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this DSPositive interactive streamer fake shit is really obnoxious and just so obviously fake.

Though I thought he finally snapped between jumping from topics of ricky martin, the karls, little children 9totally wasn't creepy), barely coherent rambling to random ass songs in the matter of like 2 mins...
 
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Has anyone explained to Phil what thick rate is? because he's going to look fucking dumb (moreso than usual) when he complains about lag but the ping sits steady at 50ms.
At least he could use the shitty thick rate these games have (as low as 24) as a safe excuse.
 
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the Karlocaust (name stolen from Hate Army Watch on youtube) is just an easy excuse for Phil to finally ban snokarl.

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  • Phil: "All people named karl have to change their names or get banned"
  • Honest fans named Karl: argues with Phil about being forced to change their name.
  • Phil: "These trolls are proving my point."
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this karl rant was a goldmine of phil tripping over his pseudo-intellectual fancy word usage, and forgetting what some intellectual word means (like exclusive and inclusive, and at that point if phil is trying to say he is some smartalic who knows big boy vocabulary and can't differentiate those two words he should delete his channel).
 
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"IF I SEE KARL, KARL KARL KARL KARL; ITS GOING TO BE BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN".
(That was 100% a lie as a tsunami of Karls inundate his chat)
I predict we will see this before his break as to why he hasn't banned the karls and has been in full clown mode the past hour.
" Okay guys, it's time for my second break, but before we do, hold on a second... Oh, it looks like I got a very generous tip from (one of the 3-letters bitches sock accounts) for (probably at least $50 or more), and they didn't send a message. Well... thank you very much for that very generous tip as that moves us closer to the tips goal for today. I will be right back, I will see you guys very soon".
 
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Fapcop said:
Only one problem dood! How do you know if the dentist is a detractor?

He might pull all of Phil’s teeth!

Also, that means leaving the house which also leaves Phil wide open for harassment.

Kinda surprised Phil haven’t had a dentistry “save mah teeth!” Begathon yet. It’s an obvious thing to beg for, guess it’s only Phil’s ego once again overpowering his greed.
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OMG don't give that asshole any ideas!
 
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Mr. Brown said:
I really disagree.
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I'm listening.

Mr. Brown said:
w the meme is Kat is just with phil to avoid having to work
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It's fun to watch people speculate, but I don't personally land in any camp as to the "Why"; I have no idea, almost zero interest, & insufficient data. --That's why I specified in my post that my piss hot take on this precludes all the speculation (& tf also the "memes") as to her motives for choosing the situation she's in.
***

What mystifies me is the "How", & my personal bias (& reason I continue looking on in incredulity @ his descent into madness & faggotry) that he's genuinely one of the most shockingly petulant & wholly irritating adult human beings I've ever witnessed from any distance, forces me to rule out any possibility that she doesn't spend 99.7% of her time in his presence wanting to stab him in the throat.

Even if I'm wrong, it can never be explained to me in a way I'll understand. Especially since I have even less evidence to indicate that this shrieking man-brat goes from tard rampaging acidic menstruating cocksucker to absolute sweetheart every time he switches off the internet. Lolno. He only gets worse when he feels safe.

5-10y ago he was slightly less insane & had a few Marine-ass motherfuckers & a very young girl who found him tolerable in varying doses, but that's not the cocksucker he is today, & all of those people are long gone.

Today, he's a middle-aged (lol, if he's lucky), delusional, bitter-as-fuck, adult turbobrat who is slowly beginning to realize he's never going to get the cookies he has been screaming for the past 2 decades & he's supremely bitter about it. He's also legitimately losing his mind. And he gets worse every week.

I am pretty much a flat-earther on any counterargument that his blushing bride doesn't hate his fucking face. Sawry. “¯\_(ツ)_/¯“

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but let's not forget that she was already in a relationship with someone else when she met Phil. She didn't have to move across the country or marry him...
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Of course she didn't. But see "***" above.

And we have absolutely no idea what kind of a situation she abandoned when she jumped her last ship. And no, a few short bursts of testimony from someone's ex boyfriend is not enough for me to consider it substantiated intel.
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She's not some mail order bride.
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😏 Yeah again, I can't make that call... 🧐
Mr. Brown said:
She was a shitty streamer,
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Idk, one time I watched an old video of her streaming & she managed the entire 10m stretch without aggravating or earraping me into ragequitting. Sure as shit can't say as much for her husband.. So there's that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯“
Mr. Brown said:
she was probably a fan of Phil and they got talking and went from there.
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Again, ***.
Mr. Brown said:
I think it's a genuine marriage. I don't know how any sane person would marry someone for the money
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Mr. Brown said:
and then be happy that they get to spend 6 days a week inside away from the world on your own doing fuck all like she does.
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You're basing this entire assumption on the strength of the assertions of the Internet's Reigning Emperor of Compulsive Lying, Mid-Sentence Retcons, & Zero-Reliability Narration.

