Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[A Man on Fire]

I'm really not sure Surfer is in an actual mental decline. I think that he just started drinking and smoking weed more heavily. He was always retarded, even on the early streams. The only difference between early Surfer and the Surfer of today is a slurred speech pattern and slow thought formation: both symptoms of being drunk and higher than bat pussy. In last night's stream he seemed more lucid than he had in months, so I think his 'mental health decline' was just him drinking and smoking way more than he should.

Agree. I’d say Surfer has a pretty low IQ and weed/alcohol contributes to his retardation.

 

[All becomes gunt]

The truth of the matter is noone should trust anything that comes out of the mouth of Surfer. Snitches are disingenuous creatures.

 

[GordonRameses]

The truth of the matter is noone should trust anything that comes out of the mouth of Surfer. Snitches are disingenuous creatures.

Compare the two aftermath streams. PPP gave a brief rundown of what happened and kept the details relevant to the situation itself meanwhile Surfer goes on a tear driven spiel about every morbid detail of Ashton's personal life from his family/relationships to job history and even implying he's a fed because his uncle was a spook or something. Surfer's kike genes have taken him over completely, either that or he just revealed his power level. One thing for certain is that he secured his Israeli citizenship over making that stream.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Tell me about PPP! Why does he where the mask?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

The truth of the matter is noone should trust anything that comes out of the mouth of Surfer. Snitches are disingenuous creatures.

by nature, the snitch looks after themselves. this makes information they provide interesting, but it always requires verification.

 

[Ulkesh]

Tell me about PPP! Why does he where the mask?
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*you’re a big gay

 

[The Megalodon]

Canadian Sperg Status: Felted.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I have very close friends but I would never tell them I love them because that's REALLY gay.

It's no wonder americans kill themselves left and right when you can't even say I love you to your bro without being called a faggot for it.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

It's weird seeing so many people decry Ashton confronting Surfer in a physical manner during their last stream

- The guy spent a couple of hours needling his friend in front of a crowd (Livestream audience instead of real people but whatever)
- Several times he hugged Ashton saying 'Don't be mad bro you know I love you' (This is a condescending power play and kind of fucking gay)
- He told PPP that he was his Daddy and 'whos gonna take care of you without me bro' as the argument escalated (Not to mention the poopoo cleaining)

If you do this kind of shit to another man, you're asking for an ass kicking. If the guy getting humiliated by this does nothing, then they look like a bitch. This stuff isn't hard to understand

All of the manic livestreams and crying about losing a friend afterwards is unforgivably gay, holy shit. Hopefully this makes Ralph overconfident enough to finally confront PPP on a livestream but we know that will never happen

I would have thrown a haymaker to make some sweet, sweet chin music then DDT his grandma.

 

[SS sonicwaffen]

Compare the two aftermath streams. PPP gave a brief rundown of what happened and kept the details relevant to the situation itself meanwhile Surfer goes on a tear driven spiel about every morbid detail of Ashton's personal life from his family/relationships to job history and even implying he's a fed because his uncle was a spook or something. Surfer's kike genes have taken him over completely, either that or he just revealed his power level. One thing for certain is that he secured his Israeli citizenship over making that stream.

The irony is calling the fuzz was digging the grave but dishing out all the dirt was the the final nail in the coffin, whatever chance they have of settling their differences it's going to leave PPP in a awkward position between mending the friendship or his z-celeb clout which despite threatening to quit streaming PPP cares about. Leo pirate as insufferable as he is got excommunicated for a snaking orders of magnitude smaller compared to what surfer just did.

 

[Mr. Hedgehog]

Compare the two aftermath streams. PPP gave a brief rundown of what happened and kept the details relevant to the situation itself meanwhile Surfer goes on a tear driven spiel about every morbid detail of Ashton's personal life from his family/relationships to job history and even implying he's a fed because his uncle was a spook or something. Surfer's kike genes have taken him over completely, either that or he just revealed his power level. One thing for certain is that he secured his Israeli citizenship over making that stream.

Does sound like he needs rehab. There are some somewhat worrying similarities with the Gunt. If he does have issues with Ashton I see no reason to act like this on stream, just tell him you won't clean his shit and agree to separate. I mean we all have arguments with friends and even roommates, but few feel like wasting a cop's time over it.

 

[BSV]

is this a way of coping or something? What is the big reveal and the things you don't belive? It's sort of sad that surfer called the police on his friend. But let us get real for a minute. PPP filmed his friend calling the police on him, and managed to film the absolute mess of a house they lived together in at the same time. What good did he think that would achieve? He was the one that had to leave also.

You don't have to belive surfer to see PPP is in a messed up situation at the moment.

