Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[arabianights]

NouTube account and would shitpost in the Cooking with Surfer live streams. Man, I laughed so hard because Surfer would always get a cheeky smile and say "Guess what's next guys? COOMIN' seeds!" Then he would shake coomin' seeds into the pan and lather everything in syrup.

There is something truly magical about the chemistry between Surfer and PPP. PPP is AMAZING at breaking down internet events and Surfer is an exciting unknown variable that never fails to entertain.

I hope this is just a temporary spat. I mean, there was a point where PPP had to escape to the bathroom while Surfer stabbed the door with a sword... They've been through worse, let's put it like that!

This is making me very sad. I really hope it's not over. I love you PPP and Surfer I don't care if Josh thinks it's gay. Ah fawk bud I'd eat dick to get you guys back together ahhh fawk bud

nobody cares abou tyour 'ironic' takes pedo org.
fuck off please
no wonder you so buddy buddy with mundane matt

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

I assumed surfer was the fat one

 

[GordonRameses]

Ralph treating their argument like his personal pornography

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

Do these dirty fucks just not pick up after themselves huh? What is it with so many people advising others online with politics, morals, wellbeing etc... yet not having their own lives in check? Well, at least it makes for good entertainment.

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Jesus, the picture on the left is almost as bad as my stepson's room, but not quite. I don't know how people live like that.

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

So Surfer was the reason why PPP had such a pink butthole?

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

I agree, and almost hate to admit it because politically I agree alot with surfer but he was clearly growing paranoid and manic like you said. I knew something was up because the last couple weeks the Surfer interruptions were more frequent and would derail PPP's train of thought. The smile PPP had when surfer would interrupt a year ago was turning into a scowl and the streams were becoming worse off for it. Ultimately this break up will be positive because I never watched for surfer

Surfers interuptions used to be short and snappy just a small sentance or a tounge and cheeck schizo thing. They also used to be pretty funny. In the baked streams he was even an active interested party and looked up timestamps. When he wasn't active he only used to interupt/rant when their was little to no content or when PPP started getting tilted. One of the most evident signs of his mentall decline is that hes unable to read and react to PPP like he used to do.

The big problem was his growing ego. With nights like yesterday were there was enough content for a 10 hour stream then you can't have 500 interuptions from surfer talking about the same old irrelevant schizo shit.

 

[arabianights]

Ralph's a victory lap live

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also, notice how he finally names them instead of Voldemorting them?

 

[Lunky]

The killstream coverage of this is lacking honestly, gets given a W on a silver plater and wastes it by mumbling about how PPPs gay ( seeing surfer call into the killstream will be Fun though). Sad situation all round but most likely for the better, surfer was dragging PPP's stream down as of late and this humbling will probably bring PPP back to the pre 2020 era. He even mentioned something similar to this a couple streams ago. Definitely more Kino to come, perhaps even the return of Godwinson to cover the breakup arch like he covered Gahool's sister and the even a transformation of surfer into a gunt gaurd.

 

[Fslur]

PPP can be a huge fag at times (the gayfabe pretending to like Ralph,

>pretending
The only pretending being done is PPP’s fans coping and calling it Kayfabe. Ppp is just as sensitive as Ralph. Blocks like Ralph, fat, thinks Josh should listen to him just like Ralph thought. Is physically abusive to people he is in relationships with...

People who were unironic Gunt fans just became fans of Gunt 2.0.

The biggest difference being Ppp can entertain his fans where as Ralph has to import a guest to do so. Ppp was very jealous of any positive attention Surfer would get. Envy is a deadly sin.

 

[Sammich]

The big problem was his growing ego. With nights like yesterday were there was enough content for a 10 hour stream then you can't have 500 interuptions from surfer talking about the same old irrelevant schizo shit.

I noticed Surfer was starting to shit talk folks in chat a bit more and more. I did like surfer, and i thought he added some comedy here and there, but his ego blew up so fucking big. I was watching the debate stream and noticed how he thought he was the center of attention.
I think that's the problem in a nutshell, he thought he was the only reason people were watching. Sad to see someone's ego blow up like that, but it happens a lot.

