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He sounds completely unhinged in this money rant, talking a mile a minute like he just snored a fat rail.

Also forgot to post this yesterday, Phil works hard

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HE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT HIS
SCHEDULE?!!

Mah god! Only trolls and legit tards can legit stand this endless babble.

Wasn’t there supposed to be a game played at some point?!?

EDIT: And now he’s shilling memberships.

Watching DSP is like watching some weird autistic mix of QWC and ugly artwork with occasionally some gameplay thrown in.
And I swear for about a week straight now he doesn't get to his plug segment till 3pm EST. but only tru fans care about his 2 hour prestreams. How many avenues does 1 man need to explain their gaming schedule ad nauseum.
 
"Guys I know, it's a rough day! It's gawd on his Ahnest troos here....

Norm Macadonald has just died and I got ZERO tips yet, AND we LOST 5 SUBS, it's almost like a TRIPLE WHAMMY!"

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That moment when you find out someone you liked died because someone was posting a mocking of Phil.
 
That moment when you find out someone you liked died because someone was posting a mocking of Phil.
Will it make you feel any better knowing it was kinda related because Phil (for god knows what reason) brought it up?

EDIT: And now he’s shitting on Dying Light because “it had too many bugs”

Were any of those bugs perhaps related to your gin addled reflexes and “input lahg” you fat prick?!!

Fuuuck, what a way to find out that DL2 is delayed. Was really looking forward to that one.

Fuck you DSP, and fuck you Techland you Polish fucking cabbage coders. ALL you needed to do was make a sequel. None of this “open world” bullshit.
 
When DSP was crying about the sony stream, that games dont have release date, I remember someone commented that "he just wants the date so he can cry how it doesnt fit his buy schedule".

FEW DAYS LATER

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God damn developers wanting to make their game better. Ugh....whats phil supposed to do now? What will fill the void?
 
(Ya know, it’s kinda crazy how some random trolls shitposting, on a regular basis can come up with better ideas for his “on demand video service and stream”
than Mr, Business school “I know what I’m doing” Burnell ever does.)


EDIT: Sorta related. But an oldie and goldie for sure!

Phil explains why direct capture is for brainless mahrons and not real gamers or something like that.


RIP Phil Burnell: Real gamer 2008-2013
He did everything correct, nothin’ he could do!
Two points: Phil should not take a deontological approach in any circumstance, and, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Blackwell weeps at PPB trying to "market" to his audience.
 
When DSP was crying about the sony stream, that games dont have release date, I remember someone commented that "he just wants the date so he can cry how it doesnt fit his buy schedule".

FEW DAYS LATER

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Yes Phil it's so that we don't another Cyberpunk 2077 fiasco. Remember how you bitched about that game, telling them they should have just waited till it was polished and ready.
 
Just thought of something funny, not only does this generally destroy regular engagement, he's now made it impossible for any of his tweets to go viral like they used to when he piglucked out once in awhile due to his bluecheck status. Isn't that by far the main way you get popular inside the ecosystem? I guess theoretically a retweet through one of his paypigs could get popular but they have the same pathetic reach and algorithmic status as any other average joe. And even if it somehow did would something this indirect benefit him? If you kill of your chance to get popular what is the point of Twitter?
 
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