DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[rubynutmeg]

He could do a short members-only stream before his break and do a poll during it asking what to play. But even if he thought of that he probably wouldn't want to do that because he would be horrified by the extremely low attendance and participation vs his supposed membership.

I absolutely love it when he goes on about how he had 900~ subs on Twitch but only 200something members on YouTube and how there's this weird disparity between the numbers. He seems to completely ignore that like 700 of those were either prime subs or (majority) gifted. In his world, like 100 of them were prime and gifted.

I know I'm a bit late with this comment, but regarding the whole "I'm having fun, why isn't everyone else having fun?" comment, aside from the obvious narcissism, he's sort of correct that a lot of people, myself included will watch streamers play games they personally would never play but still enjoy watching because the streamer is enjoying him or herself (It also helps that those people actually interact with their viewers and aren't scamming beggars).

The problem is Phil is never having fun anymore (did he ever?) when he plays videogames. So when he says "I'm having fun" I always get confused because more often than not he was either goat laughing while playing some walking simulator, trying not to fall asleep or complaining about some bugged mechanics. "I'm having fun, why isn't everyone else having fun?" But you weren't though Phil. So by his own logic, his few viewers/wheelchairs should also not be having fun, because he hates every single game he plays nowadays.

It's so fucking bizarre that when he moans his streams are boring, he blames the game. Or lack of attendance - it's the game's fault! I know he never takes the blame for anything but even this is a bit much. I'm a fan of a YouTuber/streamer called CallMeKevin. I've watched videos of him playing fucking Barbie games or the Desperate Housewives game and they were hilarious. He uploads daily (he does have an editor, I believe) but he also streams most days as well. He's very dedicated as well - a few months back, he had to have an operation on his foot and he was concerned about getting home in time because he had a stream scheduled! He made it home in time for his stream. Can you imaging Phil if that was him? He'd have to take off at least a week and be bitching and moaning about it for months.

DSP is getting stale. There for a little while it seemed like he was edging closer and closer to having a meltdown. But at this point it has become clear exactly how the next several months is going to play out. His claims of the hardcore gaming season saving him will not be true once again. Halo, Far Cry, and Metroid will all fail to give him that wave of pahsitivity that he craves. The whole taking back his twitter rant will be memory holed within a month. In December I guarantee he'll be streaming to the exact same same audience, getting tips from the exact same whales, having the exact same money begging, and gearing up for the exact same tax begathon.

We need a true black swan to make him interesting again. We need something like a divorce saga from OiC or Khet.

He's been ranting about streamers and YouTubers lately and how they'll be praising the next CoD and Battlefield games no matter how good or bad they are because they "need" the new games and the hype to get views and is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself continually goes on rants during "quiet" streams where he's like, oh, things will be much better soon with the "hardcore gaming season" and new releases bringing in viewers etc. etc. All his rants, especially the ones about businesses and the like not listening to customers and not updating with the times, are so hypocritical that I find myself at times going back to the "Surely he must just be playing an awful character! No one can be this stupid and unaware!" mindset.

 

[tzgnilki]

And making 'apology' tweets while at it.

Funny how those tweets are always present if he gets a little bit of additional attention, but ONLY if he gets additional attention.

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here's the context for those of us who wern't born in 2013

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Next time Phil claims to be a mature adult, remind him he confessed he was unable to provide his wife an edible meal on her birthday.

Everybody knows the only sushi restaurant in the greater Seattle area is the shitty sushi hibachi hybrid that Kat likes her cream cheese and fake crab rolls from. There was truly, nothing he could do.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And making 'apology' tweets while at it.

Funny how those tweets are always present if he gets a little bit of additional attention, but ONLY if he gets additional attention.

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"I was a miserable POS back then"

To quote DSP right back at him:

 

[Fapcop]

And making 'apology' tweets while at it.

Funny how those tweets are always present if he gets a little bit of additional attention, but ONLY if he gets additional attention.

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Lololol! Notice how he doesn’t even take responsibility for what he said: “I was miserable back then” “muh depression” etc. Phil is just incapable of admitting guilt/apologizing without a “nothin’ I could do!”

It’s also hilarious to me that Phil seems incapable of understanding WHY he’s unpopular. Could it be his daily display of greed, toxic behavior and blatant disrespect for fans/chat on display every day? Nah! It’s probably this tweet I wrote five years ago!

If there's one thing we've learned from his attempts to debunk is that he is fucking pedantic as fuck. He always tries to ensure his lies have a greater than 0 percent truth to them so he can claim he didn't lie. The other thing he relies on is the lie by omission.

If we remember the 2k cat scam, he claimed no one got it as everyone had guessed he had just gotten a cat, when he had it for months up to that point. He may have gotten people saying it, but no doubt he has exaggerated how many he got, maybe 1 or 2.

Phil ignores things that he can't explain away without lying. He'll play dumb but will not deny. Even during the escort saga he could have dealt with much sooner if he revealed khat in the middle of it, as it would destroy the ambiguity the saga relied on. But he didn't as he would then have to explain his begging, as his fanbase still had people with brains back then.

I'd even bet his claims of having no money could be a case of using exact wording. He has spent all his money on gin and gacha that when he streaming his bank account says near 0, so he can claim he is telling the truth. He posted a screenshot of his PayPal which at that time was in the red but if he really wanted to convince is of his poverty, he would need to show us his transactions to prove it. That is the nugget of truth in action.

