Let's Sperg Let's Play XCOM XPiratez Mod (ON SUMMER HIATUS) - Lethal amounts of autism ahead.

What shall we do with our captured Damsel in Distress?

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wtfNeedSignUp said:
I might be mistaken, but wouldn't it be a good idea to get a few red shirts to pad out the crew until have enough able bodied amazons? They can function as healing mules at least.
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Peasants are totally viable as your rank-and-file for most missions, but they're not as fun as ubers. Pak's just running a pretty high op tempo to start, so crashing out because of injuries is to be expected.
 
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X-Grog seems like a decent item until you realize that you need someone ot carry around. Someone who would be better off with a gun in their hands.
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I liked to keep a barrel on ship as emergency healing. 30 of type of each healing is handy to have in a pinch.
 
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If I had decent recording software I would subject you to the awful ambient noises in this this type of map, but instead I've attempted to supplant that with a much more pleasant musical equivalent.
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Dude, that "song" sounds like an Indian man getting high as fuck on a psychotropic cocktail whilst raping a robot jury-rigged out of an old Atari and a Moog synthesizer.
It's very fitting, but goddamn, man.
 
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ChucklesTheJester said:
Just my luck,, giantess fetish art. :story: Here I thought these bootypedia images couldn't get any worse.
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I feel like that's calling down the thunder that is the big-horny bullshit from Bootypedia. I mean, just in the same update was a 3D pic with a dude's barely disguised hog hanging down so never underestimate their ability to put in weird shit.
 
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Agarathium1066 said:
I feel like that's calling down the thunder that is the big-horny bullshit from Bootypedia. I mean, just in the same update was a 3D pic with a dude's barely disguised hog hanging down so never underestimate their ability to put in weird shit.
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Then let bootypedia strike me down where I stand. Once you start getting to shit like giant fetish, tame shit like upside hog tied man is normal by comparison.
 
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Sign me up for a spot @L50LasPak

vorbos said:
Did Dioxine ever roll back that shittakular decision he made to melee combat, the one that allowed everyone to do reaction fire to each hit even if you were behind them?

I swear, half of their changes are deliberately done to spite the playerbase.
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Lol yeah that's the trend now, my favorite example being giving ALL landing vehicles windows to "stop camping," though "balance changes" used to be based solely on what a small group of powergamers would break the game with on the hardest difficulty, ironman. Fun times.

Did Dioxine ever make the end game not soul-destroyingly awful?
 
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Glad to see I wasn't murderfucked and eaten by werewolves. I hope to see more with the rookie B-team consisting of @Dr. Ricearoni and myself. As long as I don't almost die again, that is. I didn't think I'd almost be taken out by SS cosplayers, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering the mod's content.
 
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Hopefully my gal's high reacc takes it home, apparently I have managed to not get full of lead so far
 
Personally I love the Bootypedia because watching kiwis figure out precisely how many pearls to clutch is one of my favourite things

Peasant said:
You can make a drinking game out of seeing how many images in the bootypedia you recognize. From the last update, I count one Resident Evil 6 nude mod screenshot and Koakuma from Touhou.
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I'm excited that we've only seen it scratch the surface of Masamune Shirow's pirate books so far. I don't even like big boobles much as a rule but I'll take as many greasy bitches as that dude can draw.
 
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Gimmick Account said:
Personally I love the Bootypedia because watching kiwis figure out precisely how many pearls to clutch is one of my favourite things


I'm excited that we've only seen it scratch the surface of Masamune Shirow's pirate books so far. I don't even like big boobles much as a rule but I'll take as many greasy bitches as that dude can draw.
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Wait until we get to the futa conversion research. I'm making that up. I think.

Masamune Shirow's artstyle fits pretty well with this mod. The main problem I have with the visuals is that there's not much aesthetic consistency. However, I don't think paying artists hundreds or thousands of dollars to make all the graphics you would need is a feasible solution. We're not dealing with suspiciously wealthy furries here.
 
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Peasant said:
Wait until we get to the futa conversion research. I'm making that up. I think.

Masamune Shirow's artstyle fits pretty well with this mod. The main problem I have with the visuals is that there's not much aesthetic consistency. However, I don't think paying artists hundreds or thousands of dollars to make all the graphics you would need is a feasible solution. We're not dealing with suspiciously wealthy furries here.
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It really is an absurd mod, with the most absurd part being that it's actually good.
 
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