Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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3. Neither of them have ever indicated they've been in a relationship with any women
Surfer has repeatedly stated he used to live-in with a girlfriend, have sex constantly and recently revealed that he and friends, with PPP, had a black hooker try to get them to orgasm but the booze and, in Surfer's case, cocaine made it impossible.
4. They have absolutely zero hesitation in saying they love each other.
Weren't you the one who said that turning the subject of fraternity into homosexuality leads to a deficit in a man's life? It's not that they say they love each other. It's how often they are saying it that's funny to call gay.
If you have hesitation saying you love your friend, especially when you openly regard them as a brother, then there's something deeply wrong with you on a personal, if not psychological, level.

If you continually tell your buddy how much you love them then there's probably something wrong with you too lol
I'm sorry but they're probably gay and I've thought this way for a while.
PPP waxes his anus, dude. What do you think?
 
I kneel MY KING , MY MENCH , MY MASTER
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I'm so disappointed these faggots didn't come to blows. At least when Ethan spergs out he will without hesitation come barreling into a house gunt and fists swinging for the amusement of us all instead of just being passive aggressive and Canadian.
Don't know about that he sure as shit backed down when he streamed with those Irl retards
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Everytime you go in this thread you felted. What was it you used to say that the primary trait in lolcows were? That they never learn was it?
Josh buddy i have never seen someone so willingly display their issues. Get of the internet and get some real friends.

We got to be carfull tough boys if we are too mean Josh has got to take another "vaccation" to calm his nervs.

Pot kettle black.
Everyone is different bro, some guys don't like you being within a meter of them and some will tell you everything about themselves.
 
Why would PPP "sleep on the couch" when he has a bedroom that we've seen? Why doesn't he have a bed in his bedroom? Why can't these single men afford to have more than one bed in the apartment?

It's all very strange.
Have we seen his room? The latest bedroom tour was Surfer's.
 
Everyone is different bro, some guys don't like you being within a meter of them and some will tell you everything about themselves.
Well Josh kinda does in a roundabout way.
The daddy issues, the non working penis, not knowing anything about hanging out with your boys. A person does not need to explicit say something out loud to tell you something.
Its just clear when ever Josh talks about anything that he has very little experience with Irl stuff. Which is why hes drawn to charlatans like Dick, CRP, Rieketa. All of them have the same kind of pathological relationship grift.
 
Everytime you go in this thread you felted. What was it you used to say that the primary trait in lolcows were? That they never learn was it?
Josh buddy i have never seen someone so willingly display their issues. Get of the internet and get some real friends.

We got to be careful tough boys if we are too mean Josh has got to take another "vaccation" to calm his nervs.
You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong. If you were in Ralph's board or any other lolcow thread putting up this kind of dicksucking you'd be laughed off-site. I don't even dislike PPP, but this cult of personality around a closeted gay preacher is really a stain on the site.

Everything about this situation screams 'homosexual domestic' to me. I'm pretty sure the police filed this under domestic dispute.
 
  • PPP says movies aren't that important and the people complaining about them are grifters
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls him a football gambler
  • PPP gets triggered and calls Surfer a gambler too
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls PPP triggered
  • PPP gets triggered and says Surfer derails the streams and calls him a drunk
  • Surfer gets triggered and says he is the best part of the stream
  • PPP gets triggered and calls him delusional
  • Surfer gets triggered and calls PPP a child who shits on the seat
  • PPP gets triggered and calls him a shit cleaning bitch
  • Surfer gets triggered and ends the stream
  • Later at 5am (?) Surfer tries to force PPP to listen to shitty music for some reason
  • PPP gets triggered and gets in his face
  • Surfer gets scared and calls the cops like a bitch
  • Cops take Surfer away instead

I don't think this could have possibly have gone worse.
It's one of those rare times when listing it out is even funnier than watching it unfold
 
You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong. If you were in Ralph's board or any other lolcow thread putting up this kind of dicksucking you'd be laughed off-site. I don't even dislike PPP, but this cult of personality around a closeted gay preacher is really a stain on the site.

Everything about this situation screams 'homosexual domestic' to me. I'm pretty sure the police filed this under domestic dispute.
Why are you even bothering arguing with these tards? the moment anyone says anything different they attempt to dogpile you and then character assassinate you.
Just add POI tags to all these sleets and call it a day, you're wasting your tme.
 
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