This is one of the reasons I can’t really get angry at Phil’s obvious scams but just find them funny.

He’s so hilariously incompetent at it, so it’s like watching a fat kid scheme to steal a cookie, but who keeps getting caught.

/transfers balance to debit card.
/takes screenshot.

“LOOK GUISE! MAH PAYPAL IS IN DA RED! PLEASE TIP ME!”

 

[Iron Father]

He still is a miserable cynical piece of shit, it's just that the targets of his toxicity have changed since 2013. In another decade we'll get new drunken apologies on Twitter from this fag.

Reminder that he was like 30 in 2013. Nothing ever changes nor will ever change for him.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Just watch any video of DSP during the last year where he talks about any successful streamer/YTer and you can see that absolutely nothing has changed and he is still a miserable POS.

 

[UaineRunei]

here's the context for those of us who wern't born in 2013

Honestly, if you didn't tell us that this video was from 2013, I would have easily believed this is a clip from something that happened last week.

My point is: he didn't 'change' his behavior a single bit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

BK corporate: We have an email from someone who wasn't happy with a burger
BK store: OK?
BK corporate: did someone come in and complain while showing the product?
BK store: no one complained. we would have just given them another burger.
BK corporate: OK thanks.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

LMAO further inability to provide my wife with an edible meal... wow Phail. What a mahture Ahdult you are.
Y'know what mature adults actually do on birthdays for their wives/husbands? Usually they cook a nice meal. Especially when the man in the house doesn't usually cook. But I guess your sloppy stuff would probably warrant Khet to write you 3 E-Mails wanting an apology...
Also driving to BK to provide an edible meal... BK is a snack place. You don't go there for an actual meal.

Why is he complaining about being unable to provide his wife with a meal when it was his burger he was complaining about?

 

[Iron Father]

Why is he complaining about being unable to provide his wife with a meal when it was his burger he was complaining about?

He's probably referring to the sushi failure that happened that day. Khet was desperate for sushi, but it was the sushi chef's day off, and their usual sushi place was closed. Absolute disaster, nothing he could do!

 

[Sup3r]

This is one of the reasons I can’t really get angry at Phil’s obvious scams but just find them funny.

He’s so hilariously incompetent at it, so it’s like watching a fat kid scheme to steal a cookie, but who keeps getting caught.

/transfers balance to debit card.
/takes screenshot.

“LOOK GUISE! MAH PAYPAL IS IN DA RED! PLEASE TIP ME!”

That's what makes it infuriating for people new to the vortex. The fact that to anyone with a positive iq can see through it and wonder why the wheelchairs don't. His lies are so weak even most of them do see through it, they just don't care.

 

[Iron Hamster]

All he would have had to do is go in the place and say a fraction of what he wrote in those emails and they would have said sorry and gave him a new sandwich and it would have been over. Instead this fucking coward couldn't face the 16 year old behind the counter and instead had to run home and complain behind the safety of a computer screen spending three weeks begging for a form letter apology and a coupon for free small fries. Jesus Phil get a life.

You all realize this is made up bullshit for the drama right?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Shit like this makes me wish his webcam stopped working

I also tried looking for the part on one of the Raw DSP restreams where @Surly Muppet mentioned

Phil accidentally smacked his mic and said, "Sorry, punched the mic... I'm a little tipsy."

but no luck. That, and I don't feel like sifting through Phil's bullshit.

 

[Hogan of the South]

THIS?!

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This sucks

Now is this counting the behind the scenes extra tips or will we ever know?

 

[gaarashatan]

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Meanwhile...

"Become a member, don't expect perks, naht the point dood!"

is this why youve been banning people constantly for how many years now

 

[Iron Hamster]

This fucker is still going. Phil, you are NOT going to gain any PAHSITIVE interactions by purposely being this level of stupid over a fucking chicken sandwich. You might think "attention for attention's sake", but given your history, people don't have to look back very far to see that you're "the guy".

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yet more scat.

Haven't kept up with DSP I'm a hot minute but it's odd to see him stoop to complaining about a fast food sandwich thinking that this was an injustice. If his wife was putting out before this incident, I can't imagine she is anymore.
Absolutely pathetic lmao.

With as much as he eats fast food, you know he's already gotten the same if not worse.

 

[UsedUp]

For anyone interested, the current CEO of Burger King is Daniel S. Schwartz. Troll and or sock account at your leisure. We all know, Phil expects a personal apology email from him.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I dunno man! His sinuses have always had issues, and he rants like a cokehead on a regular basis.

Cocaine can also induce paranoia, mind you.

I think that’s my new favorite Phil theory. It’s a helluva lot more interesting than “Phil is a five figure Gacha whale”.

One we have firm evidence of and the other we have no reason to believe. His paranoia and brain deterioration line up with metabolic syndrome, bad sleep (bad habits and sleep apnea), and alcoholism too well.

 

[Pargon]

Imagine emailing a corporation 3 fucking times because you were unhappy with your $9 meal. He probably only wants an apology so he can flaunt it on Twitter. Look how important I am and how much pull I have with people -snort-

He is still assblasted about that Twitch snub, he needs someone to kiss his ass already! Seems his ego actually gets worse the more it gets beaten down (which has been happening a lot lately). He's been taking those copium pills by the fist full. And thanks to Twitter we can witness him become ever more unhinged in real time.

He really should just @ Burger King on Twitter so he can argue with another bot again.