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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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There is no prelaw Bachelors program in Canada, you need a bachelors degree to get into law school. Most people who go into law school get their bachelors in political science.

If PPP did spend two years of political science that makes him worse than Ralph cause at least Ralph completed all 4 years of his degree having only dropped out for not paying expensive parking tickets.

What I heard was that PPP took law class in high school, where you also do mock trials based on real life cases. When I took one of the law classes in highschool one of the cases we had was based on Oscar Pistorious.
If I recall the deep lore, back to his very first stream with Godwinson where they actually met, he said that he used to be enrolled in some program to become an investigator or similar, before being kicked out for wrongthink or some shit.

I do not know about Cuckada, but these kind of programs usually have some basic introduction to law classes.
"Roleplaying" a criminal trial would fit as this is hardly a part of studying in lawschool.
 
according to the word of an admitted liar PPP. imagine trusting the fat piggy over someone with true convictions like Surfer. PPP is an incel who will say anything to throw his friend under the bus when his own ego is hurt. Imagine believing Surfer was the mentally ill one in their friendship when PPP is literally a morbidly obese incel who hasn't had a job for over a year and sleeps on Surfer's couch almost rent free while surfer buys all his groceries and cleans up after him. The only conclusion one can make is that people in this thread are all themselves obese incels who want to believe their self-insert e-daddy btfo'd a Chad like Surfer. Surfer fucked your e-daddy's crush and it meant nothing to him lmao. cope more nerd :)
I see you're finally off the walls of ass-rape text, so things are looking up. Happy for you, bud
 
If I recall the deep lore, back to his very first stream with Godwinson where they actually met, he said that he used to be enrolled in some program to become an investigator or similar, before being kicked out for wrongthink or some shit.

I do not know about Cuckada, but these kind of programs usually have some basic introduction to law classes.
"Roleplaying" a criminal trial would fit as this is hardly a part of studying in lawschool.
That makes it sound like he was enrolled in police foundations or a paralegal program at college. Makes sense considering he was a security guard calling the cops on niggers and Arabs.
 
Honestly hearing surfer's schizo take on the vaccine made me more likely to take the vaccine. The surety of 'Everyone who takes the vaccine is going to die in 2 years' made me pause greatly. Still not pro vaccine cause it doesnt work but I'm also not willing to associate with folks that think on the level of 'nanobots in the vaccine'.

Rock - me - HardPlace...Both sides suck.
I'm not getting it just because I'm tired of how in my lifetime every time there's a conflict my side inevitably surrenders to live to fight another day and the idea of taking jabs every five months for the rest of my life seems a lot worse than actually dieing on this hill. But I do agree surfer's schizo takes probably aren't all that helpful for the cause despite being very funny and enjoyable.
 
I'm not getting it just because I'm tired of how in my lifetime every time there's a conflict my side inevitably surrenders to live to fight another day and the idea of taking jabs every five months for the rest of my lifes seems a lot worse than actually dieing on this hill. But I do agree surfer's schizo takes probably aren't all that helpful for the cause despite being very funny and enjoyable.
Just after "do no harm" , one of the foundations of medical ethics is "informed consent" . The way public policy is ignoring this in a medical issue and is moving towards "escalating coercion" just really, really rubs me the wrong way
 
Just after "do no harm" , one of the foundations of medical ethics is "informed consent" . The way public policy is ignoring this in a medical issue and is moving towards "escalating coercion" just really, really rubs me the wrong way
I completely agree and the more they escalate their coercion the more it makes me want to resist them.
 
It'll be like being back home for them. PPP will cure their homesick hearts with his fecal freedom.


This is the direction it's taking and it's why I'm down for the ride. It's also the way PPP has always done it from the start, it seems. That's why he always likened it to "professional wrestling". He was always unique among lolcows in that he exposed his insecurities where he had them and laughed it off when people hit him in the soft spots (unless it was about him being hypocritical in his behavior and faith). However he's not completely retarded and, like everyone, has many things he is genuinely sensitive about and would prefer to keep private.
Surfer, in his increasingly manic behavior and what I really do assume is the whisper of onset mental illness or even schizophrenia, has come to have loose lips about their personal details. It's one thing to be fat, be called gay, to be mocked for having exposed your asshole on stream in a drunken stupor, but it's another to have people learn about your abusive father or other details about your past and personhood.

Jim got eternally assblasted by Sargon exposing his age and tendency to want to be the cool guy in a room of kids. He memed "boomer moment" like he did with "sweetie squad" to cope. Similarly there's PPP who tries to do the same with things that bug him. But then there's all we've learned about him which he never wanted us to know. Yet, unlike for Jim, for PPP it wasn't an autist he was feuding with that did it. It wasn't someone from his past who did it. It wasn't the Farms or alogs or Ralph. It was his own heterosexual male wife. His real life, longtime best friend did this. And also called the cops. And then proceeded to air more details during his solo stream.

How can he recover from all of this? Well, by doing the same thing he's always done--by looking at it through the camera. Whether he realizes it or not, THAT is the real reason he recorded the cop call and why he's been leaving it out in the open. Not because he wanted to "explain the change of scenery etc. for future videos". It was to cope with it, like people recording the Twin Tower attack on 9/11 at ground zero. They put a window between themselves and the events they are experiencing to make it less real, to distance themselves from it somehow, so as to not collapse from the full gravity of it. PPP is putting up a troll front, diving head-first into the jokes to acclimate himself to the mockery. He is ready to continue down the self-aware lolcow road he began, if for no other reason than to have such a barrier between himself and the real hurt of it all.

