Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

I watched the Sad Day stream before finishing the 4 hour one from the night before so initially only heard PPP's side but I feel like Surfer was just messing about and PPP kind of lost it at him. Given that PPP was convincing Surfer to drink in the Black Prostitute stream a few days ago I'm wondering how much of any poor behaviour has been mutually driven. I wonder why he rang the police- I would guess he was genuinely in fear whether that fear was justified or as a result of drink/paranoia. Either way I am sad about this.

Unless it's kayfabe in which case I would ask them not to play with my heart like this.

 

[misterduckford]

You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong. If you were in Ralph's board or any other lolcow thread putting up this kind of dicksucking you'd be laughed off-site. I don't even dislike PPP, but this cult of personality around a closeted gay preacher is really a stain on the site.

Everything about this situation screams 'homosexual domestic' to me. I'm pretty sure the police filed this under domestic dispute.

Maybe, but being too much of an underdeveloped pussy to say "I love you bro" is a pathology YOU should deal with and remains a separate issue. I gotta say you honestly surprised me with that shit take.

 

[A Logging Company]

I dunno, I'm of two minds. On one hand, Surfer's been getting more and more irritating over the last few months, and I was never a big fan to begin with (though I liked the little bit of texture he'd add into PPP's streams from time to time when he first started showing up on stream), so if he's not around it's no loss to me.

On the other hand, the ending of the stream and the cop call both seemed pretty rehearsed to me, and Surfer's postings in the chat this morning seemed like more of a joke than actual anger. Not sure what the endgame is other than maybe to bait out retards like Ralph and @Fslur not to mention the rest of us into getting sanctimonious or maybe just a kino pet project to see if they could fake a convincing drama.

In the end, PPP lies any time it seems like it'll turn out funny, so the only real way we'll know for sure is if PPP moves and Surfer doesn't exist in the vids anymore.

It's pretty good acting if this is fake. And PPP doesn't strike me to be the gambling type. But I would not put it past them.

Maybe, but being too much of an underdeveloped pussy to say "I love you bro" is a pathology YOU should deal with and remains a separate issue. I gotta say you honestly surprised me with that shit take.

It's okay to be gay bro.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

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also, notice how he finally names them instead of Voldemorting them?

I dislike how after so long since I last watched a killstream, The Gunt has fucking developed even more breathing issues where every phrase he spouts out, his lardass just wheezes and gasps loudly for air...

Makes it obnoxious to listen to and watch.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Agree. There is a lot of armchair psychology going on in here. Simple explanation is two guys approaching 30 locked in an apartment together slogging in a state of arrested development. They likely don't have many, if any irl friends. They don't have girlfriends. They don't have a future. They're on a hamster wheel trying to hold onto and rekindle the salad days so as to stand the other for another day. Pontificating about lolcows on a stream became another preoccupation. And as we've seen, the strain of their waning friendship seeped into the last thing keeping them friends. PPP should have moved out a long time ago. Alas. At the very least, we got to watch the climax. And that's what the Farms is all about.

Isn't PPP only 24? Their life style is pretty typical for a lot of 24 year olds.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

It's pretty good acting if this is fake. And PPP doesn't strike me to be the gambling type. But I would not put it past them.

PPP has done multiple gambling streams including just scratch cards and shit. I think Surfer was joking about the extent of it but PPP is definitely a 'sporting man'.

 

[Lunky]

On the other hand, the ending of the stream and the cop call both seemed pretty rehearsed to me, and Surfer's postings in the chat this morning seemed like more of a joke than actual anger. Not sure what the endgame is other than maybe to bait out retards like Ralph and @Fslur ||not to mention the rest of us|| into getting sanctimonious or maybe just a kino pet project to see if they could fake a convincing drama.

This could be a redo of the Godwinson/PPP Mother's tears kayfabe that happened last year, it would make sense considering how big PPP's channel has gotten as of late, (The Mother's tears drama was meant to cull his viewer base and this could very well be meant to do the same) but I don't really think this is on the same level. Surfer is probably just drunk skitzo that let his head get a little to big and PPP is a fat autist. sad.

 

[MoeChotto]

It's pretty good acting if this is fake. And PPP doesn't strike me to be the gambling type. But I would not put it past them.

It's okay to be gay bro.

PPP gambles all the time, there's a lot of videos where he talks about or gambles on sports on stream. As far as the acting goes, it's about as good as the Godwinson Breakup Era, which fooled a lot of people too.

I guess one more point towards "real" is that if PPP and Surfer were gonna fake a breakup, it's kinda weird that they'd make Surfer go out like such a massive faggot. But again, no idea.

 

[CookofDoom242]

maybe his on to something...

Proven right once again. RAND WON! RALPH WON! MIKE ENOCH WON! SURGER AND PPP FELTED. You alogs gunt guarded PPP and like a pajeet he cant even poo in the loo. That schizophrenic kike SURFER CALLED THE ZOGBOTS!

 

[A Logging Company]

Proven right once again. RAND WON! RALPH WON! MIKE ENOCH WON! SURGER AND PPP FELTED. YOU GUNT GUARDED PPP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENDED. HE CANT EVEN POO IN THE LOO AND KIKE SURFER CALLED THE ZOGBOTS LIKE A KIKE BITCH!