This mong wouldn't just piss on your head & tell you it's raining, he'd try to convince you that it's the act of applying lipstick.

We have no fucking idea how or where this woman spends her time, dude. We have a proven liar (with yet another known phobia of projecting to his tardience that he's gtting Leanna 2.0'd again, & an all-consuming, bizarre obsession with his idea that he's pwnz0ring twollz by painting himself as an uhhhhh dult with a storybook marriage to a swimsoot mahdul) shrieking at a camera about how she's home, or working, or xyz.

Just the fact that he insists they spend so much (but never enough, bc it's brat Philburt) time together automatically leads me to conclude that she's not home very often, & probably tries to align her arrivals against when she knows he'll be too shithammered to pester her, or passed out altogether. And this makes the most sense to me, because again,he is an insufferable fucking cuntrag. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So no, we have no idea how often she's home. None.
Mr. Brown said:
If it was a marriage for money why did she accept a shitty engagement ring, a dirty dress and a wedding in Phils parents house? Phil spends all his money instantly anyway, we all know this so what money did she marry into exactly? The dude had $300 in his bank account when he went bankrupt.
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Sorry, but again: *** But assuming a financial agenda for a second, I try never to underestimate what any given person will accept as a means to their end game.

(And a side note: people who think that a wedding is lacking in any way because the dress came off a $2 Sal Army rack, or that rings are even needed at all, let alone deign to look down on it if the couple trades neon fuckin friendship bracelets they won as skating rink prizes & call those their rings if they want, are trash. Weddings aren't the sum total of the window dressing you slap on it to stage them, & if that shit seriously matters to someone, then that's another point of view that can never be successfully explained to me.)

Ergo, it says zero to me what she wore on body or hand when she signed up for this shit.
Mr. Brown said:
I know people who are bigger retards than Phil
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Y--You do??

Really? ...

You're a better man than I, then. I would be doing 10-20 right now if I did. Not even being a tough guy here, just Irish & poor temper control with pisswhiny pieces of shit; I'd have made a necklace out of their molars if exposed to anyone like Philiam for an extended length of time.

And don't mistake me; I know, & even share close friendships with some real bangup job mother fuckers. Don't get me wrong. But never in real life have I met anyone with as many unsavory personality traits all smashed into one human skinsack as the shit I hear/see/read out of DSRee. Which is the only reason I can manage to watch this shit mountain go up in flames: he's such a douchebag that he's almost like a fictional character. In a book I'd BTFO by Chapter 3 for shit-tier character developmen.
Mr. Brown said:
It's far more likely that this is a real marriage than some scheme by kat to get an easy paid for life.
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I swear I'm not trying to be a dick, but again again: ***. And I respect your opinion that it's a genuine marriage, I read yourbposts all the time. I know you're a smart dude. But my brain just doesn't process that sentence as any language I speak or understand.

Plus, Phil is a latent homosexual.

TL;DR: Pretend I posted here a screencap of Phillburirito's "agREEEE to disagREEEE, SIRRR gentlemanly response to SBM from the other day, except without the seethe/cope/false magnanimity.

<3
 
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Quantum Diabetes said:
You know that Bk sandwich didn’t even look that bad, I would have scooped the Mayo off and put it on the fries or if an employee was staring at me I’d noisily block the extra off while making pig noises, but unlike Phil, I can put on a good show.
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yeah any normal person would just be like "fuck better wipe this off"

it's a newer sandwich, sometimes it's bound to happen
 
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A bit late to the party, but people are still talking about it. The sandwich he got from Burger King is the new(ish) chicken sandwich they have. It's just a chicken patty, pickles, mayo and some special sauce. No matter how much care went into making it, it would look like that if you opened it up.

Not that anyone is really surprised, but his complaint isn't even close to valid. If I was the franchise owner, I wouldn't give a shit about his Karen complaint to corporate either.
 
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RougeRed said:
A bit late to the party, but people are still talking about it. The sandwich he got from Burger King is the new(ish) chicken sandwich they have. It's just a chicken patty, pickles, mayo and some special sauce. No matter how much care went into making it, it would look like that if you opened it up.

Not that anyone is really surprised, but his complaint isn't even close to valid. If I was the franchise owner, I wouldn't give a shit about his Karen complaint to corporate either.
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Somebody should post on their fake Burger King Twitter account how many digital cocks does he think the sandwich is worth and use a.gif of Hulk Hogan
 
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BepsiLight said:
Has anyone explained to Phil what thick rate is? because he's going to look fucking dumb (moreso than usual) when he complains about lag but the ping sits steady at 50ms.
At least he could use the shitty thick rate these games have (as low as 24) as a safe excuse.
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Look dood! Phil isn’t a techie. He isn’t a nerd. He’s just a gamer giving the gamer perspective, sound good? *SNORT*

So eat shit with all your tech talk “tic rate”
bullshiat ok? Actually no, here’s a tic rate for ya: BAN! Tuh-heh-heh... Some people!
 
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