Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Xibakan]

https://odysee.com/@DrunkenSurfer:a Found this on there. Probably him.

https://odysee.com/@DrunkenSurfer:a here's his channel if anyone doesn't know it.

Just looking through the videos... he's certainly what was bringing the A game in PPP's videos and a true content creator.
For real though the only "good" content on there is just him harassing people IRL.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Don't be a fucking hero buddy, Don't be a fucking hero buddy... Are you fucking being serious!? Good old Canadian fighting words.

Other fighting words of Canada include:
Fucking goof
Fuck Face
Fucking clown
Look at this fucker being brave

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Don't be a fucking hero buddy, Don't be a fucking hero buddy... Are you fucking being serious!? Good old Canadian fighting words.

Other fighting words of Canada include:
Fucking goof
Fuck Face
Fucking clown
Look at this fucker being brave

Sounds like a real gong show

 

[FujiWuji]

It's all over, bros. Surfer has unfollowed PPP on twitter!


In other news, Surfer's odyssey smells like schizophrenia.

 

[PoNR]

Surfer should use this time to catch up on his backlog. He hasn't even read Culture of Critique yet. He should do a book review of Ride the Tiger. His Christian takes are very stale and are a source of arrogance. I'm not anti-Christian but he needs to broaden his horizons and humble himself. just my imo.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

My content isn't great, but PPP is a hanger on of a hanger on. He's only "relevant" because he makes fun of Ethan Ralph, when he's pretty much on the same level as him.
The only thing that PPP could do that would make anyone interested in his "content" would be a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest between him, EDP445 and Boogie.

You are boring and bland and produce nothing of value to society. At least PPP and surfer sell filters to elderly people.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Surfer should use this time to catch up on his backlog. He hasn't even read Culture of Critique yet. He should do a book review of Ride the Tiger. His Christian takes are very stale and are a source of arrogance. I'm not anti-Christian but he needs to broaden his horizons and humble himself. just my imo.

Mossad Mike should reach out and get surfer on to dunk on PPP. Get revenge for being exposed as Mossad Mike and the feltening he took last week going after Doyle

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Surfer's odyssey smells like schizophrenia.

I love the smell of schizophrenia in the morning... It smells like... Kino.

 

[UncleTeddy]

I really don't think Surfer should be streaming so soon after he was recorded calling the cops. Whatever his side of the story may be, he's lost a lot of credibility with those most supportive of him. Even a stream of straight up repentance wouldn't hold much water so soon.

 

[instythot]

Mossad Mike should reach out and get surfer on to dunk on PPP. Get revenge for being exposed as Mossad Mike and the feltening he took last week going after Doyle

I like the idea of a Surfer heel turn, but Mossad Mike does not need vengeance for an expose that came four and a half years late

 

[Crystal Golem]

Surfer needs to get every PPP adversary together for a stream cause that would be a massive trainwreck.

 

[Martial Autist]

Ironically, the situation would have been much more stable if PPP had been actively trying to gain an income from all of the streams and videos in order to be a better contributor to their shared living space and supplies.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Ironically, the situation would have been much more stable if PPP had been actively trying to gain an income from all of the streams and videos in order to be a better contributor to their shared living space and supplies.

Its possible but I don't think its a money thing. Rather its a respect thing and I have suspected over the past year or so , PPP has been having less respect for Surfer and Surfer has finally started to pick up on it.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ironically, the situation would have been much more stable if PPP had been actively trying to gain an income from all of the streams and videos in order to be a better contributor to their shared living space and supplies.

You have to admire the consistency of Surfer's anti-grifting stance. He could've hired a maid to come over once a week if they monetized the content. But he'd rather clean up shit than see his buddy reduced to that. What a mensch.

 

[instythot]

Surfer needs to get every PPP adversary together for a stream cause that would be a massive trainwreck.

Surfer needs to do just one episode of Shitting with Surfer to demonstrate to Ashton that it is entirely possible to get all of the poop into the bowl without using your hands

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ironically, the situation would have been much more stable if PPP had been actively trying to gain an income from all of the streams and videos in order to be a better contributor to their shared living space and supplies.

Imagine your bum roommate just inhaled another one of your lovingly prepared meals, begged for weed money, left another shit on the toilet and then goes online to lecture people about not making money from streaming. Then when he finally does get some money out of it he spends it on weed and a nintendo switch?

 

[Disheveled Human]

Doubt its the money, its 2 single men renting an apartment in Peterborough highly doubt their overhead is that expensive assuming both are working at least part time jobs.

 

[whateverusernem12]

1. How would you know what a waxed anus looks like?
2. Wasn’t one of your only close IRL friendships with Hotwheels, now an openly gay furry, in which you literally wiped his ass? You may want to tread lightly when tossing the fag card.

Are you serious? It's one thing to help an actually disabled person who physically struggles wiping their ass. It's a completely separate goalpost when it's an unemployed gunt in the making who can't be arsed to clean his literal shit.

 

[instythot]

Doubt its the money, its 2 single men renting an apartment in Peterborough highly doubt their overhead is that expensive assuming both are working at least part time jobs.

It's womanly feelings issues that they're each too scared to resolve with the other when it gets a bit uncomfortable

 

[Cow Poly]

Anyone who’s been following ppp for a long time could tell you this was coming. Anyone who’s been watching streams could see it brewing. Not Kayfabe