Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Yo Momma Gay LOLOLOL]

I think that is a cultural issue. I wouldn't say "I love you" to any near friends or even family. But some places it's acceptable to kiss your family on the mouth. If someone say "I love you" and they are not romantically involved, that does seem weird to some, yes.

Because you're a fag obviously

 

[Mr. Manchester]

PPP and Surfer are funny Canadian retards and had a white trash fight for my enjoyment. PPP is a fat doofus and Surfer is batshit insane. I'm here to watch shit like this.

I tip my hat to both of them.

 

[e-gf]

PPP handled it the best way he could. It's clear Surfer has been in a mental decline for a while. For all the schizo jokes they make Surfer really needs help and to stay away from substances that will make it worse. But since he has delusions that he's a genius and considers himself more medically knowledgeable than actual doctors and nurses he won't ever take meds. Unfortunately, this is probably for the best that they not live together and hopefully gain some perspective on life outside of constant pol sperging.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Damn, it really do be like that. Surfer’s constant derailments and non-sequiturs were my favorite part of the streams. The man lived his gimmick unlike PPP who broke kayfabe every 15 minutes.

 

[Red Pilled Riker]

Platonic love exists guys, real friends will go to bat for you in ways that few woman ever would.

The gayest thing here is the big bad /pol/ack narking his roomate to the cops over a bitch fit.
Very womanly behaviour,
SAD.

 

[Love Machine]

I doubt you could ever get surfer on medication. well actually maybe thats not true. He folded on the police question so maybe he will fold on the meds question. PPP should have been a little more on top of surfer's mental state. If even I'm going "wow surfers getting a little unhinged". Then its was probably time to intervene.

 

[Fate Fan]

I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.

Even the most homophobic, fag hating, black from the ghetto football players i knew said i love you to their friends when shit would get real.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

Holy shit, PPP lost, and Josh wins yet again?! The best plot twist in an arc I've seen in a while.

I don't know where it will go from here. Jobless PPP arc sounds like its inbound, but if Surfer is legit going schitzo, he might let PPP in for at least a little bit, during one of his more lucid moments. Also, PPP may actually have to get a job now. (slight powerlevel) I know that when I was dieting, inactivity really stressed me, because all I could think about was food. The initial tard stubbornness probably sustained him for a time, but if he is jobless, and he's just browsing pol and smoking weed all day, he's probably become a major pain to deal with. Further accelerating wageslave Surfers decline, and feeling of being an unthanked caretaker.

Also, I don't think they're gay. Fraternity and brotherhood, as hollow as they sound after PPP says it for the umpteenth time, are legit things, and I think PPP's Christian background means he legitimately subscribes to them, and because he subscribes to it, Surfer does too, like the good roman saluting gimp he is. But shop them into all the gay shit you wish, it is a pretty good meme.

 

[Miller]

I don't really think they're gay but if they are, whose the bottom? My first instinct is PPP because of the starfish but then again he's the bigger more dominant one, surfer has the body type of a twink.

Big Dawg in the streets, little puppy in the sheets.

I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.

Especially if they're Discord trannies.

 

[Covfefe]

I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.

I love you Nool.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

why are these faggots always such massive lardass niggers? I guess being on the internet all day makes you neglect physical health or something.

 

[GordonRameses]

why are these commie pinko faggots always such massive lardass niggers?

think you got the wrong thread buddy, the vaush one is a few slots down

 

[KingHarkinian]

Sad many such cases

 

[Love Machine]

think you got the wrong thread buddy, the vaush one is a few slots down

Fuck you buddy, give your head a shake.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

That 'fight' and its aftermath is one of the gayest things I've witnessed in my life, and that's while completely disregarding the homosexual relationship aspect.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

think you got the wrong thread buddy, the vaush one is a few slots down

I know nothing about these retards and gleamed that they're pinkos or something from their name.
even if they're wignats I wish them swift death and diabetes.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.

Everytime you go in this thread you felted. What was it you used to say that the primary trait in lolcows were? That they never learn was it?
Josh buddy i have never seen someone so willingly display their issues. Get of the internet and get some real friends.

We got to be careful tough boys if we are too mean Josh has got to take another "vaccation" to calm his nervs.

3. Neither of them have ever indicated they've been in a relationship with any women.

Pot kettle black.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.

lol friendless fattie bahahaha

 

[Red Pilled Riker]

Guess you're gonna get to be on the Killstream after all, buddy.

 

[GordonRameses]

I know nothing about these retards and gleamed that they're pinkos or something from their name.
even if they're wignats I wish them swift death and diabetes.

How's the America First internship working out for you buddy?