You left out Futa's winning.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

24 is approaching thirty. For devout Christians it isn't very normal at all.

Odd use of language, the overwhelming majority of people would not call 24 "approaching 30".

 

[Wünderkind]

I dunno, I'm of two minds. On one hand, Surfer's been getting more and more irritating over the last few months, and I was never a big fan to begin with (though I liked the little bit of texture he'd add into PPP's streams from time to time when he first started showing up on stream), so if he's not around it's no loss to me.

On the other hand, the ending of the stream and the cop call both seemed pretty rehearsed to me, and Surfer's postings in the chat this morning seemed like more of a joke than actual anger. Not sure what the endgame is other than maybe to bait out retards like Ralph and @Fslur not to mention the rest of us into getting sanctimonious or maybe just a kino pet project to see if they could fake a convincing drama.

In the end, PPP lies any time it seems like it'll turn out funny, so the only real way we'll know for sure is if PPP moves and Surfer doesn't exist in the vids anymore.

PPP never recording the cops in his apt which seems like it'd be the ultimate proof of surfer's hypocrisy and treachery really makes me doubt the whole thing, esp since these guys are lovers of kayfabe and have staged splits before such as the Godwinson and PPP "feud". We'll see how truthful this whole thing is in a couple of weeks' time when they'll probably grow bored of the act if there is one.

 

[Love Machine]

If we wanted to know if its real we could just find a police report. Unless you want to argue that they faked out the cops.

I watched the Sad Day stream before finishing the 4 hour one from the night before so initially only heard PPP's side but I feel like Surfer was just messing about and PPP kind of lost it at him. Given that PPP was convincing Surfer to drink in the Black Prostitute stream a few days ago I'm wondering how much of any poor behaviour has been mutually driven. I wonder why he rang the police- I would guess he was genuinely in fear whether that fear was justified or as a result of drink/paranoia. Either way I am sad about this.

Unless it's kayfabe in which case I would ask them not to play with my heart like this.

Its one thing to bring something up as a joke once an a while. But if youre going to try and clown someone over something multiple times in a short period, you obviously have some sort of problem with it. The whole thing with surfer is that he preaches but then immediately goes against it. He tells you video games are cringe, but 100% banjo a few months ago. Just shit like that.

 

[CookofDoom242]

You guys are just cringe. There's nothing that PPP can do wrong. If you were in Ralph's board or any other lolcow thread putting up this kind of dicksucking you'd be laughed off-site. I don't even dislike PPP, but this cult of personality around a closeted gay preacher is really a stain on the site.

Everything about this situation screams 'homosexual domestic' to me. I'm pretty sure the police filed this under domestic dispute.

Rand warned you about this. You should have fucking listened.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Fuck, Ralph got this victory lap given to him and still somehow manages to ruin it. He keeps rewinding to the same timestamp over and over for two seconds and his commentary is so mind numbingly boring. Most interesting thing so far is Ralph saying people should report PPP to the canadian police for 'threatening' Surfer.

For a guy who constantly humiliates himself, he should learn not to fly so close to the sun. It seems every time he thinks he's winning, danger is right around the corner.

Proven right once again. RAND WON! RALPH WON! MIKE ENOCH WON! SURGER AND PPP FELTED. YOU GUNT GUARDED PPP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENDED. HE CANT EVEN POO IN THE LOO AND KIKE SURFER CALLED THE ZOGBOTS LIKE A KIKE BITCH!

Take your meds, retard. Rand and Mike Enoch are both married to Jews. Wake up faggot.
Edit: And Ralph is engaged to a Jew that looks like a man.

 

[JewishCensorship]

whoa, bro, it's surfer's fault. he's a jerk for cooking for Ashton and paying all the bills. He deserves to be abused verbally and physically by this 350 lb manchild. Look at you pathetic PPP pussies disliking the truth. lol at the reddit downvotes. You guys support a thin-skinned faggot who freaked on his friend and wanted violence to happen because he pointed out his gambling addiction. you guys are niggers.

 

[arabianights]

Spoiler: RIP in pepperoni to the good times

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We are truly witnessing the end of days

Is this that song Surfer was torturing PPP with?

 

[Japs_eye]

I watched the Sad Day stream before finishing the 4 hour one from the night before so initially only heard PPP's side but I feel like Surfer was just messing about and PPP kind of lost it at him.

I don't know, I'm not trying to lick Ashton's gunt crease, but this whole thing just felt like a culmination of prior grievances. Bigger more underlying disagreements cause minor shit like that to get intensified. And surfer really just wouldn't drop it even when PPP was visibly annoyed.

 

[FFinfo]

Odd use of language, the overwhelming majority of people would not call 24 "approaching 30".

Not to mention in Canadastan they've been forced into spending all of years 23/24 or 22/23 in lockdowns where everybody's getting browbeaten into a lifestyle of arrested development.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

whoa, bro, it's surfer's fault. he's a jerk for cooking for Ashton and paying all the bills. He deserves to be abused verbally and physically by this 350 lb manchild.

Yes.