Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Clueless Cuckster]

Can you imagine it? Jim's gook wife lovingly hoists his withering corpse up and holds his arms up in one final DAB as Godwinson gleefully recounts the canadian lovers quarrel, filling him in on all the sordid details of PPPs poor personal hygiene, totally not gay rape threats and battered tradwife surfer shaking in fear as he calls upon the female cops for help. Godwinson then plays a nice J-pop song and Jade seems to appreciate it. Afterwards she puts Jim back in his stretcher and wheels him to the nearest euthanasia clinic, Godwinson will fade back into the ether and it will all be over.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Has anyone written an erotic retelling of these events for our benevolent and generous site-master yet?

 

[Rekkington]

Everyone trying to break down who is worse, who is the real bad guy, redemption arc when, are you people insane? They've always been weird fucked up degenerates and the most blatant clout chasers on the scene today. The fact that people watched these 7 hour streams filmed on what looks like a flip phone as actual entertainment is astounding. They'd fit right in on IP2 as the typical drunk loud retards undressing in front of whatever camera available. I'm amazed this didn't happen sooner.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Has anyone written an erotic retelling of these events for our benevolent and generous site-master yet?

I sense a writing competition coming on.

Everyone trying to break down who is worse, who is the real bad guy, redemption arc when, are you people insane? They've always been weird fucked up degenerates and the most blatant clout chasers on the scene today. The fact that people watched these 7 hour streams filmed on what looks like a flip phone as actual entertainment is astounding. They'd fit right in on IP2 as the typical drunk loud retards undressing in front of whatever camera available. I'm amazed this didn't happen sooner.

Excuse me sir but you can't say that about my Daddy.

 

[Instapot]

I agree. Surfer's only fault in all this was mistaking PPP for a human being who can change and better himself and not the psychopath wild animal he really is. he shouldn't have believed PPP the second, third, fourth and fifth time he said he wouldn't attack him again. PPP isn't even human.


lmao. surfer btfo'ing your e-daddy is somehow kneeling to ralph. get real. and fuck ppp. call the cops on his ass. filthy animal. I wish to God that the police would start purging society of animal trash like ppp . PPP getting kicked out of his brother's house, ending up homeless and getting shot by the police is would be the ideal outcome of all this.

Sorry I have no respect for your e-whore Surfer. I actually had sympathy for Surfer before he called the cops because it's PPP's fault for being fat and on edge while trying to lose weight he should have just sucked it up knowing his friend is just drunk, but to literally snake to Ralph in like less than 24 hours is despicable. Surfer is gunt crease scum.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Everyone trying to break down who is worse, who is the real bad guy, redemption arc when, are you people insane? They've always been weird fucked up degenerates and the most blatant clout chasers on the scene today. The fact that people watched these 7 hour streams filmed on what looks like a flip phone as actual entertainment is astounding. They'd fit right in on IP2 as the typical drunk loud retards undressing in front of whatever camera available. I'm amazed this didn't happen sooner.

Not to shit on you or anything but weren't you the guy who unironcally watched a lot of TRS? Which has the same if not worse quality then the average PPP video.

 

[instythot]

These are jokes you don't even have to get out of bed to make.

Now that the SimPPPs are openly lying to make PPP look better is it fair to call them capos?

I think the word you're looking for is cope-os

I still think they're fascinating and entertaining, but if anyone expects me not to laugh at a fat man regularly shitting on the toilet seat instead of in the bowl, those people are fuckin retards

 

[Nigella]

Not to shit on you or anything but weren't you the guy who unironcally watched a lot of TRS? Which has the same if not worse quality then the average PPP video.

TRS had fun shitting on PPP on their latest episode, much like how PPP shits on the toilet

 

[NegerJäger]

Dude literally ruined the stream with stupid voice mod autism. Not one person could speak without him screaming. Godwinson or not it was cringe

I pitch shifted it up in Audacity it's not him. Accent was off

 

[UncleTeddy]

Not to shit on you or anything but weren't you the guy who unironcally watched a lot of TRS? Which has the same if not worse quality then the average PPP video.

Does anyone actually sit down and actually watch either of these of channels? Isn't their purpose to be podcast styled shows with live chat? I would be hard pressed to believe that anyone would actually watch a bunch of feds/schizoid Canadians talk. There's little to no on screen components to either show that I know of. Disregard me if I'm being overly semantic about the definition of watch, it's just my understanding these are supposed to be for background noise, not video quality.

