Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[FK 635]

I figured the "Peridot thinks everything is a weapon" bit was just a fucking joke (a pretty funny one, too, imo) that wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Thank you, Dobbers, for opening my eyes to this possible-headcannon-past-abuse-ptsd-bullshit theory!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Orca Winfrey]

As I recall, when he got sprayed in the face, he said the water mixed with his sweat and made a horrible smell that triggered him really bad.

I'm serious.

Fuck me, I forgot about that.

 

[Count groudon]

Lol, it's like when a kid tells his friend that he likes a girl and his friend tries to tell her. Only Dobby is in his 30s and has no friends.

 

[Orca Winfrey]

"Relationship" being subjective here...

 

[Plok]

What does he actually want out of sucking up to Brianna Wu all the time? Even if she did notice him, and somehow cared about his shit, what difference would it even make?

 

[Kabobs]

Are these the 9 years old, I wonder?

 

[MrsFrizzle]

What does he actually want out of sucking up to Brianna Wu all the time? Even if she did notice him, and somehow cared about his shit, what difference would it even make?

Presumably she has some professional connections he could benefit from? Her husband must, in any case.

I also think Dobbles thinks it would make him cooler to have a trans friend. Which, I think BWu is an extraordinarily tiresome and self-important person, but nobody deserves to be Dobby's token friend.

 

[Tailypo]

So...Dobson is now getting offended by what a bunch of kids are saying?

Jesus, he's mentally reverted back into a child. It all makes sense now.

 

[skeletonfucker]

He's pretty much like "please leave me and my waifu alone", very whiny and defensive.
It's like he's saying that his ass-kissing of Wu is not allowed to be commented on by others or something. Like it's private.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

When someone on Twitter has you blocked, can they still see tweets they're tagged in?

 

[AnOminous]

I can imagine Dobbles going into a kindergarden class (maybe his mommy lined up a gig teaching cartooning to children, I don't know it's theoretical it doesn't have to make total sense) and some kid calls him a doo doo head and he instantly falls over sobbing uncontrollably
PTSD 2.0

Society is doomed because pussies like Dobson are not left out on a mountainside in winter as newborns.

 

[millais]

Since Dobson is still living in the Minneapolis area, I'm surprised he didn't attend Wu's recent "speaking event" at MCAD, Dobson's old alma mater.

 

[telltaletwix]

Ughhhhhh....


Villian completely depowered in the middle of the heroes's base surrounded by things that they have no idea what they are or do = abused.

I can't even.

This isn't even his own observation. Earlier he had retweeted a tweet containing a link to this review: http://www.themarysue.com/steven-universe-recap-catch-and-release/
The dude is nothing but an echo chamber, he doesn't even think for himself, nor do I believe he would have been able to comprehend the nuances of her portrayal and what they implied without having it written out in plain English for him.
This reminds me of when he retweeted something from Jimquisition and then went on his Quiet tirade copying the exact writing format Jimquisition had tweeted with. Dobson's a photocopier running low on toner, making blurred, faded copies of everything that's lain on the foggy glass of his mind.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Dobby makes me want to go 100% straight and bang every Chazz Thundercock I see
How sad is that?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson doesn't know how to save.

 

[millais]

Any idea what he is working on?

 

[Zvantastika]

Any idea what he is working on?

I'm pretty sure it's just an excuse to "that's why I didn't upload anything to my Patreon in the last month, outages"

Which now that I think of it, it still sounds odd, I mean, how the fuck does 15 seconds of internet outage would fuck up 18 hours of anything?, was he uploading a 5 gb video at 56kbps or something?.
Maybe someone can shed some light here, does any art program will close on itself and say "fuck you, since you don't have internet I'll just close myself and don't save your work"?

 

[millais]

I was guessing he might have been working on one of those Mario levels and the program on his console doesn't have an autosave function.

 

[Tailypo]

Dobson doesn't know how to save.

The way this tweet is written implies that he's been working on something for 18 hours straight without saving it once. What the hell is he working on that requires that many hours, and what kind of idiot doesn't even bother to save their work during that timeframe?

Don't blame Comcast for your stupidity, Dobson.