Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Jester69]

This sucks. I remember when I had my old DJ AXLE YouTube account and would shitpost in the Cooking with Surfer live streams. Man, I laughed so hard because Surfer would always get a cheeky smile and say "Guess what's next guys? COOMIN' seeds!" Then he would shake coomin' seeds into the pan and lather everything in syrup.

There is something truly magical about the chemistry between Surfer and PPP. PPP is AMAZING at breaking down internet events and Surfer is an exciting unknown variable that never fails to entertain.

I hope this is just a temporary spat. I mean, there was a point where PPP had to escape to the bathroom while Surfer stabbed the door with a sword... They've been through worse, let's put it like that!

This is making me very sad. I really hope it's not over. I love you PPP and Surfer I don't care if Josh thinks it's gay. Ah fawk bud I'd eat dick to get you guys back together ahhh fawk bud

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong. If you were in Ralph's board or any other lolcow thread putting up this kind of dicksucking you'd be laughed off-site. I don't even dislike PPP, but this cult of personality around a closeted gay preacher is really a stain on the site.

Everything about this situation screams 'homosexual domestic' to me. I'm pretty sure the police filed this under domestic dispute.

Because this site was so pure and stain-free before PPP showed up, right?

 

[Ulkesh]

There's nothing that PPP can do wrong.

PPP can be a huge fag at times (the gayfabe pretending to like Ralph, being a bitch about being called a gambler), but I hate when people (usually women) trivialize male friendships by calling them “gay.” Its clearly obvious PPP is upset about losing his friend and I empathize with him.

 

[Angry Shoes]

This is the happiest i have ever seen Ralph.
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Because people sarcastically say "Ralph can't stop winning" but seeing someone who talked so much shit about him get embarrassed like this is kind of a win for him, and probably the first one in a long time.

 

[Yo Momma Gay LOLOLOL]

You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong. If you were in Ralph's board or any other lolcow thread putting up this kind of dicksucking you'd be laughed off-site. I don't even dislike PPP, but this cult of personality around a closeted gay preacher is really a stain on the site.

Everything about this situation screams 'homosexual domestic' to me. I'm pretty sure the police filed this under domestic dispute.

Yikes Josh completely felted yourself there buddy
Someone jealous he isn't getting the Big Dawg's Big Hog on the daily there?

 

[waffle]

I don't think saying they love echother is gay, especially in evengelical circles that's just how some people talk.

It's funny to say, but I don't see any reason to think PPP anus is waxed either, he just isn't harry. We've seen him with his shirt off and he can't even grow much of a beard.

The shit that was gayest by far was surfers bizarre mannerisms when he was calling the cops, and his conduct upon waking up (If we take PPP at his word).

I still think it was primarily caused by some weird envy from surfer, rather than. Just pure mental illness. The venom from him in the chat on the PPP side of the story was pretty unreal though.

 

[PoNR]

This Week In Cuckada won't work without Surfer so I guess PPP will retire it. those were their only streams I watched besides their ones on Fuentes.

 

[JDANKS420]

This sucks. I remember when I had my old DJ AXLE YouTube account and would shitpost in the Cooking with Surfer live streams. Man, I laughed so hard because Surfer would always get a cheeky smile and say "Guess what's next guys? COOMIN' seeds!" Then he would shake coomin' seeds into the pan and lather everything in syrup.

There is something truly magical about the chemistry between Surfer and PPP. PPP is AMAZING at breaking down internet events and Surfer is an exciting unknown variable that never fails to entertain.

I hope this is just a temporary spat. I mean, there was a point where PPP had to escape to the bathroom while Surfer stabbed the door with a sword... They've been through worse, let's put it like that!

This is making me very sad. I really hope it's not over. I love you PPP and Surfer I don't care if Josh thinks it's gay. Ah fawk bud I'd eat dick to get you guys back together ahhh fawk bud

didnt read also your a pedophile

 

[Red Pilled Riker]

This is the happiest i have ever seen Ralph.
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Little guy needed a win, good for him.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

this was an accident.

