Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

lol he's whisper screaming throughout the video.

in case you needed reminded he's living with his family again

he can no longer autistically screech within his own home unless he wants an alcoholic beatdown

Looks like a hotel to me?

Also has mersh jumped on this content train for nightwave. Would be rich to hear him call out PPP for sleeping on surfers couch when he himself spent 10 years on Rico’s couch

 

[Perspicacity]

A hot take? The facts is that PPP is a unemployed fat man with questionable hygiene that have been living on his friend couch. And got kicked out. That is obviously not an ideal situation. Do you have anything to offer to suggest that is wrong?

Just some stuff I thought I'd throw out.

1. Surfer keeps the house incredibly clean, even Godwinson told me about this when he was over there.
2. The shit in the hallway by the front door was all PPP's shit he put there to move out in the morning.
3. Work dried up for them after the first lockdown (Canada is still on lockdown)

 

[Ulkesh]

lol he's whisper screaming throughout the video.

in case you needed reminded he's living with his family again

he can no longer autistically screech within his own home unless he wants an alcoholic beatdown

Pretty sure he said he moved in with his brother. Didn’t Surfer say “his brother will be his caretaker now” too?

 

[AltisticRight]

If you do this kind of shit to another man, you're asking for an ass kicking. If the guy getting humiliated by this does nothing, then they look like a bitch. This stuff isn't hard to understand

All of the manic livestreams and crying about losing a friend afterwards is unforgivably gay, holy shit. Hopefully this makes Ralph overconfident enough to finally confront PPP on a livestream but we know that will never happen

I'm sorry but this is tryhard nigger logic.
Let emotions and anger escalate to violence is neither trad, Christian, nor White. It's not like Surfer insulted his mum or fucked his girlfriend (oh this simile didn't work well), both which would probably justify a beating.

But yes, calling the cops on one's friend is gay as fucking shit.

Just some stuff I thought I'd throw out.

1. Surfer keeps the house incredibly clean, even Godwinson told me about this when he was over there.
2. The shit in the hallway by the front door was all PPP's shit he put there to move out in the morning.
3. Work dried up for them after the first lockdown (Canada is still on lockdown)

So who do you believe more in this case? You don't have to answer this since you consider them as "friends".

I find it difficult, and it's not because PPP threw shade at me in his earlier stream regarding a stupid Faith simp joke I made over her disproval of lolicon. If he actually has assburgers, I can understand how that wasn't a joke to him.

Anyway. Calling the cops is obviously gay but PPP's sperging in Surfer's chat makes me think there's lots of truths to Surfer's claim and PPP was only focusing on the claims he can factually disprove and sprinkling some of his own spins to it.

I'll be a faggot fence sitter and see how this plays out. I was looking forward to that Fuentes update, looks like it won't happen anymore.

 

[Angry Shoes]

lol he's whisper screaming throughout the video.

in case you needed reminded he's living with his family again

he can no longer autistically screech within his own home unless he wants an alcoholic beatdown

I can't imagine how happy Surfer's neighbors are right now.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Just some stuff I thought I'd throw out.

1. Surfer keeps the house incredibly clean, even Godwinson told me about this when he was over there.
2. The shit in the hallway by the front door was all PPP's shit he put there to move out in the morning.
3. Work dried up for them after the first lockdown (Canada is still on lockdown)

Do you have any insight on the Godwinson heelturn? It sounded like he was in full snake mode calling into one of Ralph's shows with that voicebox. Really disappointing stuff considering the great content these 3 have made together.

I was thinking about it and the last time I remember laughing at something Surfer said was during the Chaggot interview. He advised Dylan to crush up his anti-depressants, sprinkle over tobacco and smoke out of a pipe. Hard to believe that was only a few months ago.

 

[Fuscateob]

It's kind of sad to me that Null doesn't understand the concept of fraternal love, idk why that stands out to me so much

 

[BSV]

Just some stuff I thought I'd throw out.

1. Surfer keeps the house incredibly clean, even Godwinson told me about this when he was over there.
2. The shit in the hallway by the front door was all PPP's shit he put there to move out in the morning.
3. Work dried up for them after the first lockdown (Canada is still on lockdown)

That is very good for surfer. Who have a clean tidy home to live in. Especially with PPP out of the picture. It does seem like PPP is in a bad situation then. Let's hope he gets some help finding a stable living situation, and someone who can help him out. I suppose he have some family that can take him in?