TL;DR What began as his idea of having fun on the Internet is becoming his method of self-preservation at these times, I think. PPP will continue his "professional wrestling" as a self-aware lolcow, unintentionally (or from here on, intentionally) becoming a living meta narrative emblematic of Internet attention whores and lolcows in general.
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I bet PPP has already taken the vaccine
If PPP was vaxxed, was a manipulative sociopath, was an actual secret homo and fucked surfer's asshole on the regular I wouldn't care, I'd still watch his videos because he's funny. You seem to think every PPP fan is following his every word like a prophet which makes sense because that seems to be what you were doing before he broke up with surfer but it's not true, he's just a funny fat fuck who is the last real remnant of the IBS era. I've agreed with some of his political takes but I don't take people too seriously when the first thing I ever saw of them was their asshole.
 
every PPP fan is following his every word like a prophet
every ppp fan in this thread, yes
like bro look at this shit
It'll be like being back home for them. PPP will cure their homesick hearts with his fecal freedom.


This is the direction it's taking and it's why I'm down for the ride. It's also the way PPP has always done it from the start, it seems. That's why he always likened it to "professional wrestling". He was always unique among lolcows in that he exposed his insecurities where he had them and laughed it off when people hit him in the soft spots (unless it was about him being hypocritical in his behavior and faith). However he's not completely retarded and, like everyone, has many things he is genuinely sensitive about and would prefer to keep private.
Surfer, in his increasingly manic behavior and what I really do assume is the whisper of onset mental illness or even schizophrenia, has come to have loose lips about their personal details. It's one thing to be fat, be called gay, to be mocked for having exposed your asshole on stream in a drunken stupor, but it's another to have people learn about your abusive father or other details about your past and personhood.

Jim got eternally assblasted by Sargon exposing his age and tendency to want to be the cool guy in a room of kids. He memed "boomer moment" like he did with "sweetie squad" to cope. Similarly there's PPP who tries to do the same with things that bug him. But then there's all we've learned about him which he never wanted us to know. Yet, unlike for Jim, for PPP it wasn't an autist he was feuding with that did it. It wasn't someone from his past who did it. It wasn't the Farms or alogs or Ralph. It was his own heterosexual male wife. His real life, longtime best friend did this. And also called the cops. And then proceeded to air more details during his solo stream.

How can he recover from all of this? Well, by doing the same thing he's always done--by looking at it through the camera. Whether he realizes it or not, THAT is the real reason he recorded the cop call and why he's been leaving it out in the open. Not because he wanted to "explain the change of scenery etc. for future videos". It was to cope with it, like people recording the Twin Tower attack on 9/11 at ground zero. They put a window between themselves and the events they are experiencing to make it less real, to distance themselves from it somehow, so as to not collapse from the full gravity of it. PPP is putting up a troll front, diving head-first into the jokes to acclimate himself to the mockery. He is ready to continue down the self-aware lolcow road he began, if for no other reason than to have such a barrier between himself and the real hurt of it all.

TL;DR What began as his idea of having fun on the Internet is becoming his method of self-preservation at these times, I think. PPP will continue his "professional wrestling" as a self-aware lolcow, unintentionally (or from here on, intentionally) becoming a living meta narrative emblematic of Internet attention whores and lolcows in general.
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who writes this shit? who READS this shit? (you do)
you people are pathetic. this guy is legit your internet daddy. you hang on his every word and defend him even when there's stuff to make fun of. I saw you people sperging in surfer's chat. you're no-fun-allowed spergs who legit get angry at this stuff. there were at least a half dozen spergs spamming "IDIOT" "RETARD" "FUCK YOU!" in all caps for like 4 hours.
he's just a funny fat fuck who is the last real remnant of the IBS era.
lmao
IBS was like 4 years ago. get a life.
 
every ppp fan in this thread, yes
like bro look at this shit

who writes this shit? who READS this shit? (you do)
you people are pathetic. this guy is legit your internet daddy. you hang on his every word and defend him even when there's stuff to make fun of. I saw you people sperging in surfer's chat. you're no-fun-allowed spergs who legit get angry at this stuff. there were at least a half dozen spergs spamming "IDIOT" "RETARD" "FUCK YOU!" in all caps for like 4 hours.

lmao
IBS was like 4 years ago. get a life.
Do you actually think that post is 100% serious buddy? Give your head a shake.
 
$400 a month to sleep on the couch is too much money tbh. 4 AM screaming schizo scallops once a week isn't exactly a meal plan either. Surfer needs to stop acting like he was running some kind of 5 star resort when he didnt even give the big dog a bedroom.
$400 dollars for a room and shared space is standard. If Surfer is retarded enough to pick up after PPP that's on him.
 
$400 a month to sleep on the couch is too much money tbh. 4 AM screaming schizo scallops once a week isn't exactly a meal plan either.
beggars can't be choosers. in this case an obese incel who throws temper tantrums, poos on the toilet seat and is unwilling to get a job should be relieved someone in his life is willing to tolerate his shit (literally) and let him sleep on the couch for only 400 a month.
Surfer needs to stop acting like he was running some kind of 5 star resort when he didnt even give the big dog a bedroom.
Surfer's cleaning skills are uncontested - even Godwinson was impressed at how clean Surfer keeps home! A real feat when you are living with an obese perpetual manchild like PPP. And that's not even mentioning Surfer's gourmet cooking skills. PPP is lucky to have such a mensch as his best friend.
 
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