La Palma is rumbling - What are the implications of a 40 foot Tsunami along the east coast?

[Still Anonymous For This]

Does this mean that I can stop hearing about covid for a couple of days? I'd trade NYC for that.

TEN REASONS WHY THE UNVACCINATED HAVE MADE THE TSUNAMI WORSE... NUMBER FIVE WILL SHOCK YOU!!!

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Yellowstone, North Korea, the Economy. I didn't choose the doompilled life. The doompilled life chose me

See this is the problem with negative nihilism.
Life could end at any moment, bud. You could die in a car crash or building collapse tomorrow, a meteorite could hit the Earth or some derka-derka could get their hands on a fat one, like THE fat one, and decide its time to usher in the final day of judgment on all us unlucky infidels.

Life could end? So what?
Nothing matters. So what?
You're still here, fucking enjoy it.

The real doom is the society we built along the way.

This guy gets it.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

See this is the problem with negative nihilism.
Life could end at any moment, bud.

The problem is it never does.

 

[murdered meat bag]

The problem is it never does.

i.mean youre only aware if it for a few seconds before you shuffle off this mortal coil.

unless youre being tortured by the cartels or someshit.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

i.mean youre only aware if it for a few seconds before you shuffle off this mortal coil.

unless youre being tortured by the cartels or someshit.

It's been a long feeling couple of seconds in that case.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

I don't think this would be covered by any insurance that people on the US east coast would have. It could fall under three disaster categories. Volcanic, Earthquake or Flood. The first two are very regional specific and third is not offered by private insurers at all. Thr insurance companies would be fine. Everyone else would be fucked.

This would specifically fall under flood coverage, since it would be flooding doing the damage. For example, if flood waters rise and cause a power line to short out and cause a total loss fire to your house, your homeowners insurance would cover you for the fire damage. But if flood waters flooded your basement out, you'd be SOL.

There is a limited private flood industry in the US, but an overwhelming majority is covered through FEMA and their NFIP coverage that people generally only buy because their mortgage makes them.

Regardless, the Fed would step in and give everyone free Biden Bucks to rebuild or hand out emergency loans that are comically easy to never pay off - once again fucking over the Rubes who were smart enough to buy the flood insurance in the first place. Niggers would then spend their Biden Bucks on cars while living in flooded out houses.

 

[Techpriest]

From Sylvia Browne's book, The Other Side And Back -

In 2026, the West Coast, parts of the East Coast, and large portions of Japan will be hard hit by devastating tsunamis, or tidal waves. As a result of these tsunamis, a large new land mass will emerge among the Hawaiian Islands.

Atlantis will begin to reappear in 2023 and be fully visible by 2026.

Sylvia was full of Grade-A bologna but I'm just quoting it I don't actually care if it is true.

Pretty sure Atlantis was in what is now Mauritania so an awful lot of African desert would have to flood to recreate what Plato described.

My personal prediction? IF La Palma has a volcano under it becoming active, it will drizzle the tiniest slowest amount of lava possible and not so much as raise the temperature of the surf around the island.

It'd be interesting if I'm wrong though.

Plato was talking in allegory, not in actual historical fact, his descriptions of the island were to back up the premise of his story and lend weight to the message and ideas he was pushing in his dialogue, not actual historical fact. Every supposed 'Atlantis' basically fails the test to be such. It ain't real.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Why do all the best happenings always turn out to be teases?

It'll happen right after South Africa collapses, the Chinese Dam bursts, and Based Pillow Merchant proves election fraud.

 

[Puff]

This would specifically fall under flood coverage, since it would be flooding doing the damage. For example, if flood waters rise and cause a power line to short out and cause a total loss fire to your house, your homeowners insurance would cover you for the fire damage. But if flood waters flooded your basement out, you'd be SOL.

There is a limited private flood industry in the US, but an overwhelming majority is covered through FEMA and their NFIP coverage that people generally only buy because their mortgage makes them.

Regardless, the Fed would step in and give everyone free Biden Bucks to rebuild or hand out emergency loans that are comically easy to never pay off - once again fucking over the Rubes who were smart enough to buy the flood insurance in the first place. Niggers would then spend their Biden Bucks on cars while living in flooded out houses.

With what government and what economy? You underestimate the size of this thing. We'd be picking up the pieces for decades at the shortest.

