Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Another Old Soviet Joke that could had been used about Blobby if he had been a leader in the Soviet Union.

So a little girl Russian arrives in America in the 80's with her family and is so happy to have escaped the tyranny of the Soviet Union and is telling her class about how the Soviet Union is a police state by relaying the story about how her grandfather spent 25 years in a Siberian Gulag. One student asked "What he do?" she replies "He said Nikita Khruschev was an idiot" Kid replied "He got 25 years in a Gulag for calling Khruschev an Idiot!" she said "No he got 5 years for that and 20 years for revealing state secrets."

A Russian is on the bus and says to this friend "Man, Brezhnev is a moron!". A Chekist (secret policeman) overhears this and orders the man to come with him. When they get to the police station he says to the man "Why did you insult our beloved General Secretary Brezhnev?". The man says "Comrade Chekist, I was not talking about our General Secretary, but about another man named Brezhnev".

The Chekist slaps the man across the face and says "You cannot lie to me, you counter-revolutionary! When I heard you say 'moron', I knew exactly who you meant!".

I wouldn't be surprised if Bob's already impregnated these boots.

Thank you, Jay. It's not like I needed my dinner or anything.

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I'm not even going to respond to Bob's defence of AOC. Yes, we should tax the rich more. No, that doesn't mean that AOC isn't a hypocrite. No, that doesn't mean that you should defend AOC because she's saying something you agree with. If you want to talk about this more take it to her thread, her other thread or the Pastadome instead of tarding up Moviebob's thread with a slapfight about whether you'd shag AOC or whether laissez-faire economics works.​

Just because something is, in theory, a fundraiser for an art museum doesn't mean it can't be something else.

This is why I think Moviebob's autistic; he reads a literal meaning into everything ("The Met Gala must be a fundraiser, it says so in the name!") rather than inferring things from the context.

Yes, AOC is smart (or at the very least book smart - you don't get an economics degree by being thick, even if all you do is sit around and parrot what the professor says). Yes, she's also ambitious. No, Moviebob, none of this means she'll have sex with you.

So, we get to use the craziest people on each side to poke fun at that side's ideology? Sweet!

 

[Red Hood]

Hey now, Bob is funny.

Unintentionally.

Usually when he's simping for a woman who is lightyears out of his league (so, 99.99% of women.)

That number seems a bit low.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

A Russian is on the bus and says to this friend "Man, Brezhnev is a moron!". A Chekist (secret policeman) overhears this and orders the man to come with him. When they get to the police station he says to the man "Why did you insult our beloved General Secretary Brezhnev?". The man says "Comrade Chekist, I was not talking about our General Secretary, but about another man named Brezhnev".

The Chekist slaps the man across the face and says "You cannot lie to me, you counter-revolutionary! When I heard you say 'moron', I knew exactly who you meant!".

Thank you, Jay. It's not like I needed my dinner or anything.

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I'm not even going to respond to Bob's defence of AOC. Yes, we should tax the rich more. No, that doesn't mean that AOC isn't a hypocrite. No, that doesn't mean that you should defend AOC because she's saying something you agree with. If you want to talk about this more take it to her thread, her other thread or the Pastadome instead of tarding up Moviebob's thread with a slapfight about whether you'd shag AOC or whether laissez-faire economics works.​

Just because something is, in theory, a fundraiser for an art museum doesn't mean it can't be something else.

This is why I think Moviebob's autistic; he reads a literal meaning into everything ("The Met Gala must be a fundraiser, it says so in the name!") rather than inferring things from the context.

Yes, AOC is smart (or at the very least book smart - you don't get an economics degree by being thick, even if all you do is sit around and parrot what the professor says). Yes, she's also ambitious. No, Moviebob, none of this means she'll have sex with you.

So, we get to use the craziest people on each side to poke fun at that side's ideology? Sweet!
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Soviet Runs into a KGB Office and tells the man at the desk "My parrot just escaped out my apartment window" the Officer looks perplexed and said "Why tell me?" the man replies "Because if anyone finds him I want you to know I don't agree with a thing he says.".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Soviet Runs into a KGB Office and tells the man at the desk "My parrot just escaped out my apartment window" the Officer looks perplexed and said "Why tell me?" the man replies "Because if anyone finds him I want you to know I don't agree with a thing he says.".