 

[AltisticRight]

It's kind of sad to me that Null doesn't understand the concept of fraternal love, idk why that stands out to me so much

Different culture. Fraternity isn't that big on the Abo Island/Sheepshaggersville.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

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[NulWillBecomeTranny]

That is very good for surfer. Who have a clean tidy home to live in. Especially with PPP out of the picture. It does seem like PPP is in a bad situation then. Let's hope he gets some help finding a stable living situation, and someone who can help him out. I suppose he have some family that can take him in?

He can leech off his family until they kick him out for challenging them to a fight over poo poo on the toilet. If his brother has his shit together he won't have much patience for PPP's weed habits, gambling issues, hypocrisy, and funny stream antics. I just hope for a day where people judge streamers based on the content of their stream and not the color of their character.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

But yes, calling the cops on one's friend is gay as fucking shit.

Gimmie the hats, but, who in the audience doesn't think these two are unironic homos at this point?

I thought that was most of the attraction to tuning in in the first place.

It's kind of sad to me that Null doesn't understand the concept of fraternal love, idk why that stands out to me so much

You have to admit, if these are the icons of fraternity, some might choose to skip that adventure completely.

 

[Miller]

We need Jeremy Kylewinson to mediate this fight, live on air!
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He goes by Banewinson these days, thanks to the vaccine.

 

[ManyFaces]

Hey buddy. You're a dicklicker. Okay buddy.
Had me in stitches.

 

[instythot]

Looks like a hotel to me?

Also has mersh jumped on this content train for nightwave. Would be rich to hear him call out PPP for sleeping on surfers couch when he himself spent 10 years on Rico’s couch

The fire extinguisher spray outlet near the ceiling is a giveaway for hotel, or let's be honest, motel. I have not ever seen one in a house

I can't imagine how happy Surfer's neighbors are right now.

You'd think that, but now there's nobody to say "settle down buddy" when Surfer gets screaming drunk about killing the Jews with his penis

 

[OJ Simpson]

I'm sorry but this is tryhard nigger logic.
Let emotions and anger escalate to violence is neither trad, Christian, nor White. It's not like Surfer insulted his mum or fucked his girlfriend (oh this simile didn't work well), both which would probably justify a beating.

I mean, he called himself PPP's father, and it's been established that his real father is a worthless drunk (I don't remember if he was just a drunk or an abusive drunk but still), it's probably a bit of a touchy subject. It's not a direct insult but it's not really a place you should be going with people and just expect them to brush it off. It might touch a nerve to basically tell PPP that he's something to him that his real father isn't. If insulting his mom is an ass kicking offense to you, I don't see how this isn't. If they were black and raised by single mothers your point would stand.

 

[Water Underground]

I mean, he called himself PPP's father, and it's been established that his real father is a worthless drunk (I don't remember if he was just a drunk or an abusive drunk but still), it's probably a bit of a touchy subject. It's not a direct insult but it's not really a place you should be going with people and just expect them to brush it off. It might touch a nerve to basically tell PPP that he's something to him that his real father isn't. If insulting his mom is an ass kicking offense to you, I don't see how this isn't. If they were black and raised by single mothers your point would stand.

White men defend themselves with content spray and run away, I can't believe you missed this lesson from YOBA.

 

[The Megalodon]

I wear my Crown of Shit, upon my Liar's Chair

 

[OJ Simpson]

White men defend themselves with content spray and run away, I can't believe you missed this lesson from YOBA.

I'm a dirty mutt who grew up in an urban environment, I don't possess White Christian male blood. I can't say I'm familiar with this YODA fella.

 

[EyelessMC]

3. Work dried up for them after the first lockdown (Canada is still on lockdown)

This is the one thing that bothers me about the criticisms so many Kiwis are dishing out. A lot can be said about these aspies but mocking anyone's unemployment in a Covid Lockdown world is beyond retarded. I'm convinced the ones doing this are NEETs mooching off their family themselves or get government checks for their obvious mental disability.
That or the PPP alogs are so desperate to paint the Jackson Pollock of Crap as the new Chris-Chan that they'll just pretend reality doesn't exist. Likely all of the above.

Just call them gays with domestics, say Surfer milked PPP's cow titties for coffee in the morning, PPP would force Surfer to wax the starfish or he'd eat the fridge and make Surfer starve (hence his physique), etc. Crack jokes, you know? But when people try to tie in the real world it's just embarrassing, like how zoomers today think "take your meds" and calling someone a "schizo" without there being some funny schizoid ramblings is clever. The kind of almost-people who use terms like "cringe" and "based" out loud.