 

[ImJustHereForShoeJosh]

It's weird seeing so many people decry Ashton confronting Surfer in a physical manner during their last stream

- The guy spent a couple of hours needling his friend in front of a crowd (Livestream audience instead of real people but whatever)
- Several times he hugged Ashton saying 'Don't be mad bro you know I love you' (This is a condescending power play and kind of fucking gay)
- He told PPP that he was his Daddy and 'whos gonna take care of you without me bro' as the argument escalated (Not to mention the poopoo cleaining)

If you do this kind of shit to another man, you're asking for an ass kicking. If the guy getting humiliated by this does nothing, then they look like a bitch. This stuff isn't hard to understand

All of the manic livestreams and crying about losing a friend afterwards is unforgivably gay, holy shit. Hopefully this makes Ralph overconfident enough to finally confront PPP on a livestream but we know that will never happen

Agreed on the ass kicking part. Honestly this is one of those things where if a good buddy of mine did it in private I could see things escalating to a scuffle and once all was said and done fighting wise shaking hands and trying to make peace but the issue is you don't say the sort of shit that was said with others around.

If Surfer had issues cleaning shit off the toilet (Which anyone who is sane of mind should have issues with) you deal with that shit (no pun intended) in private because it makes both of you look bad just like how PPP said in response "so you clean up my shit like a bitch" There was nothing to gain from that cause while it makes PPP look like a disgusting fat slob, it also makes Surfer look like a clean it up cuck/bitch.

If someone said this about me in front of a few people I'd be tempted to beat the fuck out of them for that sort of disrespect, let alone on a live stream being broadcasted to thousands and being permanently archived for the world to see. Imagine someone saying they're your daddy to disrespect and demean you on national television. Nobody would let that shit fly, and while they might not have the reach of a mainstream channel the fact that this is now cemented in history is the same.

PPP will forever be known as the guy who can't clean up his own shit off the toilet and Surfer will be known as the guy who cleaned it up for him willfully.

 

[Instapot]

is this a way of coping or something? What is the big reveal and the things you don't belive? It's sort of sad that surfer called the police on his friend. But let us get real for a minute. PPP filmed his friend calling the police on him, and managed to film the absolute mess of a house they lived together in at the same time. What good did he think that would achieve? He was the one that had to leave also.

You don't have to belive surfer to see PPP is in a messed up situation at the moment.

They stream from their dirty ass house all the time, so that's a pretty dumb hot take. Also all I needed to know was who was going to snake to Ralph first. So calling the cops, belittling his BFF, and gunt licking is enough for me to say that surfer is a faggot.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

It's weird seeing so many people decry Ashton confronting Surfer in a physical manner during their last stream

- The guy spent a couple of hours needling his friend in front of a crowd (Livestream audience instead of real people but whatever)
- Several times he hugged Ashton saying 'Don't be mad bro you know I love you' (This is a condescending power play and kind of fucking gay)
- He told PPP that he was his Daddy and 'whos gonna take care of you without me bro' as the argument escalated (Not to mention the poopoo cleaining)

If you do this kind of shit to another man, you're asking for an ass kicking. If the guy getting humiliated by this does nothing, then they look like a bitch. This stuff isn't hard to understand

All of the manic livestreams and crying about losing a friend afterwards is unforgivably gay, holy shit. Hopefully this makes Ralph overconfident enough to finally confront PPP on a livestream but we know that will never happen

There seems to be a lot of people here who are scared of physical confrontation look sometimes you have to fight when your a man. If you talk shit you get hit.

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from the "a sad day" stream, referring presumably to surfer.

Says the guy who was scared of posting a picture of his scale cause the cia might dox his floortiles or whatever the fuck. Of all People Josh might be the only one who has as schizo takes as surfer. Josh also says that you shouldn't invite your family to christmas/thanksgiving if they are federal workers or cops cause according to his liberterian mind all cops are evil.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

BERNARD CRIBBINS - 'Gossip Calypso' - 1962

After the success of 'Folk', 'Hole' and 'Fred', Mr C's fourth and last chart visit

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[vulg]

https://archive.md/fr6QD

Spoiler: Archive

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lol he's whisper screaming throughout the video.

in case you needed reminded he's living with his family again

he can no longer autistically screech within his own home unless he wants an alcoholic beatdown

 

[Desktop User2]

If you do this kind of shit to another man, you're asking for an ass kicking. If the guy getting humiliated by this does nothing, then they look like a bitch. This stuff isn't hard to understand

100% negroid.

 

[stupid orc]

did anyone archive the surfer stream? missed some of it because i have to get up in the morning unlike these cunts.

 

[BSV]

They stream from their dirty ass house all the time, so that's a pretty dumb hot take. Also all I needed to know was who was going to snake to Ralph first. So calling the cops, belittling his BFF, and gunt licking is enough for me to say that surfer is a faggot.

A hot take? The facts is that PPP is a unemployed fat man with questionable hygiene that have been living on his friend couch. And got kicked out. That is obviously not an ideal situation. Do you have anything to offer to suggest that is wrong?