 

[Deep Th0ts]

Maybe if you hear about it when everyone else does and you end up trying to panik pack and etc., but my family is on alert and ready to jump in their cars and drive to safety the moment things go South. I don't see how they would be stranded or stuck in an unsafe location if they leave right away??

You can have them keep an eye on the sensor bouys rather than the news if you're really worried. They ping for potential tsunami waves.

https://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

From Sylvia Browne's book, The Other Side And Back -

In 2026, the West Coast, parts of the East Coast, and large portions of Japan will be hard hit by devastating tsunamis, or tidal waves. As a result of these tsunamis, a large new land mass will emerge among the Hawaiian Islands.

Atlantis will begin to reappear in 2023 and be fully visible by 2026.

Sylvia was full of Grade-A bologna but I'm just quoting it I don't actually care if it is true.

Pretty sure Atlantis was in what is now Mauritania so an awful lot of African desert would have to flood to recreate what Plato described.

My personal prediction? IF La Palma has a volcano under it becoming active, it will drizzle the tiniest slowest amount of lava possible and not so much as raise the temperature of the surf around the island.

It'd be interesting if I'm wrong though.

Nice, I have almost four years to get myself to higher ground.

 

[Billy Beer]

just wait 2 weeks

Two weeks to flatten the curve island

 

[Everything is on FIRE!]

Maybe it will wipe out a bunch of Gen Z in the process, those LGTQIABC+ folk. That would be nice to not have to hear about their autistic sperging on social media or YouTube.

 

[What the shit]

Maybe it will wipe out a bunch of Gen Z in the process, those LGTQIABC+ folk. That would be nice to not have to hear about their autistic sperging on social media or YouTube.

Can’t wait to hear that the volcano will be more deadly to POC and LBQT+ people than to regular white people.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Maybe it will wipe out a bunch of Gen Z in the process, those LGTQIABC+ folk. That would be nice to not have to hear about their autistic sperging on social media or YouTube.

Prepare for a metric fuckton of "This is the last thing this person recorded before they died" videos. Just like in 2004.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Two weeks to flatten the curve island

Ironically the land slid causing this massive catastrophe will make the island steeper

Edit to avoid double posting:

La Palma, Canary Islands: eruption and seismic crisis Sep 2021 - news and activity updates

La Palma, Canary Islands: eruption and seismic crisis Sep 2021 - news and activity updates

www.volcanodiscovery.com

Earthquakes are slowing down too soon to tell if its a calm before the eruption or the magma flow has stopped

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Picking up in the news finally?

Reuter's just posted this:

Earthquake swarm triggers volcano alert on Spain's La Palma

Authorities on the Spanish Canary Island of La Palma have warned that a sudden increase in seismic activity could herald a volcanic eruption in the coming days or weeks.

www.reuters.com

Daily Mail:

Volcano alert in Canary Islands after a THOUSAND earthquakes detected

Experts have noticed an upsurge in seismic activity and magma displacements under the volcanic ridge of La Cumbre Vieja on the popular tourist hotspot of La Palma.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Also found this one:

Authorities warn of possible volcanic eruption on Canary Island of La Palma

Since September 11, more than 4,200 tremors have been recorded in the area near Teneguía volcano, and they are reportedly growing in intensity

english.elpais.com

 

[LaxerBRO]

Picking up in the news finally?

Reuter's just posted this:

Earthquake swarm triggers volcano alert on Spain's La Palma

Authorities on the Spanish Canary Island of La Palma have warned that a sudden increase in seismic activity could herald a volcanic eruption in the coming days or weeks.

www.reuters.com

Daily Mail:

Volcano alert in Canary Islands after a THOUSAND earthquakes detected

Experts have noticed an upsurge in seismic activity and magma displacements under the volcanic ridge of La Cumbre Vieja on the popular tourist hotspot of La Palma.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Also found this one:

Authorities warn of possible volcanic eruption on Canary Island of La Palma

Since September 11, more than 4,200 tremors have been recorded in the area near Teneguía volcano, and they are reportedly growing in intensity

english.elpais.com

I hope DC and NYC are wiped out.

 

[What the shit]

Is there any article where the status of the island/volcano is updated frequently?

 

[Billy Beer]

Is there any article where the status of the island/volcano is updated frequently?

Yeah, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/la-palma-is-rumbling.100107/