Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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I can imagine Dobbles going into a kindergarden class (maybe his mommy lined up a gig teaching cartooning to children, I don't know it's theoretical it doesn't have to make total sense) and some kid calls him a doo doo head and he instantly falls over sobbing uncontrollably
PTSD 2.0
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
I think he gets away with it on Splatoon because he's bad, but not so bad he causes his team to lose. He's just kind of the idiot running around doing his own thing instead of working with the team. Mario Maker though... I think he earnestly thinks he's good at it and his levels should earn him some level of accolade. The problem is he wants to make stupid gimmicky levels instead of interesting, challenging ones.
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Don't get me even started on his whole Mario Maker sperging. Like, really? He already has a creative venue that people are expecting him to tent to (if he ever expects for people to take his Patreon seriously), but instead he is wasting time making stupid levels on a creation tool in hopes of what? Discover that he is a secret savant level designer when he is not even known to have done any sort of level design or mod creation on other games?

I don't know how many times I've heard stories of passionate, dedicated people making level designs and mods of popular games of such quality that these same people end up being hired by big companies that were impressed by their work. Dobson is not that kind of passionate person, I don't know what the hell is he trying to accomplish beyond further procrastinating his Patreon work.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
He's projecting his PTSD on fictional characters.

Peridot was in a robot suit the whole time, I fucking knew it
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The towel is wet with water, after all.

Indeed. She is also much smaller without them. Like just a bit taller than Steven.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
I have no idea what this show is about, but if someone who can be described as a villain is terrified of a rolled up towel in a bathroom, they're a straight up pussy not worthy of empathy.
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Peridot's been trying to kill the main cast for half a season. This episode reveals her to be powerless and know nothing about human customs, which is funny in the context of the show. Too bad exceptional Dobson cant see that.
 
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Orca Winfrey said:
One would think he'd ally with it what with the untold amount of sweat he probably produces from the strenuous act of breathing alone.
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As I recall, when he got sprayed in the face, he said the water mixed with his sweat and made a horrible smell that triggered him really bad.

I'm serious.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Ughhhhhh....


Villian completely depowered in the middle of the heroes's base surrounded by things that they have no idea what they are or do = abused.

I can't even.
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I think in Dobson's mind, abuse is only to be condemned if it is on a female. Even if said abuse is non-existent.

I think this might be my favorite episode yet. Peridot is such a cute slice of angry lime pie!
 
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Dobby gets triggered by fucking everything.

Children mocking him on his Wii U
People with different opinions
Hanukkah
Andrew Chesworth
White people
Males
Art critiques
Deviant art
Misc Twitter users
Religion
Not getting noticed by Wu/Sarkeesian
Loud atheists
Conservatives
Warm weather
Lack of mcnuggets
Water
His own sweat
Hard Work
Masculine men
MGS V
People who don't pander to him
Kojima in general
Bullies in kindergarten
Bullies in primary/high-school
Bullies in College who didn't like his work
'CyberBullies'
Cyber violence (lol)
People who don't care about harry potter
Airport duties.

The list is endless
 
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JustSomeFella said:
I wish we had more current pictures of Dobson. It's obvious the last few years haven't been kind to him.
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I guess this comes pretty close:
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So how long will it take for Dobson to go MtF? Considering that he hates men and other great lolcows like ADF and Chris have already gone down that route. I can totally see him convincing himself that he always been a woman.

As for Steven Universe, I haven't watched in a while but from I remember, Peridot is a villain and not a very sympathetic one at that, so unless she had some major character development recently that I'm not aware of, it seems pretty odd (but hilarious) that Dobson is responding the way that he is, even though he's the ultimate white knight.
 
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