An old woman says to her grandson "I'm an old woman, and I'm not sure what communism is about. They must teach you so much about it in the Young Pioneers, so can you tell me how it works?"
The young man tells her "Yes, Babushka, I'll tell you all about it! When we have communism in this country, nobody will go hungry! There'll be meat and cheese in all the shops and you'll be able to go in and buy some when you want! You'll be able to eat good food three times a day..."
The old woman interrupts her grandson and says "Ah, just like it was under the Tsar!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What’s really lulzy is how eagerly Bob licks up her claim to have “kicked in the doors of the Met Gala” (direct quote). Bitch was an invited guest and they most likely comped her ticket. (If they didn’t, I’m sure a lobbyist or other donor stumped up.) The idea that she and her pals are some kind of countercultural outcasts is risible and dishonest at best, and fucking insane at worst. Bob is all of the above; AOC is playing him and her fans like a damned fiddle. It’s glorious.

 

[LiquidKid]

In probably the weirdest glitch I’ve encountered on the site so far, the page reloaded in one thread and somehow ended up in this thread after months of being away.
It’s like a very autistic god is demanding I see what’s going on with Bob.

I've never seen someone so willing to lick the boots of corporations, governments and celebrities of any given kind.
Also, funny he makes a RATM reference. He'd never know this band if it wasn't hired by a large recording company and their music videos weren't played every day on MTV. Do I need to mention they're also rich as fuck?

Bravo, Blobbo. You truly are one of a kind. Whenever I think this humanoid pork rind couldn't sink any lower, there he goes to prove me wrong.

Bob’s a “critic”, and critics are the people who failed to achieve their dreams but still want to have some authority of it. They often claim expertise but do nothing to prove it. So by definition they’re boot lickers because that’s the only way they can gain notoriety.
Bob is even more desperate to be mainstream than Mundane Matt, and the fact that he will forever be a literally who must eat away at his blubber every day.

 

[blablabla]

the only thing that norm and retardo have in common is that i wish the second one died instead

 

[Meat Target]

I don’t know why it even surprises me considering the levels of delusion he displays, but I’m truly floored that Bob refers to himself as someone who does comedy of any kind. He’s known for several things, but I’ve never seen even his chucklefuck “fans” refer to him as funny. Next Bob will be memorializing Sammy Davis Jr. for helping shape him into the petite black Jew he is today.

Bob, being a narcissist, thinks having a Blue Check makes him someone of importance.

 

[Koby_Fish]

@Ralph Barnhardt Lass Library had the editable name "Confederatio Delenda Est" in front of their @. There is a new account with the editable name, "Confederatio Delenda Est, President of Lesbians" (which, their solid @ is confederatiode2, hmmm quite a coincidence, don't you think?) which I believe is Lass Library's ban evasion account. That's the one with the spongebob-female-fish troon flag avatar.

 

[The tired cat]

An old woman says to her grandson "I'm an old woman, and I'm not sure what communism is about. They must teach you so much about it in the Young Pioneers, so can you tell me how it works?"
The young man tells her "Yes, Babushka, I'll tell you all about it! When we have communism in this country, nobody will go hungry! There'll be meat and cheese in all the shops and you'll be able to go in and buy some when you want! You'll be able to eat good food three times a day..."
The old woman interrupts her grandson and says "Ah, just like it was under the Tsar!"

God was flying over America and saw Nixon crying. So, he went down
-Richard, why are you crying?
-Well, there are threats from The USSR with their nukes. This Watergate scandal.
-Well yes, but look at how rich your country is, the way of life, and just how rich you are.

So, Nixon eventually began to smile and God flew away. He then flew over Russia and saw Gorbachov crying. So, he went down
-Leonia, why are you crying?
-Well, our economy is shit...nothing is working out...there's not any food in our stores
-But, you have such an amazing army, such rockets, and such great ballet!

