Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rathalos]

maybe jack wouldnt have to worry about being bored in vegas (because hes holed up in a shitty hotel room) if he actually lost weight so he could walk for more than 10 steps on the vegas strip

 

[Chandler Bing]

i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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I knew he would leave a Google review.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

It looks like Jack went to South Point for the sports book, but why? It's going the opposite direction of the strip and I know for a fact that Mandalay Bay, one of the first casinos you see at on the strip, has a sports book. MGM grand does as well.

It looks as if Jack spent all his time avoiding the Las Vegas Strip unless he absolutely needed to go there.

And yes, Jack is being a Karen with all the amenities that you don't use in a Las Vegas resort. Most rooms don't have a DVD player now because streaming is a thing. Washer and dryer? How little did you pack/how fucked up did you get where you need to do laundry? Dirty dishes in the dishwasher? Who flies halfway across the country to a city known for it's food and decides its time for a home-cooked meal?

This man is a lunatic.

Jr had to make space for his four pairs of sneakers so we can assume the rest of the Scalfanis are just as retarded when it comes to packing.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

I knew he would leave a Google review.

Going on vacation with Jack sounds like such a fun, relaxing experience. I can’t imagine anyone in their group has thought about leaving him in the desert even once.

 

[Rathalos]

Going on vacation with Jack sounds like such a fun, relaxing experience. I can’t imagine anyone in their group has thought about leaving him in the desert even once.

oh the things i would do just to be able to witness jack in all his bitchy, off camera glory

 

[JackIsBlack]

Glad to hear Senior had a bad time. He’s on some autistic E.T. shit with his “Phone don’t work” review. He can’t even be assed to proofread his reviews he’s that lazy lmao.

Doesn’t DSP also bring DVDs with him on his “staycations”/vacations?? Hmmmm…

edit: I like how he blames COVID on all his problems at the hotel when most of them are on him. No one goes on vacation to watch their DVD collection, and why are you planning on washing dishes/cooking really? Most hotels don’t have a cooking area unless you’re AirBnB’ing.. and that’s renting a home for a short period of time.

 

[rubytintedchix]

there was a copy of the video re-uploaded to YT but i can't find it anymore. fatty probably had it taken down or it could've even been the company, considering their main issue with jack's video was that he claimed the product exploded

i believe the re-upload also had the word "explode" in the title

I believe I may have a copy of it because we watched it on the live stream. I can PM it. I don’t want it to get taken down because fatass probably reads here and seethes.

Edit: It may be in episode 8 of the boys club which he struck, I have to do some more research. The video that we watched is now private by the looks of it.

 

[salmonellajack]

DVD player it's 2021 Jack. Just enjoy the time away with your family - why ruin it for everyone.

Also why is this morbidly obese diabetic who blames energy drinks on one of his strokes drinking Bang? What does he need the energy for - he watches cartoons all day.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Not sure how Time Shares work with regard to janitorial staff, but in the few times I’ve stayed in hotels during Covid they are hands off unless you call down to the front desk and specifically have them clean. However, I would think they should be cleaning between guests. But I’m sure they’re short staffed like everyone else during the pandemic. If they aren’t answering at the front desk, limp your fatass to the elevator and Karen it up in person if it’s that big of a deal. I bet the Scalfattis don’t even tip the cleaning staff either.

That being said, I hope the dirty dishes were licked by a person with Covid and now they’ve been exposed.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

What is it with evangelical boomers and their obsession with timeshares?

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

What is it with evangelical boomers and their obsession with timeshares?

Evangelicals are also the main victims of MLM schemes too. They're easy to scam since they inhabit a insular parallel society.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Evangelicals are also the main victims of MLM schemes too. They're easy to scam since they inhabit a insular parallel society.

What is it with evangelical boomers and their obsession with timeshares?

Georg Rockall-Schmidt, YouTuber and part-time Phil Burnell lookalike, released a video a few weeks ago explaining MLMs (pyramid schemes) and how they abuse immigrants and the elderly.

It's a bit off-topic because I briefly mis-remembered Nevada as the MLM capital of the world, but it's that Mormon hell hole Utah. (Hi Russell Greer!)

I believe I may have a copy of it because we watched it on the live stream. I can PM it. I don’t want it to get taken down because fatass probably reads here and seethes.

Edit: It may be in episode 8 of the boys club which he struck, I have to do some more research. The video that we watched is now private by the looks of it.

