CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

[Bixby Snyder]

I like to think he will suffer but mostly him being retarded will get him a slap on the wrist. The best we can hope for is another prisoner finds out what he did and we see some ’street justice’.

 

[Bassomatic]

If weens are so happy to tress pass and all why don't one of you reddit faggots go spit on a cops shoe do a weekend at VRJ and shank Chris. I promise I'll totally give you mad reddit karma.

I suspect Chris is going to be in jail a very long time, even if he's skirting or lower charges he won't get bail so he's in jail till this "sorts out" if he's charged he's gotta do sentencing a trial maybe etc if nailed he might go to prison.

In event he's freed legally later this week he ain't going to 14BLC that's for sure. I can't see a court or judge letting him out homeless with his mental issues.

All that said I can't see him skirting this too much premeditated action and man he's hated locally this is a crime that's really unpleasant and he keeps commiting acts that damage public.

How Chris acts in court will be a good hint how jails effecting him.

 

[Tits Warrior]

If weens are so happy to tress pass and all why don't one of you reddit faggots go spit on a cops shoe do a weekend at VRJ and shank Chris. I promise I'll totally give you mad reddit karma.

I suspect Chris is going to be in jail a very long time, even if he's skirting or lower charges he won't get bail so he's in jail till this "sorts out" if he's charged he's gotta do sentencing a trial maybe etc if nailed he might go to prison.

In event he's freed legally later this week he ain't going to 14BLC that's for sure. I can't see a court or judge letting him out homeless with his mental issues.

All that said I can't see him skirting this too much premeditated action and man he's hated locally this is a crime that's really unpleasant and he keeps commiting acts that damage public.

How Chris acts in court will be a good hint how jails effecting him.

I cannot fucking wait. Less than 48 hours from now, we will hear description of Chris' sweet suffering.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

How Chris acts in court will be a good hint how jails effecting him.

Agreed. In some ways, this is the first time in Chris's life that he hasn't been able to at least partially weasel out of the consequences of his actions. I just hope he doesn't do anything stupid in court. Like, hopefully he doesn't interrupt proceedings in a vain attempt to convince the judge to let him go home, or something like that.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Agreed. In some ways, this is the first time in Chris's life that he hasn't been able to at least partially weasel out of the consequences of his actions. I just hope he doesn't do anything stupid in court. Like, hopefully he doesn't interrupt proceedings in a vain attempt to convince the judge to let him go home, or something like that.

That's my bet of what's going to go down.

I'm no lawyer but the best outcome for Chris would probably be involuntary psych hospital residency, with therapists/psychologists/psychiatrists/the goddamn pope/whatever to help him towards what may bass as normalcy.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I cannot fucking wait. Less than 48 hours from now, we will hear description of Chris' sweet suffering.

LOL, I'm sure I will wake up to the news that all the charges were thrown out on some technicality, and he's waddling around Ruckersville all smug and HMMPH!, shoveling fast food into his maw, going on a toy shopping spree, like he just was freed from some huge injustice.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

That's my bet of what's going to go down.

Ever since the whole mother-raping thing, I've stopped trying to anticipate Chris's behavior. I can imagine him shouting at the judge, "They put me in jail for no reason!!! I'm innocent!!!" but I can also imagine him bursting into totally incoherent nonsense, or trying to attack someone, or just sitting silently throughout. I really couldn't guess.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Ever since the whole mother-raping thing, I've stopped trying to anticipate Chris's behavior. I can imagine him shouting at the judge, "They put me in jail for no reason!!! I'm innocent!!!" but I can also imagine him bursting into totally incoherent nonsense, or trying to attack someone, or just sitting silently throughout. I really couldn't guess.

well he does try to squirm out of any and all bad situations he's in, and to him the judge may be his only ticket out, so he could try to plead for his freedom somehow

 

[Andrew Neiman]

well he does try to squirm out of any and all bad situations he's in, and to him the judge may be his only ticket out, so he could try to plead for his freedom somehow

That's true. On the other hand, this is a fundamentally new experience for Chris, so it might provoke unusual (by Chris standards) behavior. Maybe the irrepressible Sonichu spirit will drive him to derail everything by making a spectacle, or maybe he'll be so traumatized by a month in jail that he'll be unable to assert himself. Or maybe a shouty, 300-pound man with a GoPro on his head will run into the courtroom and interrupt proceedings. I guess we'll know soon enough.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

That's true. On the other hand, this is a fundamentally new experience for Chris, so it might provoke unusual (by Chris standards) behavior. Maybe the irrepressible Sonichu spirit will drive him to derail everything by making a spectacle, or maybe he'll be so traumatized by a month in jail that he'll be unable to assert himself. Or maybe a shouty, 300-pound man with a GoPro on his head will run into the courtroom and interrupt proceedings. I guess we'll know soon enough.

I'm half expecting him to try to force the dimensional merge to come in the middle of the court proceedings and then he'll shit his pants in the middle of it from the sheer effort to bring ruin upon our world. He's fucked lmao

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Honestly surprised no one decided to do this

its been an entire month with no one giving us reports on him. he could anything from completely catatonic to near-normal. its the first time since high school he's had a half dozen tard wranglers around to tell him what to do. there has to be someone a-loggy enough to do it.