PPP should have addressed this off stream, but I'm not sure that would have worked either. PPP and Surfer both have some blame in this, but surfer calling the police is just such a coward's play. Dude felted his entire worldview by calling the cops on a "brother" like that.

 

[Japs_eye]

I'm not going to be internet psychiatrist and diagnose spergs off the snipets we see of their life. I'm just sad that we will never get back the kino of surfer sitting in PPP's sweat pool chair for at least the foreseeable future.

 

[greadered]

I have very close friends

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funniest part of the thread about 2 gay canadians playing in shit

 

[Sammich]

The only pretending being done is PPP’s fans coping and calling it Kayfabe. Ppp is just as sensitive as Ralph. Blocks like Ralph, fat, thinks Josh should listen to him just like Ralph thought. Is physically abusive to people he is in relationships with...


The biggest difference being Ppp can entertain his fans where as Ralph has to import a guest to do so. Ppp was very jealous of any positive attention Surfer would get. Envy is a deadly sin.

Of course the fat whore has to get her shots in. Never seen PPP block a single person in chat, but sure, go off queen.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Spoiler: RIP in pepperoni to the good times

We are truly witnessing the end of days

 

[LaurenLauren]

Guess we gound out why Surfer hates pagans so much, he wouldn't be able to survive in a world without turn the other cheek.

Less people will survive in the society that does not subscribe to that principle. No matter if you are a christian or not, the idea of turning the other cheek makes world safer place. Holding grudges aggregates conflicts, turning the other cheek diffuses them.

 

[Lunky]

Of course the fat whore has to get her shots in. Never seen PPP block a single person in chat, but sure, go off queen.

He literally banned me from his live chat lol, he usually gets sargoy to do it for him though.

 

[Garth]

I'm not going to be internet psychiatrist and diagnose spergs off the snipets we see of their life. I'm just sad that we will never get back the kino of surfer sitting in PPP's sweat pool chair for at least the foreseeable future.

Agree. There is a lot of armchair psychology going on in here. Simple explanation is two guys approaching 30 locked in an apartment together slogging in a state of arrested development. They likely don't have many, if any irl friends. They don't have girlfriends. They don't have a future. They're on a hamster wheel trying to hold onto and rekindle the salad days so as to stand the other for another day. Pontificating about lolcows on a stream became another preoccupation. And as we've seen, the strain of their waning friendship seeped into the last thing keeping them friends. PPP should have moved out a long time ago. Alas. At the very least, we got to watch the climax. And that's what the Farms is all about.

 

[Miragestallio]

Fuck, Ralph got this victory lap given to him and still somehow manages to ruin it. He keeps rewinding to the same timestamp over and over for two seconds and his commentary is so mind numbingly boring. Most interesting thing so far is Ralph saying people should report PPP to the canadian police for 'threatening' Surfer.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

Spoiler: RIP in pepperoni to the good times

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We are truly witnessing the end of days

playing this and the Gunt Reaction feeling actual feels.

i fell alseep to PPP and Surfer getting along fine.

 

[MoeChotto]

I dunno, I'm of two minds. On one hand, Surfer's been getting more and more irritating over the last few months, and I was never a big fan to begin with (though I liked the little bit of texture he'd add into PPP's streams from time to time when he first started showing up on stream), so if he's not around it's no loss to me.

On the other hand, the ending of the stream and the cop call both seemed pretty rehearsed to me, and Surfer's postings in the chat this morning seemed like more of a joke than actual anger. Not sure what the endgame is other than maybe to bait out retards like Ralph and @Fslur not to mention the rest of us into getting sanctimonious or maybe just a kino pet project to see if they could fake a convincing drama.

In the end, PPP lies any time it seems like it'll turn out funny, so the only real way we'll know for sure is if PPP moves and Surfer doesn't exist in the vids anymore.