Gorbachov began to smile, as God flew away. Then, he flew over North Korea and saw Kim Jong-il sitting on a bench and crying. God came down, sat next to him...and also began to cry...

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

AOC went to the Met Gala for grandstanding. Bobby congratulates her for another publicity stunt well done.

Is practice what you preach a foreign concept to Bob? I know I'm basically repeating what @Bolo said but what's the point of saying eat the rich if the only measurable outcome is the 'conversation' and nothing else? Furthermore what happens when any and all impact of your statement is diluted by the fact that you're -read AOC - a hypocrite rubbing shoulders with the elite of society in a bizarre and grandiose display of opulence and indulgence?

Moreover, does Bob know that saying both are 'performance pieces' isn't an own? "It was all political theater, Aoc didn't actually act on her moral convictions, it was all a facade," he says smugly as if politicians being liars is a positive thing. But maybe its not just a Blobert thing since we have Seth here going 'hurr durr imagine expecting your elected officials to serve your interests loser, they're actually all impotent and that's a good thing.'

What a bunch of spineless shills.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Confederatio Delenda Est

Spoiler: Latin sperging

I studied Latin for 4 years because my secondary school let us do GCSE Latin and I signed up because, hey, it was a relatively easy class at the end of the day. I'm also a tradcath and so know a lot of Latin because I pray in Latin, try to go to a TLM when I can, etc. I can say with confidence that that's really bad Latin.

"Confederatio" is spelt wrong (it should be "confoederatio"), but "confoederatio" means "a covenant". "Civitates Confoederatae Americae" would be the literal translation of "Confederate States of America", but that's a bit unwieldy. Either way, "delenda est" should be "delendae sunt" because in Romance languages, and Latin, "United States" and "Confederacy" are plural (les États confédérés, los Estados Confederados) and "delendae est" is singular. If I wanted to write that phrase I'd say "Civitates Confoederatae delendae sunt", or, even better, "Ceterem auterem censeo Civitatis Confoederatis esse delendarum" (which is how Cato actually phrased the sentence "Carthage must be destroyed").

Here endeth the sperg.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

It’s like a very autistic god is demanding I see what’s going on with Bob.

Damn, and I thought the Old Testament God was rough.

 

[Rei is shit]

I decided to see how often Robert talked about Norm Macdonald. Since he was a big fan it must've be pretty often.....





And a joke so good he had to repeat it a bunch


That is it. Searching for Norm doesn't bring anything additional up. You'd think a big fan who is a pop-culture critic would've mentioned his show on netflix, or youtube, but no.

Does anyone know whatever happened to Lass_Library?
You can also add Naomi Wu.
Also if you have time please do BimboPolitics (@bimbopolitic) and Ah-mee (@abollmer). Both are confirmed Angels.


She gets problematic:

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This is just such typical Robert. Aimee literally starts off by saying "in my life" and Roberts reply is "lol doesnt this dumb bitch know people were alive before her"

 

[Koby_Fish]

Spoiler: Latin sperging

I studied Latin for 4 years because my secondary school let us do GCSE Latin and I signed up because, hey, it was a relatively easy class at the end of the day. I'm also a tradcath and so know a lot of Latin because I pray in Latin, try to go to a TLM when I can, etc. I can say with confidence that that's really bad Latin.

"Confederatio" is spelt wrong (it should be "confoederatio"), but "confoederatio" means "a covenant". "Civitates Confoederatae Americae" would be the literal translation of "Confederate States of America", but that's a bit unwieldy. Either way, "delenda est" should be "delendae sunt" because in Romance languages, and Latin, "United States" and "Confederacy" are plural (les États confédérés, los Estados Confederados) and "delendae est" is singular. If I wanted to write that phrase I'd say "Civitates Confoederatae delendae sunt", or, even better, "Ceterem auterem censeo Civitatis Confoederatis esse delendarum" (which is how Cato actually phrased the sentence "Carthage must be destroyed").

Here endeth the sperg.

I thought it was extremely butchered Spanish - google translate was minimally helpful in this regard but basically I was able to suss out that it means Confederation Must Be Destroyed/Deleted. I'm not sure where Lass Library/Confederatiode2 is from, but I think they identify as "Latina". I have to wonder whether they're in Canada, because Canada is a "Confederation" (that's what it was called when Canada was formed).