 

[GordonRameses]

This is the happiest i have ever seen Ralph.
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It's like he found a 2nd cheeseburger in the trash

 

[ECLIPSE 6969XXX]

Imagine being trapped in a room with surfer for 2 years.

I would rather not.

Damn, it really do be like that. Surfer’s constant derailments and non-sequiturs were my favorite part of the streams. The man lived his gimmick unlike PPP who broke kayfabe every 15 minutes.

I tuned in for the dynamic, personally. The fact that Surfer could consistently derail the cooking streams for a minimum of 3 hours was endlessly entertaining.

 

[Distended Gunt]

@Jester69 can you deepfake surfer with your motion tracking shit?

 

[Guntburglar]

You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong. If you were in Ralph's board or any other lolcow thread putting up this kind of dicksucking you'd be laughed off-site. I don't even dislike PPP, but this cult of personality around a closeted gay preacher is really a stain on the site.

Everything about this situation screams 'homosexual domestic' to me. I'm pretty sure the police filed this under domestic dispute.

Leave it to a charismatic void who has been ostracized all his life to be the expert on camaraderie.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

I would rather not.

I tuned in for the dynamic, personally. The fact that Surfer could consistently derail the cooking streams for a minimum of 3 hours was endlessly entertaining.

We'll never get to see him take 2 and a half hours to get started on the first step again, that's pretty damn sad.

 

[MySonDavid]

Calling the cops really sends this to the next level. Enjoy this anti-kino kino because you can't really walk this situation back. I expect a full blown drama war as opposed to a parting of ways from here on out. Once you call the cops you're going to do and say whatever you can to justify the act afterwards if you're surfer and if you're PPP you're probably not going to sit by and let that happen without further escalation. We're going to learn some truly embarrassing things about our boys. Sit back and enjoy!

 

[LaurenLauren]

Do you guys think that Surfer documented all of PPP toilet upsies and will introduce it as material in the incoming restraining order lawsuit?

 

[KingHarkinian]

You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong.

 

[EyelessMC]

PLEASE! IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING! IT GETS BETTER!

Actually Null it's based to weigh over 6 gorillion pounds.

Hey! He lost fifty of those gorillion in a month! You show some respect to Surfer's wife!

It's based to shit all over the toilet and not clean it.

Alogs and sycophants are both embarrassing, though. It's not one over the other. Same as anyone over the age of 18 using the term "cringe"

PPP can be a huge fag at times (the gayfabe pretending to like Ralph, being a bitch about being called a gambler), but I hate when people (usually women) trivialize male friendships by calling them “gay.” Its clearly obvious PPP is upset about losing his friend and I empathize with him.

Doggo Leader probably took his "vacation" with a lady friend-cum-girlfriend he's been secretly dating for a long time now, hence his refusal to show his face online. His only intimate IRL interpersonal relationship is a romantic one, so now he can't see relationships of other kinds through any other lens. It happens.
Only gonna get worse once she says "Yes". Then he's gonna become like Hideaki Anno and constantly tell everyone to touch grass because he's got a real life waifu.

 

[gaystoner]

You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong. If you were in Ralph's board or any other lolcow thread putting up this kind of dicksucking you'd be laughed off-site. I don't even dislike PPP, but this cult of personality around a closeted gay preacher is really a stain on the site.

Everything about this situation screams 'homosexual domestic' to me. I'm pretty sure the police filed this under domestic dispute.

I feel like I've done both. Laugh at PPP cause fat but I also really enjoy his breakdown of Fuentes...anyone that will attack Fuentes is enjoyable for me.

But I also post this cause it makes me laugh

Spoiler: PPP bringing us content

Also still skeptical of the guy who openly admitted the amount of drugs he's done...while also talking about schizo family history...while also approaching mid age...Then calling the cops while being strictly anti cop. Idk.