I love the autism of this place, thanks, guys, I´m lolling pretty hard rn.
I wonder how long it'll be until this is confirmed. The only people who have this many literal get out of jail free cards are nocturnally perceptible bicycle borrowers and their assets.
I was a bouncer many years ago. I'd like to think I'm pretty chill. You'd be surprised if you have the gift of gab how many insanely drunk belligerent people you can just talk down with a little finesse and social skills. Sure I had to rough some people up sometimes, but I was able to diffuse most all situations with humor and reason. Don't bouncer shame, faggot.
Most people even while being drunk retain enough sense to realise that if they continue to escalate and attack a bouncer they will achieve nothing, at all. Say they somehow manage to beat the bouncer or force them to retreat. What then? They will just call the police and even if they escape the police will get them through the camera footage and witnesses, because its not an investigation into being disruptive and obnoxious, its an investingating into causing physical harm.
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Doing math is a violation of my declaration of independence, I plead the 2nd.View attachment 2541317
(Calculating via timecode how long the interval between the shove and the macing is)
Dude I was actually sort of doing the opposite of bouncer shaming. Their job is getting rid of retards, so you can have a retard-free experience. That's part of why you're spending $10 for a fucking drink.
I recall when I felt sorry for Baked getting maced in Charlottesville. I had no idea he maced people for a living.
I was grateful rather than sorry because seeing a grown man beg for milk desperately was priceless
He was begging for man milk.