If any ween was stupid enough to try and reenact the movie with them and Chris thinking they could manipulate Chris then they would deserve whatever Hell they got themselves into. Chris is either going into a special wing of the prison or PC, so unless a ween wants to get charged as a sex offender, they and Chris will be doing time separate. Even if said ween did up in the same block/unit as Chris do you really think Chris will listen to some male JERK trying to give him, (bad), advice on how to survive prison? Chris only really listens and takes advice from women because of his screwed-up upbringing. The only time he really takes advice from men is if they're pretending to be girls over the internet. Anyone who gets themselves intentionally arrested to get locked up with Chris to troll him is going to spend it getting well acquainted with their cellmate Bubba while Chris will be bouncing up and down in his cell imagining he is in CWCvile.

 

[Buck Mullet]

My guess is after six weeks of incarceration Chris will be a shell of his usual smug, self entitled self. A meek "yes" or "no" is all he'll squeak out during his hearing on Thursday, he has to be broken by now. If Chris pouts and acts out in court I'll be shocked. His previous appearances weren't after being locked up for so long, he had his fuck mommy with him, and his toys and pony cartoons were waiting for him at home. Hopefully he's gotten used to the jail routine and having to interact with people in a normal and respectful way unless you want your wig split or meager privileges taken away has been some kind of positive reinforcement. He's gonna need all the rehabilitation the system can provide, whatever the outcome is he's likely never going to be allowed to live at 14b again and have to register as a sex offender for the foreseeable future. Like Barb, Chris is fucked.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I cannot fucking wait. Less than 48 hours from now, we will hear description of Chris' sweet suffering.

It will be more like Chris' coddling. They'll probably even give him a referral to pick up a child bride from Afghanistan instead of raping Barb.

My guess is after six weeks of incarceration Chris will be a shell of his usual smug, self entitled self. A meek "yes" or "no" is all he'll squeak out during his hearing on Thursday, he has to be broken by now. If Chris pouts and acts out in court I'll be shocked. His previous appearances weren't after being locked up for so long, he had his fuck mommy with him, and his toys and pony cartoons were waiting for him at home. Hopefully he's gotten used to the jail routine and having to interact with people in a normal and respectful way unless you want your wig split or meager privileges taken away had been some kind of positive reinforcement. He's gonna need all the rehabilitation the system can provide, whatever the outcome is he's likely never going to be allowed to live at 14b again and have to register as a sex offender for the foreseeable future. Like Barb, Chris is fucked.

Personality is fixed.

 

[Buck Mullet]

It will be more like Chris' coddling. They'll probably even give him a referral to pick up a child bride from Afghanistan instead of raping Barb.




Personality is fixed.

After six weeks without Mommy Dearest, no one indulging his bullshit, the internet, cartoons, vidya, toys, and junk food, we'll see Chris' personality is what it's always diluted to, taking the path of least resistance when faced with stark reality. He may have spent the first few days sperging about the merge and Sonichu, but this length of time has to have broken the teflon tard to some degree by now.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

After six weeks without Mommy Dearest, no one indulging his bullshit, the internet, cartoons, vidya, toys, and junk food, we'll see Chris' personality is what it's always diluted to, taking the path of least resistance when faced with stark reality. He may have spent the first few days sperging about the merge and Sonichu, but this length of time has to have broken the teflon tard to some degree by now.

You're really, really underestimating how stubborn and clueless he is. Just look at his last run ins with the law and his stay in jail.

 

[Thomas Highway]

The legal system will force Chris to accept reality. It will be like 30 years of life lessons taught in a month or two.

He will be broken and he will not go to prison.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

My guess is after six weeks of incarceration Chris will be a shell of his usual smug, self entitled self. A meek "yes" or "no" is all he'll squeak out during his hearing on Thursday, he has to be broken by now. If Chris pouts and acts out in court I'll be shocked. His previous appearances weren't after being locked up for so long, he had his fuck mommy with him, and his toys and pony cartoons were waiting for him at home. Hopefully he's gotten used to the jail routine and having to interact with people in a normal and respectful way unless you want your wig split or meager privileges taken away has been some kind of positive reinforcement. He's gonna need all the rehabilitation the system can provide, whatever the outcome is he's likely never going to be allowed to live at 14b again and have to register as a sex offender for the foreseeable future. Like Barb, Chris is fucked.

Not sure why people are disagreeing with you; maybe they're just hoping for another spergout. At this point, I think we need to give up on predicting what Chris will do. Either way, I'm hoping for details.

BTW, the threat of privileges being taken away is the threat of negative punishment, it's not positive reinforcement.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Agreed. In some ways, this is the first time in Chris's life that he hasn't been able to at least partially weasel out of the consequences of his actions. I just hope he doesn't do anything stupid in court. Like, hopefully he doesn't interrupt proceedings in a vain attempt to convince the judge to let him go home, or something like that.

Chris will inevitably speak to/as Sonichu and curse ye ha me ha the judge

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The legal system will force Chris to accept reality. It will be like 30 years of life lessons taught in a month or two.

He will be broken and he will not go to prison.

This is the extent of it, "You say that you're not a rapist, but your mother's vagina looked like a foot that stepped in a land mine, and she said, 'no'.

Chris: "It was Consenchual!"

 

[Thomas Highway]

This is the extent of it, "You say that you're not a rapist, but your mother's vagina looked like a foot that stepped in a land mine, and she said, 'no'.

Chris: "It was Consenchual!"

Chris will not go to prison, nor will he be sent to a tard home.

These things cost money.

He will be released to wander a scary new world, without the former comforts of home. That is probably worse.