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Another autistic, "single by choice", demisexual no life loser tipping Phil...


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Another MASSIVE begging segment + the sudden "discovery" of the obligatory behind-the-scenes tip before going on break.

"Tips are the WORST I've seen in a very long time!":
Boy you could really see the man behind the curtain fumbling on this one.
He said he didn't think to check for the Behind the Scenes tip. There has been a tip like this almost every single stream (except when he already hit the goal) and he suddenly forgot because he was distracted by the game. He didn't forget to beg, however.

Phil did not forget at all. He was trying to hold off on the Silent Bob tip today and leverage it, but his chat was calling out for him to check. His plan was likely to try and bait the gunnars from another paypig over the break because tips were so low, and then also read Silent Bob's when he got back so that he could cross the $80 mark, and bait a hat for the end of the stream. The only reason he didn't do this is because people now know and are asking in chat.

Then, he has the audacity to state that 'some people' (read: one person) started tipping behind the scenes after the StreamLabs ban and has just never stopped doing so.
There was a 3 month period where Phil retconned this and wouldn't acknowledge why there was no pop up for these tips, or would say he didn't know why they weren't triggering popups. He now casually explains that he has known this the whole time as though he had not spent several months flatly lying about it.

To circle back to where we started, if this has been the case for such a long time, why would you suddenly forget to check to see if there is one. You've done it every stream since the person started tipping like this.

Just insane the nonsense going on with these tips.
 
"The first tip in almost 2 hours".
SilentBob tipped you less than an hour ago.
Except that tip was sitting there for hours. So in Phil's mind, he can guilt his audience for not tipping in 2 hours, even though from their perspective, he just got a $37 tip.

Not a shred of conscience at work today.
 
And he didn't disclose this tip...why? Stuff like this is why nobody trusts him and tips are drying up. The entire concept of "behind the scenes" tips that he chooses whether or not to disclose is so fucking shady.
I remember when peepol used to think he was used in a money laundering scheme. And while that seems really far-fetched I can totally relate to people who thought that because everything about how he gets money, especially with those strangely consistent "behind-da-scenes" tips is just so extremely scummy, shady and scammy.
 
Another autistic, "single by choice", demisexual no life loser tipping Phil...


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Well, he may be an autistic faggot, but I agree with him on the importance on keeping your lunges clean.
Back straight let the power come from your thigh muscles, no where else!
 
Nice waste of money. We had our fun with the King of Negativity already lmao
What's really funny is that Phil genuinely doesn't understand why people don't bother sending in smaller tips when a whale has consistently swooped in at the last second to save a "slow stream" for like two years now.
Like he genuinely believes what's happening isn't as clear as it is. Why the fuck should Shubbiti Bubbiti tip $3 to help Phil reach $50 if he can save it because the other guy's tipping to cover $50 anyway?
 
What's really funny is that Phil genuinely doesn't understand why people don't bother sending in smaller tips when a whale has consistently swooped in at the last second to save a "slow stream" for like two years now.
Like he genuinely believes what's happening isn't as clear as it is. Why the fuck should Shubbiti Bubbiti tip $3 to help Phil reach $50 if he can save it because the other guy's tipping to cover $50 anyway?
Well, you've got dumb fucks like anshengforever who give him a couple bucks a day to tell him what boss he just beat in Dragon Quest or whatever the fuck he's playing. Jesus christ.
 
Another MASSIVE begging segment + the sudden "discovery" of the obligatory behind-the-scenes tip before going on break.

"Tips are the WORST I've seen in a very long time!":

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lol. The stall to think up a lie is priceless. Just tell them you want to be totally transparent and use stream elements Phail. No one else has an issue so their excuse fails as bad as you do.
 
What's really funny is that Phil genuinely doesn't understand why people don't bother sending in smaller tips when a whale has consistently swooped in at the last second to save a "slow stream" for like two years now.
Like he genuinely believes what's happening isn't as clear as it is. Why the fuck should Shubbiti Bubbiti tip $3 to help Phil reach $50 if he can save it because the other guy's tipping to cover $50 anyway?
Well because Shubbiti Bubbiti is enjoying Phil’s Khantent and therefore owes him money in Phil’s mind.

I posted a link today to Phil (back in the Youtube days) proudly banning a “shithead” who had admitted to the sin of watching Phil’s video with an (wait for it...) AD BLOCKER!!!

Phil explained how this really constituted stealing from him, since he gets paid from the ads, and would ban anyone else using an ad blocker.

It’s a rather simple matter in Phil’s autistic, gin soaked mind. If you watch his kahntent, you need to pay up!

You might also have noticed that Phil often uses phrasing like “I really don’t understand why tips are so low, In genuinely enjoying this game!”

I strongly suspect Phil is an undiagnosed autist somewhere on the spectrum, and combined with his narcissism, he genuinely doesn’t understand that the fact that HE enjoyed the game doesn’t mean that EVERYONE enjoyed the game. (Well, intelligent people anyways.)

In Phil’s mind: “I had fun” = “Everyone intelligent had fun” = YOU OWE HIM MONEY!

What the fack dood?! You had a good time and won’t contribute in a pahsitive way? That’s basically leaching and stealing from Phil!
 
Its starting to set in to him that his internet career is almost at the end of its run. Its why I think his shutting down every avenue to talk and bring up his career is dying to him. His narcissistic tendencies are not handling it well, his bringing up more walls to hide behind but his building them on sand.

He knows OIC is the only one left keeping him afloat and in his mind "this can't be true, you have 13 year LEAGCY! There has to be a silent majority out there!'. The more he tries to spin that narrative the more its blowing up in his face that he has no fans just people that ether hate watch/Laugh at him or use him to validate themselves through tipping him and getting notoriety on an obscure internet forum, O sorry and 2 or 3 derichs.

He must of had the thought of trying to work a normal job and it scared the living shit out of him (for multiple reasons) and we are seeing him cope super hard and ignore the impending guillotine above his internet career.

I hope the tard wrangler keeps tipping him. We are watching a narcissistic asshole squirm and its top tier shit. Hell we might even see him have a huge mental breakdown once the horse takes his condo and garnishes his money.
 
Before going on break DSP was complaining about low tips. Then he checked his paypal and SilentBob did a $37 tip "behind the scenes". How convenient.
Best part though was how he had just begged because tips were low while ignoring a behind the scenes tip.
Yeah he definitely isn't fabricating these behind da scenes tips. But rather hiding them when others aren't tipping to try to bait more tips. If these people (read: person) don't even show up to the streams, and certainly don't talk in the chat, I honestly wonder why he even announces the tips at all, instead of just thanking them behind the scenes and trying to milk more tips.

Another autistic, "single by choice", demisexual no life loser tipping Phil...
Felt a little stupid not knowing what a Demisexual was before a Google search. Still don't feel smart, but I don't feel bad about it either to be fair.
 
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