 

[Fuscateob]

My post criticizing josh went from highlighted to unhighlighted all of a sudden, I'm probably schizo but damn

 

[Rekkington]

Not to shit on you or anything but weren't you the guy who unironcally watched a lot of TRS? Which has the same if not worse quality then the average PPP video.

In the sense I'm in their thread which is just for spergy and sad gossip, yes.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Does anyone actually sit down and actually watch either of these of channels? Isn't their purpose to be podcast styled shows with live chat? I would be hard pressed to believe that anyone would actually watch a bunch of feds/schizoid Canadians talk. There's little to no on screen components to either show that I know of. Disregard me if I'm being overly semantic about the definition of watch, it's just my understanding these are supposed to be for background noise, not video quality.

For a schizoid Canadian whose show you can't imagine anyone watching you sure seem to go to bat for them a lot.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I have a buddy who lives in Northern Ontario and he has been out drinking several times this year. He said you have to wear a mask into the bar but you can take it off once you are in and seated. Has PPP been telling you guys its still in lockdown?

We get a 3 month a year reprieve from lockdowns before being locked down again.

Now we have vaccine mandates to be able to take the train (via rail) and fly. Haven’t tried to take a bus (coach / megabus) cause most other passengers are old Asians who are more likely to be sick with the Coof.

 

[Crystal Golem]

We get a 3 month a year reprieve from lockdowns before being locked down again.

Now we have vaccine mandates to be able to take the train (via rail) and fly. Haven’t tried to take a bus (coach / megabus) cause most other passengers are old Asians who are more likely to be sick with the Coof.

So but just to be absolutely autistically clear here there is no lockdown currently and hasn't been one since spring?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Not to shit on you or anything but weren't you the guy who unironcally watched a lot of TRS? Which has the same if not worse quality then the average PPP video.

The Third Rail is actually a good show and it’s comfy

TRS had fun shitting on PPP on their latest episode, much like how PPP shits on the toilet

What episode of TDS?

 

[UncleTeddy]

For a schizoid Canadian whose show you can't imagine anyone watching you sure seem to go to bat for them a lot.

Yes, that is exactly what I was doing by outlining the idea that they're currently ostracized from society. You're so invested in a fat Canadian man that conveying basic information now constitutes going to bat for someone. You're even continuing to sperg out about a lockdown that nobody claimed is currently happening, take a break man.

 

[Tims]

exaggeration: the post

you are going after me for being against sperg threats while ignoring the people who legitimately think PPP raped Surfer. Good job, man. This site was always about not sticking your hand in the poo yet I'm the one whose bad for pointing that people are doing that to the point of making inane threats. I guess I took it too far, but fags like you saying stupid shit just brings out the contrarian in me.

Gunt Guard: the post

 

[Crystal Golem]

Yes, that is exactly what I was doing by outlining the idea that they're currently ostracized from society. You're so invested in a fat Canadian man that conveying basic information now constitutes going to bat for someone. You're even continuing to sperg out about a lockdown that nobody claimed is currently happening, take a break man.

"I have a buddy who said so"

Ontario reveals vaccine passport system for restaurants, gyms and theatres. Here's what you need to know

Proof of COVID-19 vaccination will be required to access non-essential businesses in Ontario, including gyms, indoor restaurants, movie theatres and concert halls, under the province's new vaccine certification program starting Sept. 22.

toronto.ctvnews.ca

Top health official warns that Ontario may have to go into lockdown again

As daily new cases of COVID-19 in Ontario begin to creep over 800 again, another health official in the province is warning that we could see more ...

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Northern Ontario is basically another province compared to Southern Ontario, but that's beside the point. The point is neither Surfer or PPP can't really do anything in Ontario without getting a jab starting Sept 22nd (or even wearing a mask) especially in a city like Peterborough. You can blame them for refusing to do so if you want, but it's not totally untrue that Surfer and PPP have been/are isolated.

IF you didn't think there was a lockown what exaclty did you find contentious about my post and what was my buddy supposedly lying about? Quit being a faggot and take your L.

 

[Nigella]

The Third Rail is actually a good show and it’s comfy

What episode of TDS?

https://therightstuff.biz/2021/09/15/tds793/

they mention it immediately, and throughout they make jokes back to it