]

Surfer is almost like a force of nature, especially when he's had a few drinks. I don't think it's fair to put the onus on him as the bastard in the situation. Remember at the end of the last stream when PPP sperged out about the gambling joke and the interruptions, Surfer tried to bury the hatchet a few times saying he was just kidding and "I love you, buddey" but Ashton kept on the offensive for no particular reason. Sure Surfer can be annoying and deserves some of the heat but was this public falling out really worth it? I'm not so sure

We only saw about 8 hours a week. There's obviously some point where everyone goes "ok, that's it. That's the line. I'm not fucking listening to this anymore". From dakka dakka context (because there's no way I can watch twisted mind without a Kino reason), Surfer is so infuriating to deal with on a daily basis, that even Andy and Kyler have to hand out sanity mutes on his account.

As much as I want them living and streaming together, I would never want to live with either of them. The faith has given both of them the patience of saints