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My inner sadist can't help but wonder if Tammy saw it "EXPLODE!!!" (Read: the lid pops open) and she thought to herself, "dammit, that was a dud ...next time."

 

[buttvomit]

I knew he would leave a Google review.

Who the hell stays at "tahiti village"? Did he get some special facebook boomer discount on the rooms or something because there are much nicer places to stay on the strip or on freemont street that are cheap af.

This is the room layout he's complaing about, only one with a kitchen.

LOL the whole family is staying in one suite. Must be so much fun for jr. Youd think the young ones would at least stay on the strip and not have their vacation currated by their parents.

also after reading the google reviews on this place it might be a possibility that jack got the rooms for free if he sits through hours long timeshare sales pitches.

 

[Pizza Munch]

I don't have the video but did find the lawsuit: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/7759025/telebrands-corp-v-giveme-inc/

Original: https://streamable.com/nzyb43

Edit: This is the redo:

He then posts a video saying it's his 'best product review of 2017' and then goes on to say the product is 'junky' despite saying how great it was in the redo:

For some reason it won't let me quote the original post, but on page 1071 there's an interesting post with the videos and more details about the lawsuit. Looks like someone posted a copy of the original video Jack got sued over, and he's been taking them down with copyright claims.

Thank you so much - that was everything I was hoping for and more

 

[captkrisma]

Who the hell stays at "tahiti village"? Did he get some special facebook boomer discount on the rooms or something because there are much nicer places to stay on the strip or on freemont street that are cheap af.

This is the room layout he's complaing about, only one with a kitchen.View attachment 2535398

LOL the whole family is staying in one suite. Must be so much fun for jr. Youd think the young ones would at least stay on the strip and not have their vacation currated by their parents.

also after reading the google reviews on this place it might be a possibility that jack got the rooms for free if he sits through hours long timeshare sales pitches.

Jack missed listening to his children fucking confirmed.

 

[desudesu]

Who the hell stays at "tahiti village"? Did he get some special facebook boomer discount on the rooms or something because there are much nicer places to stay on the strip or on freemont street that are cheap af.

This is the room layout he's complaing about, only one with a kitchen.View attachment 2535398

LOL the whole family is staying in one suite. Must be so much fun for jr. Youd think the young ones would at least stay on the strip and not have their vacation currated by their parents.

also after reading the google reviews on this place it might be a possibility that jack got the rooms for free if he sits through hours long timeshare sales pitches.

Damn, that looks like a shitty, dated hotel. Leave it to the Scalfanis to make dumb decisions at every turn in their lives. Why would Dad Bod and Tammy Jr even want to stay with them in the same suite too?! Fuck's sake.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Apparently it's his timeshare. He's such a braindead boomer.

Mushbrain has a timeshare in Vegas of all places? That's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard of.

Damn, that looks like a shitty, dated hotel. Leave it to the Scalfanis to make dumb decisions at every turn in their lives. Why would Dad Bod and Tammy Jr even want to stay with them in the same suite too?! Fuck's sake.

It's because Qtard Cali can't afford a hotel room on his own from his 7/11 job. He'd have to stock shelves and clean out the shitter for an entire month just to have enough to spend one night there. So he goes on Mommy and Daddy's dime like the pathetic leech he is.

Personally if I was him I would have sat this one out. Vegas with your boomer parents sounds like hell on Earth to me.

 

[wdymbro]

Damn, that looks like a shitty, dated hotel. Leave it to the Scalfanis to make dumb decisions at every turn in their lives. Why would Dad Bod and Tammy Jr even want to stay with them in the same suite too?! Fuck's sake.

With Dad Bod working at a gas station and Tammy Jr doing whatever the fuck she does. I doubt they had much of a choice but to be controlled by Sr. if they wanted to go at all.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Damn, that looks like a shitty, dated hotel. Leave it to the Scalfanis to make dumb decisions at every turn in their lives. Why would Dad Bod and Tammy Jr even want to stay with them in the same suite too?! Fuck's sake.

Yeah it is really odd. I think we assume the line of dropping of leftovers to Cali is bullshit but maybe he actually is still attatched to the hip of Jack and Tammy?

 

[EvilDroid64]

Personally if I was him I would have sat this one out. Vegas with your boomer parents sounds like hell on Earth to me.

Jr. looked miserable in mushbrain's Florida Disney videos. If he really wanted to gamble, he could do so at one of Tennessee's now-legal online sportsbooks, such as DraftKings.