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

google translate was minimally helpful in this regard

Google Translate is really crap when it comes to Latin. I'm talking "makes Engrish look grammatically correct" levels of crap. It's probably because there aren't any native Latin speakers around today and so the only thing the guys who run it can train it off is old Latin texts.

Heck, I'm sure the only text they used to train the AI is the Latin Vulgate because I remember typing something completely random into it and getting a passage from 2 Maccabees as a result.

I have to wonder whether they're in Canada, because Canada is a "Confederation" (that's what it was called when Canada was formed).

He's talking about the Confederate States of America, because he hasn't quite realised the Civil War's finished.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Google Translate is really crap when it comes to Latin. I'm talking "makes Engrish look grammatically correct" levels of crap. It's probably because there aren't any native Latin speakers around today and so the only thing the guys who run it can train it off is old Latin texts.

Heck, I'm sure the only text they used to train the AI is the Latin Vulgate because I remember typing something completely random into it and getting a passage from 2 Maccabees as a result.

He's talking about the Confederate States of America, because he hasn't quite realised the Civil War's finished.

It takes a special kind of sperg to somehow butcher Latin so badly that it's practically Spangrish. It was so butchered I never even considered it could be a pathetic attempt at making a Latin phrase.

Such is the level of Bobert's angels. But then of course Bobbert himself abuses Google Translate to deliver grish-y "gotchas" to native speakers of various languages that he doesn't agree with.

 

[Positron]

Chris continues to be an industrious powerhouse:


"Hey bozo, you look lost here. Here's five bucks; get some booze with it. Just don't hang around here or you might get hurt."

Fox. G. Green argues with a commie NB troon. Bobby brings a bizarre non-sequitur tangent to the convo. TL;DR -- all bickerings between commies are futile, because they are arguing about an economic arrangement, the Inferior Past, that is about to vanish.


At long last, Bobby delivers his devastating punchline:


"Shooting the messager" is a perfectly good tactic for defending AOC:


The white man savior remains victorious over the Uncle Tom:


Mike Milley, the never-combatant Chairman of Joined Chief of Staff who pushes CRT hard, has admitted to fraternize with China.

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Wikipedia is built on the hearsay of experts -- by experts they mean the likes of Bobby:


Everybody likes Chinky Capeshit:








Huge bunch of shit between Luke and Bobby. I didn't even read them:




Wizard adulthood:


Admidst the screeching of trannies and allies, Rowling and WB continue to make bank.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

At long last, Bobby delivers his devastating punchline:

For such a fan of Boston Dynamics, he seems to have missed their recent video where they showed miners talking about how the dog robots had completely replaced... other, older robots.

 

[TowinKarz]

This is why I think Moviebob's autistic; he reads a literal meaning into everything

Only if it suits his argument while playing dumb the whole time that he's doing it.

Like, if Trump had showed up soaking wet at a function and said "Sorry folks, but it was raining cats and dogs out there" he'd instantly claim "Trump's mentally ill, he thinks cats and dogs are falling from the sky on him!" , and then, a tweet or so later, would say "How dumb do you have to be to forget an umbrella? Told you the guy's too stupid to be President! , proving he KNOWS what an idiom is after all, but is gambling that you won't.




That's what's so infuriating about Bob and all his ilk who act this way, delivering "devastating" political hot takes all the time... they are showing how dumb they are by making dumb , bad faith arguments from out-of-context quote mining, assuming we, the audience, must be even dumber yet and won't notice, buying it all unquestioningly, and if we don't, can be convinced we "dreamed it all up", "Put words in my mouth" or are just "conspiracy theorists"

For such a fan of Boston Dynamics, he seems to have missed their recent video where they showed miners talking about how the dog robots had completely replaced... other, older robots.

And seems to be (willfully) ignorant the Army isn't funding any more research on the mechanical pack-mule robot because "guys with backpacks can already do that, and it makes so much noise the enemy will hear you coming from 200 yards"